Carebare85 #16 Curse of Beg causes another split, undeclared ad in a homeless pit

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Recap care of us all


What does the Hale Package include?

Self diagnosis
Camel toes
Infected belly buttons
Dirty Bedding
Rinsing friends
Scaby scalp
Personal police protection

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Can't lip sync
Can't dance
Can't clean
Can't keep up with her lies
Can't keep friends
Can't stop eating crisps after dinner
Can't stop cooking pasta
Can’t go to a dentist
Can’t eat healthily
Can’t lie straight in bed
Can’t run a legitimate business
Can’t take criticism
Can’t keep off tattle
Can't sing
Can’t buy clothes in her true size
Can't finish a sentence without saying you know what I mean !
Can't stop saying mmmmmmmkkkkkk
Can't stop saying sooo
Can't start a sentence without saying ok
Can’t stop her music on repeat loop
Can’t stop begging
Can’t put her kids before herself
Can't sit on little Andy pandy, her camel toe would swallow him up
Can’t go shopping without doing a haul
Can’t spell the daughters name right
Can’t pack a suitcase once it’s like 3 times just like her portions of food
Can't admit she's a beggy twit!!
Can’t protect her kids from the sun
Can’t look after her kids
Can't brush her teeth
Can't wash her hair
Can barely fit into her shorts
Can't remember all of her medical conditions
Can’t make good content
Can't spell
Can't count
Brilliant recap it's like a fictional novel 👀
 
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Does she never clean those wire trays 🤢 wraps again 🤮
 
Who she got in the box ZZZZZ
Dave somebody

She’s got a part time job 😂 but she can’t say yeah we believe you …

Good she’s full of of tit that Dave said you were supposed to call me twice to meet up ! Dave she a lying beggy twit

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Dave somebody

She’s got a part time job 😂 but she can’t say yeah we believe you …

Good she’s full of of tit that Dave said you were supposed to call me twice to meet up ! Dave she a lying beggy twit

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Let’s hope your PART TIME job isn’t in a CAFE the sausages are done going cold & she’s putting bacon in now how long does it take her to make breakfast
 
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