Brummy Mummy #179 How many couch ads can a couch potato make?

[Mingles1001]

Imagine having so much pent up rage and sexual frustration that you take it out on an advent calendar in front of strangers every day

 

[Runner1]

I think they do this with their Xmas presents too it’s so strange, she goes to that hill to meet them on Christmas Eve to exchange presents even though she always goes to her mums on Christmas Day to stay the night. They must open everything alone at 7am and then that’s it done.

Yes they do it’s so bizarre! Surely part of the fun of pressies is about seeing reactions and showing gratitude!

 

[Lady Doodle]

How many handbags does she need

One for every lie she's told,,,,, so I'm guessing a lot!!

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

One for every lie she's told,,,,, so I'm guessing a lot!!

No wonder there’s no room in the hobbit house then!!!

 

[Loopybird69]

How many handbags does she need

Well it would take a lot of bags to cover that gut

 

[Jade33]

Why does she always have to state things aren’t for kids?! If your followers are bleeping stupid enough to book “book of morman” for their 6 year old without checking then that is on them.

Also I HATE how she’s like oh the closest I’ve ever been to Josh gad and the other one (sorry other one I dont know your name and I’m not going back to check cos unlike babs this is not my job so accuracy doesn’t matter!) - she always has to GRASP to fame doesn’t she?! Just cos they were in the original?! It’s like me going to see sound of music at a local theatre and saying “oooh I’m so close to Julie Andrews” FFS this woman. twit.

Lol she's only bothered about being close to Josh Gad as he was the voice for Olaf, so she's been close to a disney actor!

 

[BonBon27]

Lol she's only bothered about being close to Josh Gad as he was the voice for Olaf, so she's been close to a disney actor!

Ha my friend was at EPCOT the other day when Josh Gad was there making a speech and she sent me a photo of him, so I’m basically BFFs with him and will be expecting a Christmas card from him any day now

 

[Maria1]

Wait, like I said I'm new to this lump of peroxided, self -indulgent lard, so is she really thinking that opening a bog-standard advent calendar is content? If it was some luxury calendar I still wouldn't approve because I loathe the mediocrity of Influencers but at least it would be slightly interesting.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

My birthday is also close to Christmas and I’m a similar age to blobs …well actually I’m a bit older….yes I know at christmas everything’s geared up for that but the gifts I get (and there’s nowhere near as many as this entitled cunts pressie pile) are birthday related not seasonal Xmas tat , and also not pumped that full of sugar I’d end up in a diabetic coma.
She loves to flaunt her privilege I detest stealth boasting it’s actually the opposite and comes across as cheap and crass…
Oh and I’m a bit pissed off she got a village pottery house ….that’s my bandwagon and I’ll push the bleep right off if she starts collecting it

 

[zebby]

Anyone else wondering who this Josh Gad bloke is…wanders off to find a Werthers and a read of my Woman’s Own

 

[Rags2Riches]

Why did she have to mention she got a message from Benson Boone? It’s an automated video that would have got sent to all top listeners. But no she has to word it as if the man himself was so grateful that Emma from Birmingham played him in Spotify that he personally messaged her.

And I can’t be bothered to even say much about her insinuation about blowjobs and anal. Neither of which she’s ever done.

 

[OhhBacon]

Incase you want to see her spread of birthday gifts without watching her vlog...here you go.
All basic generic gift sets, a couple of candles, pandora ring, a naff bag, a couple of generic pottery gifts, as there were sweets.

Nothing of any note, just all huge consumption of cheap bits.

I'm her age and for my last birthday I got a beautiful climbing rose to grow against the house, a lovely box of really nice chocolates, a fancy perfume my partner picked because he loved it and a lovely scarf from a local independent clothes shop.
All meaningful things that I really appreciated.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I think she seemed really underwhelmed with most of those presents!

 

[Forthegramster]

I’m skipping the advent calendar waffle, I’d rather eat dog tit than watch that bollocks

 

[OhhBacon]

I think she seemed really underwhelmed with most of those presents!

Yep, it's more about the quantity than the quality. She is just so unappreciative of anything, it's all about next...next...next. Stuff, stuff, stuff is all she is about.

She has no hobbies, no interests other than watching reality TV and sitting on the sofa. After her big declaration to make big life changes, wet Ste could have bought her some walking boots, some gym gear, a gym membership, some beautifully packaged herbal tea (would increase her water intake)...something that might have got her up and out!

 

[DLPJG]

God, it really is just all tat isn't it! That bag is horrific!

I'm confused why she's been given No 7 products when she only uses Skin & Me (I'm not really because everything she puts out online is fake, but don't any of her followers question it??)

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Goodness, what a load of shite presents. As others have said generic tat - but that sums her up nicely!

 

[Loopybird69]

Incase you want to see her spread of birthday gifts without watching her vlog...here you go.
All basic generic gift sets, a couple of candles, pandora ring, a naff bag, a couple of generic pottery gifts, as there were sweets.

Nothing of any note, just all huge consumption of cheap bits.

I'm her age and for my last birthday I got a beautiful climbing rose to grow against the house, a lovely box of really nice chocolates, a fancy perfume my partner picked because he loved it and a lovely scarf from a local independent clothes shop.
All meaningful things that I really appreciated.

If someone bought me a hairbrush for my birthday I’d be having words with them. A bleeping hairbrush like that’s some sort of flex?!
Also I have never thought of recording myself with my gifts at any point never mind on my actual birthday so I can post it for strangers the day after

 

[MoodyMerde]

Just watching This Morning while I’m at home recovering from an operation, they went over to the Loose Women studio for them to tease the show later. It cut to the audience because James Middleton is there with his dogs. I was just admiring the dogs when a spotted another two sitting next to him! Babs and Wet San!!! Front row in the audience of Loose Women today! Babs was sitting next to a James Middlton’s golden retriever and her hair was more yellow!!

 

[zebby]

How does she get so much time off work...oh!

ps, I hope you feel better soon after your op