Brummy Mummy #179 How many couch ads can a couch potato make?

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I’m the same age as her (few months older), I’m a size 8, I go running every day, I’m not on HRT and I can still remember things, I don’t wear massive knickers, I don’t spend all weekend under a blanket in polyester pjs, I don’t hanker for the 90s, and I’d think it was bleeping weird if my husband bought me MOAMS and Maltezers for my birthday. In fact, I’d divorce him 🤣
 
So even on Grotbabs Birthday the Brat gets a gift!!!! Those Pandora rings are ugly, I looked at them the other week..... pure tat! And I guarantee Fat Babs ring won't fit on her massive manly sausage fingers!
And she justifys it by giving the back story of Wank Stain Ste and Ethan having a brick in the wall at Villa Park! So what!!!!! Let them have something without you two vulgar materialistic spoilt brats getting in on the act!
All of those presents she showed are boring, thoughtless and will end up in landfill.
Wet Sans presents are particularly tit!
I'd be gutted if my Mum bought me a load of toiletries in the sale for my B'day!
 
I'm 10 years older than Babs and she definitely does not represent me at her age or now!! I am active, have 2 part time jobs, work out with a personal trainer (mostly weight with a bit of cardio) once a week for fitness and to protect my bones from osteoporosis, I am on HRT and although it helps its not the wonder drug that cures all that Emma makes out. I read, I try and keep up with current affairs, I have friends and a social life and my husband loves me and I don't pimp my kids out for money doing tit ads.
Exactly why does Emma think she is so special? She has nothing and does nothing that I would ever want to do! She's really smug for someone who is an obese, washed up has been "influencer" with zero content, no friends and a husband who is a just room-mate (but not a bedroom mate!) who does the chores and fans her ego keep the peace. God what a bleeping tit life she has!
 
Tippingpoint23 said:
Genuine question how does one even wear more than one bra? Surely you have to buy multiple bra sizes to stack them? My brain is struggling to even compute her lie
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Like a few others in here I’m similar age to her and a couple of things wonderbras were constructing they hurt like a bitxh (I got measured for them so know I was in the right size) there isn’t a cat in hells chance she wore more than one
and secondly she’s a bigger twit than normal and I don’t care about best festive food.
Get a proper bleeping Job
 
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did babs write this....? 🤔

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emmaemmaemma9493829 said:
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She talks as if we all have time to watch things like this in our free time, most of us don't have any free time! The time I have outside of work I certainly don't spent watching shite just to validate babs feelings
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The fact she's 'having a little cry' over a 24-year-old show featuring a fictitious couple 'still living there (in an imaginary town she cannot remember the name of), married and happy' says more about her home life and loveless marriage than any of us can put into words.
 
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