Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

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So 1 child gets a city break abroad, to a very expensive city.

The other gets a UK trip, that involes a free train trip...only because he's involved in an advert for said train. Then goes to the theatre where his ticket was free.

Bab is a bleeping witch.

Though it's not looking like she will be alive for me to hate watch for much longer, the state of her is so bad. The droopy face and the heart problems, not great for someone in their mid forties.
 
scotbird said:
WTF why is she giving such specific advice about the portion size of these strawberries?! Even if I did happen to go to that exact same stall (I totally won’t) I think I could figure that out myself?! So random!
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i mean, the portions don't look huge - it's only babs who would perceive a serving of strawberries as overwhelming, and advise people that they should share them. it's not that there are too many strawberries for toddler Ethan to handle - it's because babs' weekly fruit intake is usually limited to few chunks of fruit on a Saturday, and even those have to be coated in jizz icing or melted chocolate for her to force them down. by "sharing", she means that posed with one of a photo, and possibly scraped her grellow teeth along the edge of one, and then shoved them at Ethan while she gorged herself on sugary snacks from her mum bag - as there is no way she'll have been able to even choke down a bite of strawberry without it being covered in sugar. a whole day out, just her and Ethan, she'll have been lugging around entire family-sized boxes of biscuits to keep her energy up - that will have been the "luggage" she had Ethan dragging up and down stairs.

we all know that if it weren't for photo opp to share as "such a GREAT mum, waiting in a line so the boy could buy the snack he wanted", there is no way she would have let little E queue to buy FRUIT. she doesn't even let him have fruit on a regular basis - a pre-packaged portion of mango is a weekly after-school treat. and tbh, it speaks volumes about their unhealthy diet and dramatic lack of nutrients when her 10 year old child asks for fruit as a special treat, rather than a cookie or ice-cream or whatever. his body is so desperate for nutrition that when he is given the choice, he opts for strawberries, as he has grown up to perceive fruit as a "treat" as it is such a rarity in the hobbit house, with babs shoving sweets and sugary snacks at him constantly. i noticed that it often happens at Disney too - when babs allows the kids to actually choose a snack themselves, rather than the usual pre-scheduled daily snack choices that SHE makes on their behalf - they often opt for a chocolate covered banana or a corn on the cob, usually more savoury and nutrient dense than sweet and high in sugary. says a hell of a lot about your "great parenting" when your son's little body is screaming out for nutrients! 😔
 
Ignoring the bullshit story.....where do we start on that eye make up! And the brows.
 

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i mean, the portions don't look huge - it's only babs who would perceive a serving of strawberries as overwhelming, and advise people that they should share them. it's not that there are too many strawberries for toddler Ethan to handle - it's because babs' weekly fruit intake is usually limited to few chunks of fruit on a Saturday, and even those have to be coated in jizz icing or melted chocolate for her to force them down. by "sharing", she means that posed with one of a photo, and possibly scraped her grellow teeth along the edge of one, and then shoved them at Ethan while she gorged herself on sugary snacks from her mum bag - as there is no way she'll have been able to even choke down a bite of strawberry without it being covered in sugar. a whole day out, just her and Ethan, she'll have been lugging around entire family-sized boxes of biscuits to keep her energy up - that will have been the "luggage" she had Ethan dragging up and down stairs.

we all know that if it weren't for photo opp to share as "such a GREAT mum, waiting in a line so the boy could buy the snack he wanted", there is no way she would have let little E queue to buy FRUIT. she doesn't even let him have fruit on a regular basis - a pre-packaged portion of mango is a weekly after-school treat. and tbh, it speaks volumes about their unhealthy diet and dramatic lack of nutrients when her 10 year old child asks for fruit as a special treat, rather than a cookie or ice-cream or whatever. his body is so desperate for nutrition that when he is given the choice, he opts for strawberries, as he has grown up to perceive fruit as a "treat" as it is such a rarity in the hobbit house, with babs shoving sweets and sugary snacks at him constantly. i noticed that it often happens at Disney too - when babs allows the kids to actually choose a snack themselves, rather than the usual pre-scheduled daily snack choices that SHE makes on their behalf - they often opt for a chocolate covered banana or a corn on the cob, usually more savoury and nutrient dense than sweet and high in sugary. says a hell of a lot about your "great parenting" when your son's little body is screaming out for nutrients! 😔
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What is this weirdness with sharing I mean it's not like she can't afford to get 2 of everything. Is she still trying to convince us that she barely eats - ie what did she have when he had his messi burger or did she make him share that too 😡

all this bab 💩 about a chipped tooth, they normally just file it down and it doesn't even hurt - such a drama kween 🫅 her dentist had a lucky escape ...
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
all this bab 💩 about a chipped tooth, they normally just file it down and it doesn't even hurt - such a drama kween 🫅 her dentist had a lucky escape ...
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it's also the fact that she obviously phoned her dentist and DEMANDED an appointment. I've never chipped a tooth, but i can't imagine it's an emergency - yet of babs has a next-day appointment. guaranteed the receptionist hears her voice bell owing down the phone and immediately adjusts the schedule simply to avoid the drama that will ensue if the grellow one doesn't get her own way. similar vibes to her getting same day GP appointments for her gammy ear piercing or a grazed knee. 🙄

and she's been using skin and me for TWO YEARS. that alone is a reason never to buy their products! 🤣🤣
 
I have questions-
why the need for so much luggage for one night? Surely you’d just take a backpack each?

more showing off with how the cost of things doesn't even enter her mind. An emergency dentist visit would be £££££

the train ad - will she actually divulge this code early on in the summer hols or will it be her usual late to the party style and give the code out on 1st of September

finally in that podcast screenshot a cow bag shared - babs looks like that filter ive seen people use on TikTok where it distorts their face, makes it wider. My periperi brain cannot work out how to google that to share a picture to show what I mean 🤣
 
Rags2Riches said:
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes
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G - Gateway.

In reference to yoghurts. 😂😂
 
Her podcast guest only sharing Babs story to basically call her out for lying.

The story is she worked in a store, Keanu Reeves came in and asked for water, they had none that was cold, so the person pour him a glass of water from the bottle she’d been drinking out of.

And there’s crass and immature Babs - SHE SHARED SPIT!!!!
 

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