Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

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OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes
 
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes
🤣 🤣 this is hilarious.
 
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes

L - Loves me hard (the boy)
P - pasta that changed shape mid ad
 
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes
👏🏻👏🏻

although it's actually "couch 52K" 😉🤣
 
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes


I - I am a bleep 😉
 
OK before our favourite sasquatch comes back tomorrow, I’ve complied the final AlphaBab - sorry if I’ve missed any.

A
Apsolutely
Adored by Stephen
Advent Calendar Lols ..
Add a Belt
Amazon 99p Sunglasses

B
Bathroom Breakdown
Bath Bomb Bath Bomb you’re my Bath Bomb
Beige Buffet
Blue Light Hospital Dash

C
Carrie Bradshaw Run
Cracking Rack
Cowbags
Couch to 5K
Canned Cocks
Caterpillar Brows

D
Dancing on Bars
Dressing Gowns
Daily Mail Article

E
Ezzje Triple Threat
Easter Egg Face Smasher
Euro Vision
Estate Agent Suit

F
Fajita Gate
Fruit Day
Face Planting the Pavement

G
Gunt
Gold Boots
Grellow
George

H
Hot Chocolate Station
Hamster Cage on a Kitchen Table
Hobbit House
Hauls
HRT
Head of R.E.

I
Ice Lol
Is that a Birmingham thing?
It’s Got Pockets!

J
Just Eat
Jizz Icing
Juicy Melons
Jus-Rol

K
Kenny
Kebab Tattoo

L
Louise Pentland Stalker
Late to Every Trend
Le Wonk

M
Margot - is it a dog or a rat?
Mean Girls Dance
Magic Mirror
Matt Goss

N
Nirvana Sweater
Not Scratch Head Pose
Not a Size 18
Not a Swifty

O
O - ‘Ot, “It’s ‘ot”
One Load of Washing a Day
Opposite Sofas

P
Prawn Cracker Dance
Pro Plus
Pumpkins in a Glass
Primark Summer Dress
Play dates
Painting Around Furniture

Q
Queen of Hearts Fancy Dress in Mourning

R
Rice Hanging on a Washing Line
Rosemary Ramsay Notice Me Please!!!
Rabid

S
tit Water Sandals
Slow Train
Supermarket Undies
Socks in Bed
Smeg Fridge in the Dining Room
SNACKS.
Smash Ste’s Face in.
Straining Converse Trainers
Shuffle
Stars Hallow
Scrapbooks
Shower Seat Breakdown

T
Triple Threat
Tiki Bar not a Room
Ticky Tok
Trains Snacks
Too Tight Wedding Rings
Tooti Fruiti Nails
The Range Weight Loss Counter
Tat
Twinning with My Girl

U
University Live Chat Hack
Up Up - Ste’s Bedroom
Unwashed Couch Blankets

V
Vagina Numbness
Vogue has asked me to recreate a Met Gala Lewk

W
Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? Number 1 in Agricultural
Wunderbta
Wallflower
Where does Ste Sleep?

X
Xrated Private Part Action

Y
Yellow Hair
Yellow Teeth
You Go Girl

Z
Zzzzz Sleepy Tea
Zebra Blusher Stripes

C - cocktail
W- what’s in the box? (Tat obvs filling a void in her life)
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oh dear you can try to place the camera at at angle where we can’t see your reflection but that’s something else you’re not that good at.
And that’s not a size 18 body
 
Right 🐄🛍️s we need to start calming down and getting some sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a busy day in Babshitshire, as the Mayor, Lady Babshit is coming to town. She'll have lots to explain to us simple folk. How trains work, good nutrition tips, parenting advice, holiday tips etc. After a beige lunch (please let the Lady Mayor eat first, it's not etiquette, it's for everyone's safety), we'll be doing a team building exercise consisting of scrapbooking. A pot of gum will be on each work station, sizes will be depend on your iq. Lady Mayor will only have 1 single wrapped gum.

The day will wrap up by 3pm so everyone can be home for pjs, blankies, cookies and hot cock at 4pm.
 
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