Brummy Mummy #170 The only likeness to the Titanic is that your career is going down.

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Nadurath said:
The unconscious bias of Babs: buys both kids chewing gum, the one for Erin is 60 pieces and the one for Ethan is 30.
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In that boots video she said how Ethan suffered badly with hay fever so got him a nasal spray from the shop, but when she got home Erin also needed a nasal spray. In the haul she had a nasal spray and said now Ethan has one as well. So had obviously give the first one she originally got for Ethan to Erin
 
Ffs she doesn’t ‘work’. She makes videos for YouTube etc. Having watched some of these it’s obvious it doesn’t take long as no effort skill or care is taken
( except to ensure she edits out her true size!) and she’s always finding time to sit and watch tv in the daytime! She’s in her pjs by 5pm!! Her wet drip of a housemate/husband does everything else!
My daughter works 12/13 hour shifts and her husband is self employed so can’t just take a day off! This time of year is really busy for him. They have to spend a fortune on camps and activities for their kids with me filling in where I can over the summer hols.
Emma is NOTHING like a normal working parent and frankly I find it offensive that she has the nerve to say that. She’s a fat lazy walloper.
 
Bab irks

the constant eye bleeping the camera/hair twiddling
When she stops mid sentence to swallow 🤢🤢🤢
Mom brags - chewing gum, Disney, scrap books, uniform buying, stickers….how old are the kids again?????????
Constant lounging around totally unaware of normal people’s lives - money, childcare, family, work struggles
 
Maddogsmum said:
Ffs she doesn’t ‘work’. She makes videos for YouTube etc. Having watched some of these it’s obvious it doesn’t take long as no effort skill or care is taken
( except to ensure she edits out her true size!) and she’s always finding time to sit and watch tv in the daytime! She’s in her pjs by 5pm!! Her wet drip of a housemate/husband does everything else!
My daughter works 12/13 hour shifts and her husband is self employed so can’t just take a day off! This time of year is really busy for him. They have to spend a fortune on camps and activities for their kids with me filling in where I can over the summer hols.
Emma is NOTHING like a normal working parent and frankly I find it offensive that she has the nerve to say that. She’s a fat lazy walloper.
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Moaning about the school holidays is the M.O of every online whinger parent. I bet Kelly aka Kids & The Commute is moaning like duck already. They moan about the kids being off and having to 'work' but the 'work' that they are doing is creating content about moaning about the kids.

Without the holidays they wouldn't have content, without the content they wouldn't have to stay at home with the kids.
 
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duck, she looks dreadful 😳.
 
shazbev said:
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duck, she looks dreadful 😳.
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Has she had a transient eschemic attack (mini stroke) at some point and not realised it? Her eye and face droops on one side. My sister in law had one in early 2011 and had no idea except for some heart palpitations. She changed her lifestyle completely after that wake up call, because she was told this was a "warning stroke" and a big one would very likely follow.

Emma does look really dreadful in this pic. Her skin looks sweaty and greasy and an awful pallor. She can't be happy, looking like this. She's chronically online and it's taken a huge toll on her.
 
SugarSnapBam said:
Has she had a transient eschemic attack (mini stroke) at some point and not realised it? Her eye and face droops on one side. My sister in law had one in early 2011 and had no idea except for some heart palpitations. She changed her lifestyle completely after that wake up call, because she was told this was a "warning stroke" and a big one would very likely follow.

Emma does look really dreadful in this pic. Her skin looks sweaty and greasy and an awful pallor. She can't be happy, looking like this. She's chronically online and it's taken a huge toll on her.
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I've always thought she's got some kind of stroke droop on one side. Family history of TIAs so the TIADar is always on point.
 
Rags2Riches said:
I’m sure she mentioned “trains snacks”. They’ll probably just go to London.and do things they’ve done a million times before.
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Just to tingo myself even though Babs is so easy to predict.

I love London but it’s not comparable to getting on a plane and going to a different city if you’re treating your children equally. Why couldn’t she have taken him to Milan? Gone to the football ground there.
 
She babies those kids so much - scrap books and stickers FFS! And entry level chewing gum with twice as much for the girl as the boy. :mad:

The new dress though. When she first tried it on I almost fell off the stool with laughter at the grellow walloper in her cycling shorts and maternity dress! :ROFLMAO:

Half a kilo of snacks for the train and the room. She packs sunscreen (or suntan lotion as she insists on calling it), but also a brolly. She is going for one night, so a max of 48 hours away and is taking piles of stuff with her - it's London, not Outer Mongolia!
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
A
"arts and crafts" house
"a load a day"

B
beige buffet
boyband stalker
Babanory stories
babnocchio! 🤥

C
the infamous Canal Smash

D
dumped at a bus stop

E
ex-boyfriend AnXiEtY dreams

H
hot cock stand
Hobbit house

F
flora-hacking "MONSTER"


M
mugs4mugs
"MANLY MAN" - as a description of Steve 🤣
Moana rap

P
pea confetti
plastic-tat reward box
"pulled out of me bum first" - annual description of Erin's birth

R
"rat nan"
RABID

S
#SizeUp
"somethinK"
Slytherin fireplace 🤣
snogging boyband posters
SHOOKETH

T
TOO. MUCH. AIR
Tiki tat shelf
threatened Steve into proposing

U
unnecessary. full stops halfway. through sentences.

V
"Vanilla Ice followed me on Twitter!"

W
Wankee candles
"We all SCREAMED!"
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My six year old does the full.stops.after.every.word and huge gaps in between 😂
 
HelenaHandbasket said:
She babies those kids so much - scrap books and stickers FFS! And entry level chewing gum with twice as much for the girl as the boy. :mad:
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i haven't watched the vlog - ffs, please don't tell me that she is STILL buying the tweeny-toddlers SCRAPBOOKS to document their summer?! the last thing Ethan needs before starting "big" school is his mum sharing all over SM that she's bought him a toddler scrapbook with stickers to glue leaflets and tickets etc from all their #gifted summer days out "for the mems". and even if she manages to bully little E into doing it, surely Erin will refuse? surely?! she's 13! babs will be SHOOKETH if she flicks through her scrapbook and finds photos of Ez and her friends vaping and drinking WKD with boys in the park and all their teen exploits when babs has allowed her to go hang out on "play dates" with her friends that babs assumes are supervised by their parents and babs thinks the innocent little golden child who doesn't even use IG is having sleepovers with age-appropriate movies and midnight feasts of sweets and fizzy pop! 🤣🤣

as for the gum, Ethan is only 10! ofc the gum she buys him will have less pieces - he's at that "gateway" gum stage where she has to test if he is ready to make the leap to the "teen-appropriate" gum she buys for Erin - a step up from the little packs with 7 pieces! he has to prove he can "cope" with 30 pieces before he is permitted to #SizeUp to 60! 🙈
 
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