Brummy Mummy #169 always trying to look swanky ends up more like Temu Widow Twanky

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scotbird said:
bleeping hell honestly!! He wanted a bbq area so I got him one… no you didn’t you didn’t even get out and clean the area up ready for the free crap you were GIVEN to be stuffed into! Easy to ‘get’ things for people when you are constantly on the beg and only put your hand in your pocket to buy things for yourself and your favourite child!
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I know you’d have thought they would have jet washed the patio or paid to get a new one sacrifice one holiday to sort it out!
 
Is that Ste who works in the building industry who thought they’d get an extension on that tiny house? Or maybe Babs had a tantrum because she wanted that post code and he told her they could deffo make house bigger just to shut her up. I wonder if they’ll move when Ethan starts high school.
 
Lol that furniture looks like dolls house furniture! It looks soooo bad! I could produce a better AD than that . I thought this was her full time job? This doesn't look very professional to me! Nor would it influence me to use that company!
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scotbird said:
Her last few ads have been for absolute random crap! Don’t think the collabs are rolling in these days 🤣🤣
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Why would anyone pick her to advertise their stuff, I don't get it, she's minging!
 
NattyMoo said:
Is that Ste who works in the building industry who thought they’d get an extension on that tiny house? Or maybe Babs had a tantrum because she wanted that post code and he told her they could deffo make house bigger just to shut her up. I wonder if they’ll move when Ethan starts high school.
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He’s a quantity surveyor who can’t measure.

The extension is a weird one, as I’m sure she had it on her vision board and has definitely mentioned it. So it’s either happening at some point in the future or they didn’t go ahead because of cost, they’re going to sell or they don’t finally realised there’s no space in their crappy small garden.

Even if they sell, it’ll be a hard sell. I bought around the same time as they did and the market was horrendous, houses were going so fast and for so much over asking. They got that house and managed a second viewing, I believe they also struggled getting a mortgage because of the unpredictability of her income, so clearly even in a sellers market the only dummies willing to pay asking were Dumb and Dumber.

There is nothing appealing to me about that tiny and dark house.
 
You better werk said:
Can't believe how tit that garden is for the budget they had. I live in Birmingham and she's clearly gone for the flex of the road rather than quality of house and garden, how embarrassing.
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Their previous home was much better. It had decent sized rooms, a large garden, a purpose built office at the end of the garden, had a really nice brand new fitted kitchen and had green parkland on the opposite side of the road. They moved for postcode clout, which they will regret now both E's are in Senior School. I think they'll move again, there's no way this house will fulfill Babs and be their "forever home". She's going to want something more substantial, like her fake friend Sarah (Taming Twins) has. Her home is large and quirky, with an inside well.
 
so she was gifted a load of garden furniture - come on babs, let's see a photo and plastic plates to film a reel about a garden makeover as an ad for some brand, yet she is presenting it as it being a "treat" she planned specifically for Steve, not at all motivated by the ad she's filming, or the fact that the entire "makeover" will have been done by Steve as she barked orders from the sidelines, and the moment the reel was filmed, she'd have been hollering him to BBQ her up a beige feast for tea. she didn't do any of that for Steve, or because having a BBQ has been his lifelong dream - spoiler alert: it wasn't - she did it because she was approached by a brand to film an ad - as content is the only time "treating" Steve crosses her mind. #coupleGOALS

as for WILD Steve, if she is going to use him to replace the Es as her content man-child, his transitions desperately need work as watching him limply wave a plastic spatula at the screen was painfully cringe. also hilarious that babs had to label the photo of her cardboard cut-out husband as "he's so happy!" as she knows that from his clenched fists, lack of facial expression and the "help me" hostage eyes, nobody would interpret his emotion in that photo as happiness. 🤣🤣

on a side note, babs please share a photo of yourself actually sitting in one of those chairs, as i am skeptical as to whether she could fit her size 18 girth into one of them - certainly not comfortably, and i am totally here for her making a point to the trolls of edging herself into it, only to stand up proudly at her achievement as the chair remains in place, stuck to her ass as it has moulded around her. a true you've been framed moment that I am all here for! 🍿🍿

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Her house could be nice, if she didn’t live in it. I like the garden (even though it’s tiny!) and the older style - however, it’s really small (ones on the same road without Ste’s bedroom in the loft are 1000 sq ft which isn’t very big when you’ve paid £560k for it 😳) so hers has a bit more space as they have Ste’s bedroom, but maybe 1250 sq ft at a guess. That’s really expensive! Is it a posh part of Birmingham? I don’t know the area.
And she’s filled it with tit from Dunelm and stuff and made it look crap.
 
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