Brummy Mummy #165 Triple threat? Maybe for obesity, diabetes and narcissism

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Five pairs of shoes on the bed. One of which she regularly wears. Who puts shoes on the bed? 🤢 like I said earlier just gross 🤮 Also what sort of grown adult has not one but two cuddly toys on their bed. And if you are sweating babs take off your thick fluffy dressing gown. Simple really.

Can’t wait to see her looking like a reject fairy on the Christmas tree for a show that’s taking place in the height of summer
 
Also why is she in a bleeping dressing gown? A) it’s nearly 9am and she’s been up for at least 2 hours and B) it’s bleeping warm especially if you’re “perimenopausal” I’m wfh this morning and walking around in the thinnest cotton trousers and top so I keep cool and wondering if I can justify taking more clothes off 😂😂
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Why has she put a full face of slap aka clown make up on and curled her thinning hair to try on outfits? Weirdo
 
I know you shouldn’t compare children however this is a true theatre (musical or otherwise) theatre brat (and I’m not actually calling her a brat per se) that oozes confidence in all they do
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compared to the triple threat that is Emma’s daughter
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shazbev said:
Good news fellow 🐄🛍. Mr Bev is home following his admission to CCU with his "poorly heart". I'm assuming it's babollox as usual with the grellow munter, I suggested Mr Bev might recover quicker if he died his brown hair neon turd mustard and dine on a McDonald's but strangely he declined the offer! It's good to be back with my Tattle fam ☺☺😘😘😘😘.
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The best notification on a Monday morning, Mr & Mrs Bev ❤

Much better than Beggy Babs, straight in with an #AD first thing Monday morning. No shame whatsoever.

Also, she's now downplaying her "congenital heart disease from birth" as PALPITATIONS?!!!! What the duck is going on?, why has she gone from serious heart defect requiring surgery after being blue-lighted to A&E to palpitations? Something extremely fishy about all this latest Babanory bullshit from Babnocchio 🤥🤥🤥

And the outfit try-on crap for Taylor Swift is so immature. She should stop living vicariously through Erin, it's embarrassing.
 
SugarSnapBam said:
The best notification on a Monday morning, Mr & Mrs Bev ❤

Much better than Beggy Babs, straight in with an #AD first thing Monday morning. No shame whatsoever.

Also, she's now downplaying her "congenital heart disease from birth" as PALPITATIONS?!!!! What the duck is going on?, why has she gone from serious heart defect requiring surgery after being blue-lighted to A&E to palpitations? Something extremely fishy about all this latest Babanory bullshit from Babnocchio 🤥🤥🤥

And the outfit try-on crap for Taylor Swift is so immature. She should stop living vicariously through Erin, it's embarrassing.
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Do you think maybe just maybe someone has had a word in her ginormous ear? Like erm “serious heart defect dvla, insurance home, car, travel etc need to be told, shouldn’t be driving etc etc’
This is what happens bab when you embellish the truth for attention. You 👏🏼get👏🏼found👏🏼out👏🏼
 
I don’t understand companies paying insta twats to advertise their services, we’ve all bleeping heard of Tesco so why is babs being paid for a tit Ad? It doesn’t influence me in the slightest, I shop wherever, Asda, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s my local co-op, they all sell the same beige tit she bought. If she was trying to source difficult to get ingredients for a certain dish or gluten free products etc I could get on board but buying bleeping cornflakes and Pepsi, duck off Tesco I won’t be shopping with you for a while.
 
Lady Doodle said:
She blaming the SATs for how she felt lsst week 🤬
She's pathetic!
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Of COURSE it's indirectly Ethans fault. Of course it is. Weird that she managed to remain fairly composed 2 years ago so as she could not over shadow Erin's experience of SAT'S. It's not your first rodeo Bab, you knee what to expect.
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SNHG said:
Well I’m glad to see she’s clearly better -bleeping hell


I just really think she was never going to take that - she’s sorting out her TS outfit and that gig will be in at least a month (not sure which date she’s going to) but take that there was no such discussion about what to wear
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And we all know she cannot resist a chance to brag. It's like the Gala she was never invited to.
 
i have no idea what the "reveal" photo was, because I am. not going to send an emoji to see it - the desperation for engagement is truly pathetic - but this DM from Rog is brilliant!

babs claims his reply is "worrying", when he is simply trying to hint to babs that Stevie would be far happier with a man - simply replace "Colin" with "George". if it's obvious even to the wets, it seems it's only babs who has missed. the memo. 🤣🤣

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I’ve never listened to her podcast and never will, but I did wonder - surely having the same conversations week in week out about boy bands, teenagers and snogging lads gets old very fast. Hardly the most riveting of topics as the best of times. Being a teenager isn’t that special. It was a lot of hanging round town centres dressed like an idiot, endless homework, and friendship group drama. I think Emma gets reality mixed up with things she’s seen on TV.

She’s obsessed with Erin because she sees is as a second chance to experience teenage life as the thin, popular Queen bee she could never be herself. She pushes the “cool teen” narrative hard even though she clearly isn’t that sort of girl.
 
Handwash30 said:
I’ve never listened to her podcast and never will, but I did wonder - surely having the same conversations week in week out about boy bands, teenagers and snogging lads gets old very fast. Hardly the most riveting of topics as the best of times. Being a teenager isn’t that special. It was a lot of hanging round town centres dressed like an idiot, endless homework, and friendship group drama. I think Emma gets reality mixed up with things she’s seen on TV.

She’s obsessed with Erin because she sees is as a second chance to experience teenage life as the thin, popular Queen bee she could never be herself. She pushes the “cool teen” narrative hard even though she clearly isn’t that sort of girl.
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The ones I’ve listened to are definitely the same format.

- What music you liked.
- First kiss.
- Fashion you followed.
- How popular you were at school.
- Biggest flops/biggest achievements
- She will also constantly ask about inflatable chairs ..

The best was when Babs was very confused by the idea of “indie music” and when one guest said her biggest flop was not being kissed until she was 18 and it clearly offended Babs as she was the same - but apparently didn’t care.
 
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