Brummy Mummy #165 Triple threat? Maybe for obesity, diabetes and narcissism

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shazbev said:
Good news fellow 🐄🛍. Mr Bev is home following his admission to CCU with his "poorly heart". I'm assuming it's babollox as usual with the grellow munter, I suggested Mr Bev might recover quicker if he died his brown hair neon turd mustard and dine on a McDonald's but strangely he declined the offer! It's good to be back with my Tattle fam ☺☺😘😘😘😘.
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Amazing 💖💖

Hope you make him plenty of "nice teas" 😉
 
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an ad (even though we know she shops at Sainsbury’s and Asda as that’s all she shows) and this first thing in the morning. And we all know you don’t shower bab, you told us.

As for getting brummie phrases into ads how about you start with “brummIE” and “mOm” as opposed to what you use on the crap you type online but don’t say at home. Stop picking and choosing colloquialisms
 
shazbev said:
Good news fellow 🐄🛍. Mr Bev is home following his admission to CCU with his "poorly heart". I'm assuming it's babollox as usual with the grellow munter, I suggested Mr Bev might recover quicker if he died his brown hair neon turd mustard and dine on a McDonald's but strangely he declined the offer! It's good to be back with my Tattle fam ☺☺😘😘😘😘.
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Excellent news 😘❤️ xx
 
sosticky said:
Hi cowbags. I've not been keeping up because well, I'm in Florida for our first Disney holiday with the "kiddos". Just wanted to chirp in and say we are staying at AoA and got upgraded to a Cars family room, just like Babs. Apparently it happens VERY often and there's a reason behind it if you can be arsed to Google it. Anyway, we've been very much enjoying our time here. No chocolate snacks taken with us to the parks as they would melt instantly and no staying in our rooms from 2pm onwards with our very much not even yet tweens. We watched Epcot fireworks from our room this evening, however we will be going to see them in the flesh (along with the other park's fireworks) on other evenings during our stay. We even took our 6 year old on Tower of Terror yesterday evening (evening, I know! The parks are still open would you believe!)
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Have a great time and make the most of every moment, which it sounds like you will ...

I think babs new condition will further impact her fun at Disney the next time she's goes, no more riding roller coasters 🎢 I'm sure she's mentioned going on thunder mountain before. Hope Ethan Fucks off with his dad and sister next time....it is apsolutely unfair to guilt him into keeping mummy company & miss out on everything and if she hasn't got the stamina to last beyond 6pm on holiday she shouldn't prevent everyone else doing so ...

Great stories this morning - some 💩 about doing a 💩,& some 💩 about sticking stuff up your arse. Infantile 🐄 she's obsessed, not sure what Freud would make of her , some kind of repression I imagine....

oh and lovely healthy shop modelled in her Tesco ad, lots of nice fruit and veg purchased for her to make a lovely nutritious meal for the 4 of them - 🐖 🪰
 

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Tesco Clubcard?!? What is this new and exciting system?!? I have never heard of it. Amazing. Thank goodness Babs went to Tesco halfway through the week for a few “essentials” (clearly on a weekend and shared first thing on a Monday morning but clearly the kweeen wouldn’t lie so midweek it must have been. And essentials for me during the week are milk, bread and the fruit/veg/salad that goes off but I guess pizza and fizzy drink also very important when recovering from a health scare 🤷🏼‍♀️) because otherwise this revolutionary idea of a - what was it called?!? Oh a club card, would have passed me by completely. What a service she offers to the world. And talking about turds and things falling out of her bum?!? Hilarious yet somehow classy. She’s the whole package 😜
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
Have a great time and make the most of every moment, which it sounds like you will ...

I think babs new condition will further impact her fun at Disney the next time she's goes, no more riding roller coasters 🎢 I'm sure she's mentioned going on thunder mountain before. Hope Ethan Fucks off with his dad and sister next time....it is apsolutely unfair to guilt him into keeping mummy company & miss out on everything and if she hasn't got the stamina to last beyond 6pm on holiday she shouldn't prevent everyone else doing so ...

Great stories this morning - some 💩 about doing a 💩,& some 💩 about sticking stuff up your arse. Infantile 🐄 she's obsessed, not sure what Freud would make of her , some kind of repression I imagine....

oh and lovely healthy shop modelled in her Tesco ad, lots of nice fruit and veg purchased for her to make a lovely nutritious meal for the 4 of them - 🐖 🪰
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Aww come on let her ride the roller coasters 😂😂🙏🏻
 
She even wrote “pop for Steve” albeit I’ve changed his name on her list!!

And she has £1.50 worth of Clubcard vouchers in May? Tell me you don’t shop at Tesco’s normally without telling me you don’t shop at Tesco’s. (I have £29 worth of vouchers and I last shopped there at the beginning of April 😂😂)
 
Oh how convenient, she “feels better this week”. The reason? She knows how to manage it now by pretending to do a tit. Pretty sure that also applied last week, but that didn’t stop her from acting like she was touch and go and ready to drop dead any minute.

I suppose she’s out of ideas on how to milk the non-issue Poorly Heart - for now. The urge to buy tat and prat about in cringey reels must have been too strong. And we’ve got another bleeping ghastly Erin road man accent voiceover coming our way, yippee 🙄.
 
SNHG said:
Well I’m glad to see she’s clearly better -bleeping hell


I just really think she was never going to take that - she’s sorting out her TS outfit and that gig will be in at least a month (not sure which date she’s going to) but take that there was no such discussion about what to wear
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I think she knew she had test a tape, or similar this week so already had this forming in her mind as you say she was radio silent on take that and we had run downs for weeks for OR and now TS but no mention of TT and especially after her posts about a “little health scare” a while ago along with the I’ve decided to make some changes (she didn’t bother) upon returning from Cali, to the strategic DONT EMAIL ME OFFERING ADVICE ON HOW TO LIVE A HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE literally the day this all apparently kicked off 🙄 she’s played a bloody blinder on those babettes
 
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