Brummy Mummy #165 Triple threat? Maybe for obesity, diabetes and narcissism

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Oh god she’s going to get her hair trimmed all 1cm of it and make out like it’s some sort of major overhaul. Possibly get it curled too. 🙄

duck me, I didn’t even post on social media when I broke a bone, had surgery and released the same day after having a shower. Albeit I was off my face on the GA and pain killers but I had to get home for the kids and animals. Shes had by all accounts a common heart issue and taken to her bed for 3days. Drama queen.
 
Dramatic hair change is going to be a return of the side parting isn’t it? Groundbreaking as always.

Ps duck me, if you need your kids to stick a frown on a happy meal (that don’t fill up my 6 year old never mind a 13 year old) to discuss how they’re feeling then god help your kids…
 
Two days after a heart scare that can be triggered by being overweight or leading an unhealthy lifestyle and its back to ads for McDonalds. I've zero sympathy for her. I might have if she admitted she has caused this issue and is going to overhaul her lifestyle but as she appears to be wallowing in three day old PJs without a shower I have no sympathy whatsoever.
 
Dramatic hair change is going to be a return of the side parting isn’t it? Groundbreaking as always.

Ps duck me, if you need your kids to stick a frown on a happy meal (that don’t fill up my 6 year old never mind a 13 year old) to discuss how they’re feeling then god help your kids…
Didn’t she do that last time? She needs to do her roots again as well looking at this morning’s stories but that’s what you get when you use a box dye
 
I actually laughed out loud and scared the dog when I saw her Ad for Maccys!!! You couldn't make this tit up! OK to be fair I guess she already had this Ad in the pipeline before her cardiac episode but honestly the irony is fantastic!!

As for the mental health stuff- she couldn't talk to her kids about anything important she's too much of a prude! Imagine her talking to Erin about sex and periods?!! Today, kids have a very different life to the 80's, Emma,: there's a lot more they have to navigate with social media, drugs, alcohol, cyber bullying (you should especially take note of that one Emma!), knife crimes etc etc. Your poor children are going to be so ill equipped to deal in the real world due to your behaviour and general tit parenting. Your answer to life's problems is to go shopping or go to Disney!

As for the "nightmare" the girl from her management team had... what a joke!!! Email couple of brands to say sorry Emma's crappy reel will be a bit late due to illness. Must have taken all of 5 minutes!! You really have a massively over inflated opinion of yourself Emma! You're a nothing, a fat unhealthy 46 year old witch who is tit at "creating content" gets tit brand deals, has to BUY tickets to premier events and Youtube events then try to pass them off as PR events!!
But she's got the ace card now hasn't she? Can't cancel her cos she has heart condition!
 
Hate to say it because being a single mama isn’t an ailment it’s a blessing but can I say as a single parent who’s just recovering from major abdominal surgery, there has been no pit laying around or lack of showers here... I’ve done it all on my own (apart from the first 48 hrs when I needed adult supervision following GA).

She is a pathetic excuse of a ‘mother’

I feel sorry for little E. That poor boy. No SATS celebration, made the week all.about.her. It’s shameful and shocking.
 
She thinks she's the only one to have ever needed time off/changes at work. The conversations with brands wouldn't have been awkward. Surly Emma needs surgery and time off is enough for a brand to say ok. Like she's the first person to ever need to change things.

I think this shows the backstabbing, grabby nature of being an influencer. The second you step away from an #ad there is a queue lined up to step over you to grab that #ad.
She rarely gets brand work and simply can't afford to turn anything down.
 
It was actually a woman who said her bra was a “nana bra” because I remember posting the comment on here and how she got defensive and said it’s skin coloured. How is she still stewing over that comment? Surely after her very dramatic, rushed to hospital, almost seeing the Pearly Gates experience would make you either forget or think life’s way too short to give a tit what a stranger said about your bra weeks ago.

And I’m sure Grace from her management team has had a lovely chilled last few days. “Furiously” behind a screen cancelling and postponing things … Babs I’m sure the free events you invite yourself to can manage without you there.

And why would this involve “awkward conversations”. Surely “in the event of illness” is covered in whatever contract that’s been signed between her/her management and the brand.
 
I’d like to dedicate my mid-morning coffee to BTec Paul and Grace and the team at optimal no talent for going above and beyond making awkward conversations 🕯

Do you think they have a death plan in place like the Queen (RIP) had operation London Bridge.

Does Optimal no talent have a plan in place for Babs... What does the Kween have... suggestions please... Operation beige buffet?
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