Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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Why does she look in her late 20's as a child?
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Handwash30 said:
She clearly knows deep down what a big munter she is, but her ego lets her believe these disingenuous compliments from random internet arselickers anyway.

How vain do you need to be to share on social media every time you get a compliment on anything?
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Especially after you post a picture of yourself with what looks like the remnants of a moustache 🤔
 

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It’s the sort of conversation you might have with your family when you’re sat watching Ant and Dec, sure. You may even act out how you’d react as a joke. You might even, at a push record it on your phone as a joke with your children.

But you wouldn’t post a video like that publicly for the entire world to see forevermore! She has no shame. I feel so sorry for her children.
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing! 🤣

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches

🎶
Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

💛💛
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All hail Queen Alice of the brum thread. Outstanding! I sang along every word!
 
Handwash30 said:
Hopped off the plane at LAX in her frumpy floral frock and a cardigan 🎶
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🎵Welcome to the land of buying dresses - woah! are my tits gonna fit in?
Flump out the cab is it time to post on Instagram time?
Look to my right, all I need is a "Walmart" sign
This is all so crazy
Nobody here thinks I'm famous

My gunt is swinging and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Poorly belly and I'm nervous
My skin is looking grey and sallow
And the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on...

So I lift my flaps up and turn the fan on
And fan my foof away
Slobbing in hotel room like "yeah"
Sucking on double dips like "yeah"

I put my hands up to film another vlog
Take the peasants on my holiday
Yeaaahhhh
It's a Brummy (bleep) in the USA!
Yeaaahhhh
It's a braggy Brum in the USA 🎵

Gosh... That unintentionally turned into a long awaited Babs tribute! 🤣🤣
 
Missymoo92 said:
🎵Welcome to the land of buying dresses - woah! are my tits gonna fit in?
Flump out the cab is it time to post on Instagram time?
Look to my right, all I need is a "Walmart" sign
This is all so crazy
Nobody here thinks I'm famous

My gunt is swinging and I'm feeling kinda homesick
Poorly belly and I'm nervous
My skin is looking grey and sallow
And the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on, and the size 18 dress won't go on...

So I lift my flaps up and turn the fan on
And fan my foof away
Slobbing in hotel room like "yeah"
Sucking on double dips like "yeah"

I put my hands up to film another vlog
Take the peasants on my holiday
Yeaaahhhh
It's a Brummy (bleep) in the USA!
Yeaaahhhh
It's a braggy Brum in the USA 🎵

Gosh... That unintentionally turned into a long awaited Babs tribute! 🤣🤣
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You cow bags are on fire tonight! ❤️
 
Jossstickjunky said:
Why does she look in her late 20's as a child?View attachment 2832974 ql
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the way she used to shame toddler Ethan for his dropped-lip pout - she must be four or so in this photo, and she is giving a proper evil stare at whoever is stood to the side of the person taking the photo! I assume she's pissed because her sister is taking the limelight and she isn't centre stage, but that glare on her face is hardly an age-appropriate scowl - the expression of her face is vicious, the way she already appears to be looking down at people as though she perceives herself as being above them, even at such a young age. what was that about Ethan being a "cruel" child, babs? 🙄
 
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