Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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She used to hate herself?? Does she forget that her grid is full of a woman who is so self centred and narcissistic she has never not loved herself??? Self pity party for one 🙄🙄 and she stopped talking on her stories well after starting HRT??? Get your self pity-ing facts right before you start chatting absolute tit! Absolute embarrassment you really are, there’s vulnerable People watching your stories I am sure, you fill their heads with tit! That taking medication is the only way forward, how about you look at your diet and lifestyle first??? She is gonna be so uncomfortable in California, those clothes are just hideous! And as for the boy being desperate to do a try on reel with his mom??? Said no 11 year old boy ever!
 
Thanks for the pic @NattyMoo

Which one is Babs?
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The boy would probably benefit from a relaxing Easter break, what with his sats right around the corner. But he won’t be going back refreshed and prepared to work- he’ll be exhausted and jet lagged, and performing as an extra in her latest content holiday to one of the world’s busiest cities.

It’s not really that surprising that her family all look a bit fed up on these holidays. They all work/study/have hobbies, except for her. All their downtime is snatched away as her chance to use them for content/ads.
 
Rags2Riches said:
Can a clever cowbag rewrite the lyricist to Pretty Woman but change it to “Grellow Woman, walkin’ down the street, Grellow Woman the kind I don’t want to meet” in honour of Babs walking down Rodeo Drive - even though she hates that film because it has hookers in it or as Babs calls private parts action workers.
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there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing! 🤣

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches

🎶
Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

💛💛
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing! 🤣

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches

🎶
Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

💛💛
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Genius.., so impressive!!
 
AliceInWanderLost said:
there is aPsolutely nothing I would rather spend my Saturday doing! 🤣

admittedly not my best lyrical rewrite, but just for you @Rags2Riches

🎶
Grellow woman, stompin' down the street,
Grellow woman, chompin' suitcase treats,
Grellow woman, I don't believe you: you don't tell the truth,
No one could lie as good as yo
*AnXiEtY*


Grellow woman, you're a size 18?
Grellow woman, "Brummy" KWEEN!
Grellow woman, YOU think you're lovely as can be,
But you're lonely, just like Ste
Georrrowgee


Grellow woman, huff awhile
Grellow woman, puff awhile
Grellow woman, don't try to talk AND breathe!
Grellow woman, TOO. MUCH. AIR,
Grellow woman, with luminous hair,
Grellow woman, please give make-up tips to me!
'Cause I'll feed you, sweet snacks all night,
Beige buffet babsy, at mine tonight!

Grellow woman, shufflin' by,
Grellow woman, smudge-lined eyes,
Grellow woman, don't stomp away, hey
Okay


If you need a sugary snack, okay
I guess you need to go to bed, it's late
You're usually in your pit at eight,
What do I see?
Is she bein' laid upon by Ste?
Yeah, he's preparing decaf sleepy tea,
Oh, oh, grellow woman!

💛💛
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Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
 
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