Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

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Helmac79 said:
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I am ap-solutely mortified and cringing at this pic!
Have some shame Emma! Dressed the same as your 13 year old daughter even down to the socks and sunglasses!
I can't cope with this 😅

Also.... This thread is cracking me up, every post is gold!
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She could easily pass for Erin's nan here. I'm cringing at the matching, god knows how Erin must feel 😬😬
 
Mutley98 said:
Why do her feet make me want to heave.! So much wrong the sandles, the pale pasty skin, the cankles and the way her feet are to fat for them sandles
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How the fook she doesn't trip trap over in the extra length sandals #bitrude is beyond me. Anyone old enough to remember similar style brown buckle sandals from Mothercare - if they were too big you easily went arse over face 🤭
 
zebby said:
Just been to the big Tesco and didn't feel the need to film any part of it, or exploit my mum who was with me.
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It’s ok that you didn’t film but if you don’t have a photo of you twinning with your mum, a hilarious mishap to share or a tale of a stranger paying you a compliment than I’m not sure I believe you’ve been out 🤔
You see, I’ve just been to Sainsburys where I slipped on a banana skin and knocked over the display of mini eggs but whilst calling my husband to tell him to leave work immediately to come and rescue me, 26 people said they loved my dress and I told them it has pockets
 
Ladeepfriedmarsbar said:
That's actually true. When I re-watched GG I decided she was an objectionable brat. Not sure why I loved it so much the first time around.
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I can see why Emma is obsessed with it so much. It’s about a golden girl and her over invested mother. Bet Emma is making notes on how she can hang out with Erin’s boyfriends and have sleep overs at her university during Erin’s first week there.
 
Ugh they were SO LUCKY they got on the tour. Of course it was closed off AFTER they got on. Told you all before my disgust that such a nasty witch seems to get everything she ever bloody wants. Although sounds like maybe she didn’t get to do everything so maybe that’s some consolation. If that’s the case, she’s hidden that there were some things she couldn’t do. Always has to maintain the illusion doesn’t she!
 
Hareandbear said:
I’m predicting she bought the key rings, a tea towel from Luke’s and plate for her wall from the Dragonfly.
I don’t watch the vlogs but might have to see if my Tingo 🎉 is correct 😜
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I'm surprised you think babs has the self-restraint necessary to ONLY buy three souvenirs! sure, she will have brought all three of those items, but i imagine that babs will have treated herself and MY girl to far more. definitely a Luke's mug AND a Chilton mug to add to her mug cupboard of dreams - which, if karma exists, at least one will break during the journey home 🤞🏻- and those Loungefly-esque Luke backpacks are definitely her "vibe", obvs a Chiltern hoodie for the golden child. wouldn't surprise me if she also bought her one of those knitted beanies or a Luke's hat, and grabbed matching Stars Hollow tees for herself and Ez, which - paired with leggings, trainers and pulled-up thick socks - she'll soon be posing in as the perfect school run/dog walking "lewk" - all having refused to buy poor Ethan that one Mr Beast tee he desperately wanted. 😔

i also saw a few candles in dotted amongst the other tat, and we all know that her LOVE of scented candles is one of basic babs' main personality traits. she'll be sniffing it in her vlog, announcing that it is Luke's bar "flavoured". she'll demand Shamrock buy her a few of those as her reward for "treating" him to the holiday he was so excited about, he saved his shorts! 🤣🤣
 
I'm just waiting on the edge of my seat for the aPsolutely over the top, gushing, vom inducing post about her finally being Home when she arrives in Disneyland!

Now, I'm a huge Disney Parks fan as you all know, (I'm not a twit though - I don't wear my Minnie Ears going through security at Birmingham Airport,,,,) anyway, I digress,,,,,, I love the parks and Disneyland is wonderful - HOWEVER, it's very underwhelming compared to WDW when you walk down Main St and see the Castle - It's tiny! But it is magical and very special knowing it was Walts original idea brought to life etc!
But I just know that this twit is going to go massively & unnecessarily over the top about it all 🙄 🤦‍♀️
 
Pumpkinspice returns said:
Ugh they were SO LUCKY they got on the tour. Of course it was closed off AFTER they got on. Told you all before my disgust that such a nasty witch seems to get everything she ever bloody wants. Although sounds like maybe she didn’t get to do everything so maybe that’s some consolation. If that’s the case, she’s hidden that there were some things she couldn’t do. Always has to maintain the illusion doesn’t she!
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Oh don't feel like she is so lucky. Remember she constantly lies to make her stories seem more interesting as she is just a fat, frumpy woman with no friends, an odd marriage of convenience and is a horrible mother who smothers one child and despises the other.
It's all bullshit.
 
Misssj80 said:
Babs, why are you even addressing the colouring? You're on your bloody holidays. Put your phone away and enjoy it. Good god, putting validation off strangers on the internet over time with your family.
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Thats all her kids will truly remember from these holidays. Her on her phone endlessly for "content". Why is she making out ot was just because of "a DM" she could have kept to herself and ignored, when we all know its really that she read here and tit herself because her general infamy and criticism of the infantilisation of her children has spread to Mumsnet too? She is so transparent.
 
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