Brummy Mummy #159 At least nanny San gets double dips, Babs only gets double bagged

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She’s exhausted cos being false takes too much effort, she wears herself out because it’s all a front! And in what world did she think his tie matched her dress??? Completely different colours, both as horrible as each other! The orangey yellow canary hair clashes so badly with it!!! And she hasn’t even bothered to wash her face and has the cheek to think people want a hair tutorial 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
£75 from monsoon = gold pasta shoes
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The reason she bought those hideous gold bow sandals (that are, by the way, a size too big so that she can wedge her chubby feet in them) and paired them with the equally hideous flammable plastic-bejwelled frock is because in her mind and magic mirror she looked just like SJP's character Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and The City. I guarantee it. She's such a delusional twit.
 
Boredofgrey said:
Im howling 😂😂😂. She’s got beer fear!
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she will have spent the day reading the endless adoring comments on the "big, brave 46 year old woman wearing a glittery toddler party dress to a wedding" post - both on FB and IG, the comments from fawning babettes, complimenting her on her "courage" - although tbf, that's a fairly valid compliment, as I certainly wouldn't have the confidence to attend a wedding wearing a mismatched, clashing jumble of clothes, paired with luminous yellow hair, clown-make up and pasta shoes! 🤣 - her beauty, her frock, her hair, telling her that she is an inspiration and generally fuelling her narcissism! she'll be screenshotting all those comments like crazy, saving them in her album of praise and compliments to re-read on the days she is feeling a little less "sparkly" and needs validation that she is beautiful/stunning/incredible/amazing/gorgeous/a true KWEEN and inspiration to humanity in general - in addition to all the #couplegoals comments, in reference to the "cute" not-actually-matching outfits.

it's praise she will be aPsolutely relishing in, as she eye fucks herself in her magic mirror, believing she is staring at the face of Brum's next over 45 year old top model. she is going to be utterly unbearable tomorrow - more so than usual - with her confidence and already-over inflated sense of self-esteem at bursting point. definitely needs the lead-weight-to-her-balloon Steve to drag her back to reality and burst that me, me, ME bubble. 🙄
 
Absolute Babshit!! 🤬🤬🤬

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teaandtoast8 said:
So a babette recommends a hair styling wand and babs immediately turns it into an affiliate link for herself? She won’t even share other people’s suggestions for free
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I’d just come on here to say exactly the same. How does that work then? Surely she’s breaking some sort of Insta rules & regs there by adding it as a ad affiliate link. Can any one confirm? Its not a product used by her so she shouldn’t be gaining from it.
 
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