Brummy Mummy #159 At least nanny San gets double dips, Babs only gets double bagged

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Baboff said:
duck me sideways
I need bleach for my eyes
What the absolute duck did that twit look like.
And no one wants a hair tutorial from Babs - here's how I styled my three strands of orange hair ...
Imagine walking down the aisle and seeing that abomination amongst your guests
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😂😂😂

..."here's how I styled my three strands of orange hair"... immediately downloaded the image of Rab C. Nesbitt actor Gregor Fisher, in the Hamlet Cigar's tv adverts to my brain.

BAB C. NESBITT 😂😂😂
 

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Jade33 said:
Hungover!
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so much for being struck down with an "ear infection" - surely masters babs knows that the advise is always to avoid alcohol when you are taking antibiotics, or at least drink in moderation - which we know babs won't have done, as with her baileys hot cocks, once she starts glugging it down, she is incapable of self-restraint until the bottle is empty. similarly with family-sized boxes of biscuits and giant Costco boxes of creme eggs.

she doesn't have an ear infection and she has likely been downing calpol to treat a gammy ear, where one of her piercings has become slightly sore, partially from wearing cheap studs from Claire's accessories, and also from rubbing it into manky, dirty old Binny for hours each night - with the usual babanory exaggerations about next-day GP appointments and being prescribed antibiotics for sympathy. 🙄
 
duck me she wasn't just hit with the ugly stick was she, she was beaten senseless?! I don't usually like to comment on people's appearance but for Emma I'll make an exception! What in the name of all things ugly, was that bloody outfit she wore?! She looked UTTERLY hideous! I mean really really bad!! And Ste looked like his shirt needed an iron and his suit didn't fit?! They really are a very ugly couple- in every sense!
And what the duck is she on about not being able to talk after a big social event?!! She talks utter tit day in day out on Instagram?! Never seems to be a problem! Hangover is what you really mean isn't it?!!
God I bet the whole of Stephens family just cringed when they saw the fat cow in that hideous outfit- hopefully they were having a giggle at her amongst themselves!!
 
zebby said:
We need an Ancestry tree to map it all out.
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whether the bride is Sharky's neice or his cousin, i don't understand why she kept referring to it as her brother-in-law's wedding?! if it wasn't Sharky's brother getting married - or the husband of Sharky's sister committed bigamy (?!) - then in what way is her brother-in-law even relevant?! i'm assuming babs hasn't quite grasped the concept of family trees, or the difference between brothers/uncles/nephews/cousins. primary school level stuff that - with time, patience and LOTS of crayons - I'm sure Ethan could explain to her! 🤣
 
syd81 said:
It honestly says soooo much about her when she says she needs 3 days to recover from a wedding, she doesn't even drink(supposedly) so in theory she's not even hungover!
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Excuse you, poor Bab has got to recover from the shock of being up past her toddler bedtime and having to share a hotel room with her husband without the kids as a buffer! And she "doesn't drink" like I "don't breathe", can't believe she's got the nerve to say it so often when she frequently posts pics of cocktails, adds Bailey's to hot chocolate, and recieved about two dozen canned cocktails from the kids a couple of mothers days ago. Honestly, she thinks everyone's memory is as shite as hers.
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Rags2Riches said:
When she said her and Stephen were like 😐😐 on the way home.

Isn’t that the pair of them every single day?
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It's what happens when you don't normally share a bed and both had to lie there rigid (not in #privatepartsaction way) all night to avoid touching 🤣
 
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