Brummy Mummy #157 Wallis, Rave, Repeat

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Who the duck has time to dye, wash, dry and style their hair before the school run??
babs has hours to kill every morning since the wintery dark mornings scuppered her plans to fit a run shuffle or a dog walk into the time between her 5am wake up and the time she has to drive little E to school. she's got duck all else to do, as she's a woman so she cannot leave the house when it's dark without protection from a MAN, and it's not as though she showers or washes her face etc, and Sharky prepares the toddlers' lunches, helps them pour their cereal etc - her only contribution seems to be hollering up the stairs to remind the kids to brush their teeth - although despite her claims otherwise, i very much doubt her hygiene-conscious son needs reminds, especially when he has the grellowing tombstones embedded in babs' jaw as a daily reminder of the importance of dental care! 🤢🤣

all it really means is that once every six weeks, babs sacrifices an hour or so of her early-morning Netflix-and-fester-under-a-manky-couch-blanket time to add a few more shades of grellow to her scalp. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
He's the one that got away, isn't he?!!! (He must thank his lucky stars EVERY day). The one she still obsesses about, the one who said her belly was squishy, the one who didn't like her hairstyle .... the one who DIDN'T LIKE HER!, omg look at his body language compared to hers. She's leaning in all possessive whilst he is NOT into her AT ALL.

She was just a shag stop until something better came along.

Why does she look 40 at the age of 21? 🤔🤭😂😂😂
Can’t blame him for not liking that hair style.
 
babs has hours to kill every morning since the wintery dark mornings scuppered her plans to fit a run shuffle or a dog walk into the time between her 5am wake up and the time she has to drive little E to school. she's got duck all else to do, as she's a woman so she cannot leave the house when it's dark without protection from a MAN, and it's not as though she showers or washes her face etc, and Sharky prepares the toddlers' lunches, helps them pour their cereal etc - her only contribution seems to be hollering up the stairs to remind the kids to brush their teeth - although despite her claims otherwise, i very much doubt her hygiene-conscious son needs reminds, especially when he has the grellowing tombstones embedded in babs' jaw as a daily reminder of the importance of dental care! 🤢🤣

all it really means is that once every six weeks, babs sacrifices an hour or so of her early-morning Netflix-and-fester-under-a-manky-couch-blanket time to add a few more shades of grellow to her scalp. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can you elaborate on what a couch blanket is, for us paupers that don't have the luxury of sitting under one all through the day and early evening.
 
Can you elaborate on what a couch blanket is, for us paupers that don't have the luxury of sitting under one all through the day and early evening.
very specifically a blanket that may have initially been a fleecy, fluffy dream, but is now a matted, stained mess of germs - manky and stinking, which must NOT be washed more frequently than once a year, regardless of how grimy it appears. the mankier the better! with that description, i hope you can be "inspired" to create a manky couch blanket of your own - even better if you can find a dog to roll around in it! just ensure that you have a separate blanket for any husband/partner you may have - his own separate couch blanket for his own separate sofa, as th sharing of manky blankets is strictly forbidden. hope that helps. 😉😘
 
Her hair is awful I’ve said it once I’ll say it again…. Yes last time I got a lot of hate from you lovely lot but come on the figure the hair colour the tight jewellery she’s snork maiden!
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Not to mention her massive snork (nose)
we'll know what babs has caught up here - hi babs! 👋🏻 - because she will announce that she "received loads of DMs" from babettes saying they reminded her of Snork Maiden - the hair, the jewellery, the #size18 style. but aPsolutely no credit to you @Riiiiiiiiight -as always! 🙄🤣
 
The crappy vlog today. My lord. Its awful. Boring, so boring. 😴 As if PUS uses weights! That is why they are stuck behind there as they don't get used. Couch blanket. Who knew? A blanket that you use on the couch?! Life changing information. 🙄 After someone on here SHAMED her into getting a new one as the other one looks like it has rabies. She needs to move on from hauls, dear God, move on to something, anything.
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There’s a very strange comment on her god awful Vanilla Ice reel where somebody is discussing wanting to find a bridge to end it all
To be fair that is how Bab makes us all feel watching her
 
The crappy vlog today. My lord. Its awful. Boring, so boring. 😴 As if PUS uses weights! That is why they are stuck behind there as they don't get used. Couch blanket. Who knew? A blanket that you use on the couch?! Life changing information. 🙄 After someone on here SHAMED her into getting a new one as the other one looks like it has rabies. She needs to move on from hauls, dear God, move on to something, anything.
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To be fair that is how Bab makes us all feel watching her
Well I didn’t want to say. 🤦‍♀️ 😂
 
Is it one of her management team?
Or maybe Ste on one of his burner accounts 😳
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