Brummy Mummy #157 Wallis, Rave, Repeat

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Boredofgrey said:
Broadest musical tastes ever - levellers and wonderstuff today, every niche boy band ever and full on trance after her Wallis shift. Next week she’ll remember she’s from brum and reminisce about her reggae faves…..give me bloody strength.
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Babs memory unlocked of how she was a huge fan of UB40 in between boy bands, wonder stuff and hardcore rave
 
Sooty2u said:
It really isn't. Is it supposed to be?
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i assume so. 🤷🏻‍♂️

she seems to have reached a content low of having to create reels based on the bullshit she has been blabbering about in her stories for the previous few days - which wasn't entertaining the first time. she mentioned it. and, as always, it's yet another topic she has seen some other influencer talking about because the big tesco/little tesco discussion and also the "why do we call it Asdas when it's called Asda?!" are topics I have seen in social media previously - but like, a good few years ago, because as always, her content is lightyears behind the rest of the world. even a quick google search of "big little Tesco", and the results are filled with memes and tweets from 5+ years ago! 🤣
 
Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn said:
Didn’t Peter Kay do a bit about big Tesco when he was touring 10/15 years ago?
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quite possibly. wouldn't surprise me if she's reached a level of desperation that she is scouring the comedy archives to rip off genuine comedians. if she's been" inspired" by Peter Kay, guaranteed she'll soon be sharing a poll to determine the best biscuit to dunk in your brew, asking the babettes to send in their favourites, then debating whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake, only to then question whether other people refer to a cup of tea as a "brew", or whether she INVENTED the term. in fact, did she INVENT the concept of drinking tea?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

her thinking is so drearly predictable! 🤣
 
Another Longtime Lurker said:
I hope she’s credited him then….

Nope, though not!
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ah, nope! just babs addressing the issue after catching up here - hi babs! 👋🏻

her latest reel wasn't copied "inspired" by Peter Kay, it was inspired by the hilarious babettes - and she's making a point of giving them credit for it! 🤣🤣

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There were concerns about this phenomenon, until investigations discovered that it was coming from a house in Harborne where an obese, unhealthy, bored, lonely, unfulfilled peri-menopausal mother of two on the older side of her mid-forties, was uploading a small but curiously unfunny video about a supermarket to the internet for strangers to view, with hopes of garnering some of the attention that she craves daily.

The phenomenon has been called "Emma Conway Brummymummyof2, scraping the barrel - again", by authorities.

It has been confirmed that this wasn't an isolated incident and will happen more regularly as the perpetrator struggles to bring creative ideas to fruition.
 
Klp86 said:
I was just about to say there’s no way on earth Babs liked Levellers 🤣
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What do you mean!!!! Emma Conway was simultaneously lusting up and down the M6 after boybands, getting her whistle and pills on at all night raves, stomping through town in Docs and stripy tights to the Levellers AND putting a shift in at Wallis. All washed down with pro plus and a sweaty doner. Don’t you know her soul?!?!
 
Helmac79 said:
I thought that til i saw the position of her legs and how far back they were! She must have looked like a lower case "r" from the side!
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Who needs a magic mirror when you've got photo shop and a magic lens , either that or she's lost 6 dress sizes in a night , deceptive cow !! Plus she's leaning so far forward she's nearly touching the floor ... other Jeans photo for reference and even then the gunt is covered...

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Clarissa_2019 said:
Who needs a magic mirror when you've got photo shop and a magic lens , either that or she's lost 6 dress sizes in a night , deceptive cow !! Plus she's leaning so far forward she's nearly touching the floor ... other Jeans photo for reference and even then the gunt is covered...

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You can see she's a highly trained and skilled teacher 😂
 
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