Brummy Mummy #157 Wallis, Rave, Repeat

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Babs is not in a gang, she’s never been in a gang in her life, that’s her problem…..even those sad sack SLEB stalkers were prob pen friends she got from Smash Hits cos she drove all her actual school mates away with her loud crass weird behaviour. She’s not even in the Conway gang cos she’s a total enabled bleep & now she’s seeking acceptance from strangers on the internet
 
D.W's Library Card said:
I hope the FAT CONTROLLER catches up here and finds out that she can fly all the way to LA, she can pay to go to Warner Bros all she wants but she is absolutely 100% NOT guaranteed to see the Gilmore Girls set. Yes it's there but a whole load of things depend on what sets she actually gets to view and when. She also can't just throw money at it like she normally would given there's no specific GG tour or option.
The only thing she is guaranteed is access to the gift shop.
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Haha but that'll be the most important bit anyway, babs shopping! 🤣
 
Helmac79 said:
She is 100% sneaking her name on that hoodie because she's the one who has organised it!
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plus we all know the only reason she offered to sort the hoodie is because she can then bask in the gratitude and praise from all the other parents as she snaps up all the credit for the hoodies when they are given to the kids. it's got aPsolutely nothing to do with her wanting to help out or contribute in any way - it will. because she is fully expecting to have her name mentioned in the year six leaving assembly, with the head highlighting that she is such a "great mum", and then be FUMING when she isn't called up on stage to be awarded a certificate - with Sharky having to make his excuses and leave half way through, to race back to the hobbit house and whip up an excel certificate to present her with once she return home, to prevent a full-on tantrum as she stomps through the front door - along with the obliterating gift and note of thanks from little E.

she's probably ordered an extra hoodie, very specifically in a size 18, which she can then claim was included in the order by "mistake" and claim it for herself because, y'know, she coincidentally happens to be a size 18 - plus the fact that her name has been inadvertently added to the list of Ethan’s classmates. 🤣

the confusion on the faces of all the kids as they try to work out who the mystery "Emma" is - a total wallflower of a classmate that non of them have ever met. that, or she will simply have replaced Ethan's name with HERS - y'know, because SHE created him, and without HER, he wouldn't even exist as part of his year six class. 🙄
 
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Mingles1001 said:
He barely does a full week a work considering he’s always around to ferry her to places or attend school meetings. Pair of bone idle shirkers
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Apsolutely it's not like he even works in the evening he's tucked under a blanket once his chores are complete, watching Disney vlogs?!?!?!

what is with her today??? is she drunk or has she been on the wacky backy... is she now claiming she has Tourettes, why is she shouting ?? Why is she suddenly saluting fictitious birds.... someone get her some help, so tragic.. so awkward and cringe to watch now- worst of it is she has no idea & genuinely thinks she's funny and a massive celeb who'd get invited on tv again !!!
 
Forgive me but I’m looking at Lanzarote in October. My dad will be out there for a few weeks and he is sick of explaining why I haven’t gone for 16 years despite him going multiple times a year so I’m going to shut up my ‘fans’ 🤣 and avoid my dad’s regular performances out there. Babs wishes she was as cool as us in Lanzarote
 
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Wtf is this make up?! Has she ever heard of blending?! Also why does she put bronzer down her big huge nose?!! And I can't even start on her eyebrows 🤮
 
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Wtf is this make up?! Has she ever heard of blending?! Also why does she put bronzer down her big huge nose?!! And I can't even start on her eyebrows 🤮
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She is so heavy handed. All of it is overdone. Over enhanced eyebrows ( Bab, they really don't need it!) Over bronzed, over blushed, over highlighted, lips over lined, heavy eye liner that makes her eyes look like piss holes in the snow! She makes herself look so much older. Bab, have you heard of less is more? 🤷‍♀️
 
Clarissa_2019 said:
Apsolutely it's not like he even works in the evening he's tucked under a blanket once his chores are complete, watching Disney vlogs?!?!?!

what is with her today??? is she drunk or has she been on the wacky backy... is she now claiming she has Tourettes, why is she shouting ?? Why is she suddenly saluting fictitious birds.... someone get her some help, so tragic.. so awkward and cringe to watch now- worst of it is she has no idea & genuinely thinks she's funny and a massive celeb who'd get invited on tv again !!!
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my thoughts exactly - why is she suddenly insinuating that she has Tourettes? perimenopause not raking in the level of sympathy and attention she craves, so she's dropping hints prior to announcing her next fictitious diagnosis.

sshe'll be claiming that she demanded an emergency appt with her GP to discuss her AnXiEtY about having inadvertently included the word "bum" within the names on Ethan’s hoodie, combined with her uncontrollable urge to shout "up your bums" and talk about "willies" at every opportunity, while giggling manically, and then claim she was given an on-the-spot Tourettes diagnosis, as the GP immediately referred her for further tests. 🤦🏻‍♂️

talking of GP referrals, she stopped blabbering about the supposed "emergency referral" Sharky had to be seen at a sleep clinic due to extreme concerns about his snoring after she demanded he see a doctor. pretty safe to say that was yet another fabricated babnory tale! 🤣
 
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