Brogan Tate #91 Benji's so desperate to flee, the photographer had to tell him to get down on one knee

[LolitaBlah]

Id be a class a c**t like she is and wear a floor length white dress

I'll be the third one in a white wedding dress then... You, mejulie and me

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Minnie ears, the bum-bag round the chest cause it can't fit properly.
The diagonal dog lead... BROW TINT!!!

So many options, a maternity dress even though you're "NOT PREGNANT"

 

[mediocrehouseplant]

a maternity dress even though you're "NOT PREGNANT"

Just sized up m'love

 

[D.W's Library Card]

That god-awful spotty baby-grow jumpsuit she had once out her Stitchfix box... Jesus fucking christ!

 

[skintsocks]

Everything would be tucked in. Everything.

Is Benji tucking things in as well? Or tucking them back maybe?

 

[LolitaBlah]

Is Benji tucking things in as well? Or tucking them back maybe?

 

[bogeybrogey]

If I went to her wedding I’d go in full drag with a princess diana train because at least somebody needs to look pretty on the big day

edit to say I got overexcited at the question and didn’t realise two other people were wearing wedding dresses lmao

 

[frogg]

towel on my head

 

[Emmapism]

I'd dress as a burger and fries and run around. Brogan would *obviously* have to give chase. It would be the most exercise she's had all year.

 

[skintsocks]

If I went to her wedding I’d go in full drag with a princess diana train because at least somebody needs to look pretty on the big day

edit to say I got overexcited at the question and didn’t realise two other people were wearing wedding dresses lmao

You should wear what you want to. She's going to wear a playsuit because they are so easy to wear and so easy to travel in. There won't be a train as she will have to NAVIGATE her way past various packing cubes on the way to find Binjuice who'll be there going "u ok bubs"?

 

[xily]

Love these!

Well I'd wear some form of floral granny dress, barbour boots to go with my thick calves and accessorise with a child's disney backpack.
I'd bring my nintendo switch to play AC during the ceremony, gotta keep myself occupied till the free food comes out

 

[darth_caddy]

Is Benji tucking things in as well? Or tucking them back maybe?

Oh he's tucking more things in than her, he'll have a special French tuck tuxedo
Though in all honesty I hope brogue doesn't choose a playsuit wedding dress, not that such a thing should exist in the first place, because she will look like a zeplin in a condom. Though considering she wears one for travel, the most inconvenient place you could wear one, I wouldn't put it past her.

 

[tiptoptab]

towel on my head

While wearing an unflattering, poorly fitted jumpsuit and no makeup?

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Wellies that you can't pull over your "muscly calves"

 

[skintsocks]

Oh he's tucking more things in than her, he'll have a special French tuck tuxedo
Though in all honesty I hope brogue doesn't choose a playsuit wedding dress, not that such a thing should exist in the first place, because she will look like a zeplin in a condom. Though considering she wears one for travel, the most inconvenient place you could wear one, I wouldn't put it past her.

Dress with pockets to store her phone and a portugese tart?

 

[Patmullins1]

I’ll in a supersoftprimarkmaterialifyouknowyouknow granny dress whilst on tiptoes contorted in a bizarre angle throughout the ceremony x

 

[CdnGirl77]

OMG, this thread is giving me life!!! Fantastic!

I'll walk in after the bride, fashionably late from my flight from Canada, in size 8 leggins', a bumbag, crocs, and a duvet coat that makes me look like a Michelin man, and of course a facinator because it's a wedding afterall!

 

[Patmullins1]

I’ll bring a bucketload of weird slingback flip flops just in case our trotters get too sore from all the tiptoeing x

 

[Alicia247]

Can we all take a moment for poor sebbie whom she even packed with her to take to Megan's house

 

[CdnGirl77]

Can we all take a moment for poor sebbie whom she even packed with her to take to Megan's house

Poor Sebbie got shoved in a shopping tote with a bottle of Pepsi Max and Malibu?! God I've heard it all now.