Brogan Tate #91 Benji's so desperate to flee, the photographer had to tell him to get down on one knee

What sort of wedding will Broji have?

  • Expensive, over the top, invite everyone and their nan, super tacky

    Votes: 148 31.4%

  • Low key beach wedding, 30 guests, brogan has her trotters out, Benji wears board shorts

    Votes: 165 35.0%

  • Elope somewhere warm just the 2 of them, mejulie screeches in via Facetime

    Votes: 49 10.4%

  • Wedding Pavillion in DisneyWorld, Mickey officates, brogan makes Benji wear a Donald Duck outfit

    Votes: 33 7.0%

  • Other - share your theories in the thread!

    Votes: 3 0.6%

  • Disney themed but in the UK with Disney rides as the tables

    Votes: 73 15.5%
  • Total voters
    471
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I'm wearing lilac crocs and I'm going to buy a king-sized cream quilt cover, tie it around the middle with a belt to look thinner, add a fanny-pack as my accessory to hold my snacks during the 6 minute wedding, and I may add some care bear patches to give it a bit of uuuuaaauuuuwwww factor. Can't wait. I'm having pepsi max charged to my room and I'll take bottle gift bag so it looks as if I have a present for them (but it'll be hiding my bottle of M&S Ghastly).
 
disneys said:
On the Gabby Lindley thread they did a thing where they said what they’d wear if Gabby managed to take them to court like she was threatening …

so my question is , what would you all wear to bogie’s wedding if she needs tattlers to make up the numbers ??

I’ll go first … I’d wear an unflattering fanny gobbling flora jumpsuit , a bum bag , a pair of crocs (no socks so you can see my trotters peeking through !) … and I might stick a raisin on my lip for good measure !
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I'd have my hair plaited into two rats tails because it's sew sew thick, wear my best Hyacinth Bucket floral dress that made me look three times bigger and because I'm so QuIrKy and UnCoNvEnTiOnAl I'd team it with a shopping bag showcasing a generic self caring quote and my best ballet pumps circa 2010. Thanks stitch fix you've done me proud.
 
For the ceremony I'd have a fascinator on my naturally thick curly hair, a battery-powered handlheld fan, and my trotters out painted scarlet (and clashing with corpse-coloured fingernails). The dress would be whatever I found screwed up at the bottom of my wardrobe - it doesn't really matter as it's too tight tbh, so I've brought another dress for the evening do. For this look I'm wearing an a-line denim skirt that's clinging on for dear life over my muscular thighs, tights and flats (sew 00s) and a Primani pleather jacket that just about does up over my tits, but then doubles my back rolls. I'm also wearing a bumbag overflowing with snacks for Bonniegehl me because I can't go for 20 minutes without consuming something.
 
Someone is going to have to store the poo bags as well, as Bonnie-gurrrrrlll can't be expected to hold those as well as be the one and only bridesmaid.

After all, you never know when the bride might need them, as she can't tolerate all kinds of foods.

*has never seen Brogs struggle to eat food*
 
D.W's Library Card said:
I posed the "What would you wear" question to dad - his response...

"That fucking Buzz Lightyear jumper he bought that time, and a backwards baseball cap... look like a proper fanny!" 😆
"Oh and a prosthetic chin (or 3) like in Mrs Doubtfire" 😂😂
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Oh, now I hadn't considered that. Is Binjuice having a special Gruuuuuuum baseball hat to wear backwards in the Ruuuum? Or will he have those tragic shoes on that say "The Groom" or "She pulled a Lever" underneath them, as she's going down the particularly tragic B&M merch plan for weddings?
 
D.W's Library Card said:
I posed the "What would you wear" question to dad - his response...

"That fucking Buzz Lightyear jumper he bought that time, and a backwards baseball cap... look like a proper fanny!" 😆
"Oh and a prosthetic chin (or 3) like in Mrs Doubtfire" 😂😂
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Please though... would he wear the weird length chinos and appalling faux Toms beach footwear 😭 and would he do this when he threw confetti 🤙🤙🤙

skintsocks said:
Or will he have those tragic shoes on that say "The Groom" or "She pulled a Lever" underneath them
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OMG and Brogan's can say "he pulled a mooney" GOODBYE I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT
 
disneys said:
On the Gabby Lindley thread they did a thing where they said what they’d wear if Gabby managed to take them to court like she was threatening …

so my question is , what would you all wear to bogie’s wedding if she needs tattlers to make up the numbers ??

I’ll go first … I’d wear an unflattering fanny gobbling flora jumpsuit , a bum bag , a pair of crocs (no socks so you can see my trotters peeking through !) … and I might stick a raisin on my lip for good measure !
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Id be a class a c**t like she is and wear a floor length white dress
 
First photo from the wedding, the tattlers side 😇
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More to come!
 
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