Right the dad recap...
In time with the video.
- We're less than a minute in and he's already disliked it.
"She's such a fucking liar"
"Hang on, he's to go to a heart specialist in London yet he was sent to Southampton?"
- Always come and say hi, only to be told "I DON'T KNOW YOU"
"Oooh that's a new jumper she's wearing"
"Cried at the engagement video from fucking laughing..."
"Bullshit, you don't have friends"
"Knew she was gonna love Dubai... if you know you know"
- Brogan says she can't believe she's wearing an engagement ring, Dad.. "Neither can we"
- Her friend had a baby which Brogan cuddled - "Christ, I hope they washed the child after"
"You'll not need to worry about finding somewhere to wear that veil, it's meant to be for a hen night which won't happen cause no fucker is gonna turn up"
"Size 18 then size 14... neither of which will fit"
"She's cancelled Florida to EAT HER WAY ROUND DISNEYLAND PARIS!!!"
- He actually laughed out loud at her saying people were planning their Disney trips with her.
"She's waiting for the dining plan, of course it'd be about the food... she'll eat her way round"
- She's said not many people can say they've had 2 lockdown birthdays
"HALF THE FUCKING WORLD CAN SAY THAT YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!!!... SHE'S A FUCKING PRICK!!!" -
"A sofa for the kitchen... is that to sit down after you've stuffed your fucking face..."
"She's all mixed up here, one minute they're not getting married for a few years, next they're at a wedding fayre but don't know what they want... HER HEAD IS UP HER ARSE... AND IT WOULD FIT!!!
"She'll be back with a home vlog... DON'T FUCKING BOTHER!!!"
- Brog did her outro and said bye - Dad replied "FUCK OFF!!"