Brogan Tate #60 Bedslobs and brum-sticks

To celebrate 10 years of Brogan State, what is your favourite Brogan moment?

  • “I’m trying to be braaaaaave!”

    Votes: 93 20.5%

  • The Shake It Off dance

    Votes: 114 25.1%

  • “Shall we go on Buzzy?”

    Votes: 15 3.3%

  • The dirty look she gave Benji for saying Bonnie’s old name

    Votes: 14 3.1%

  • Wobbling around drunk in her bathers claiming she never photoshop herself

    Votes: 4 0.9%

  • Her bust-up at WDW with Charlotte Ruff

    Votes: 120 26.4%

  • Removing Beth’s name from someone else’s story

    Votes: 76 16.7%

  • Breaking lockdown for an ice cream scoopy

    Votes: 8 1.8%

  • Every time she’s said “uaaaaaaauuuuu!”

    Votes: 9 2.0%

  • Other - please tell us in the thread!

    Votes: 1 0.2%
  • Total voters
    454
  • Poll closed .
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LaurieLaurie said:
It’s not even 90 mins for lads playing with their mates. Sure mine kicks about for fourty minutes to an hour for five a side.
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😂 makes it even worse for her doesn't it, surely Benji's mates must have watched her rock up with her chair and flask and think what the actual f*ck is going on. I hope they do rib him for it and maybe one day he might wake up.

😂 yes the literal almost minute by minute of how it all went down goes to show she really has nothing else going on in her life, can just imagine her getting overwhelmed 🤪
 
It makes me laugh that she feels the need to narrate the story to instagram, like its so spontaneous and interesting.
Surely, noone is that interested they rushed around for an hour and couldn't find the shoes?!
Just say he played football and you watched? Why is everything such a big song and dance to her. Does she not think this is a pretty average and regular occurrence in most peoples lives? We all have last minute plans but it's not even worthy of a mention in general conversation, nevermind a dedicated post on Instagram!
 
BoomTimesTwo said:
It cracks me up that she wrote there was only an hour to get ready.. I’m the kind of person that can shower, get dressed and leave the house in 15 mins. I just have visions of her freaking the fuck out throwing things into packing cubes and making sure he applies his sunscreen before they leave for a casual match with his mates. She’d drive me absolutely crazy.. chuck your boots on, grab a warm drink and leave the bloody house sheesh.. not everything has to be so planned
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She does the EXACT same thing before going on holibobs 🤦‍♀️
 
Notanotherjen said:
Guys she is doing exactly what we told her: spending time together outside of the sofa. She did a whole write up about how it was spontaneous, so they are not boring.

On a side note, I don’t know why he has let himself go. I work in a hospital and I see guys like Benji (who come and fix equipment) all the time. Many of them are in great shape because what else is there to do when you are away. Also many times departments go for happy hour after work and these guy usually tag on because again not like they have other plans. So Benji might be that awkward guy who doesn’t get invited or he doesn’t go. He also must be lazy and just play video games in his room all night. So they truly might be soulmates of laziness.
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It’s because he has to be on FaceTime with her every single night.
 
So I listened to the podcast on my way to work today and Brogan let slip that her guilty pleasure is a YouTube channel called tea spill... I'd never heard of this so did a Google and it comes up as YouTube shadiest channel. Now correct me if I'm wrong but she shames all the "bored unemployed housewives" on this site for gossiping but is that not what tea spill consists of??

Also them talking about quirks and things... sorry Brogan bum bags aren't quirky they're everywhere you look! Liking Disney isn't quirky either!
 
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Brogan should take note..
 
Fluffyknickers said:
Brogan let slip that her guilty pleasure is a YouTube channel called tea spill
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Oh interesting. I was into the YT tea community, until around the beginning of this year. I guess I swapped them for this site. I never watched Tea Spill specifically, but here is the tea ☕️ on the lot of them. Basically they talk about the gossip of beauty influencers but also stir the pot in the process, and some of them get paid by influencers to run a curtain narrative, or get “receipts” behind the scenes. Also the tea spill channels back stab and shade each other on the regular. Some of them are bullies. They also claim to “expose” influencers when in reality they give them free advertisement. I honestly think they kind of started and perpetuate “canceled culture”.
Very interesting the Brogie would be into tea channels given that she is all about being kind and positive.
 
disneys said:
can you imagine

“Aww Ben it’s so nice to see your nana came to support you today .. bless her is she losing her marbles a bit?”

“.... no , that’s my girlfriend 🤙🏼“

“... but she’s knitting and has a hot water bottle...”
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More like

“Listen Benj, mate. We get everyone has different tastes and fetishises but Wayne Rooney never brought his granny prossie to games”.
 
I can’t even with the podcast 😂

They read the Nana and promiscuous friend from Bingo review and LOVE IT because bingo’s great and Binky loves sex so it doesn’t bother them.

Brogan’s first quirky thing is bingo and cruises.

Binky HATES anything that floats and won’t go on ferries or even float on a doughnut in the pool, but she has told her boyfriend they’re doing a Medsailors trip?

Brogan doesn’t think there’s a middle ground between going to Ibiza with a load of teenagers and cruises with old people.

I had to give it a rest when Binks listed anime as a quirky like that no one would think was cool, maybe ten years ago but even Netflix produces anime now. Sorry to gatekeep your quirkiness.
 
When you only go out with your ‘friend’ to post about it.. This is why I don’t believe her any other time because she even films the toilets to show she’s out 🤦🏼‍♀️

I don’t know about you but I’ve just enjoyed seeing my friends and I haven’t really touched my phone while I’ve been catching up with them 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jess89 said:
She talks about Sebbie in the latest podcast, said there was a holiday where he went missing after the maid cleaned the room (turned out he had fallen behind the bed) She said she cried and accused the maids of stealing him. Dear god woman
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This is beyond pathetic. She’s still the same girl having meltdowns off camera then.
 
Omg she’s an embarrassment!

only caught up! I bet Benjis never been invited to play football before because he’s never allowed to go anywhere. If he was asked last minute I assume someone will have dropped out and they needed an extra player. Hope he enjoyed it and gets to go regularly. My boyfriend plays football every week and none of us girls go and watch them as tbh can’t think of anything worse 😂 why does she make a big deal out of everything I’m cringing so much. His mates will have been taking the piss out of her for that.
 
Some people bring sexy lingerie on vacation, Brogan brings a teddy. I really wonder what that does for Benji’s stamina, especially when the teddy might have been stollent by the maids. The tears, the meltdown, the accusations, Sebbie being founds...must have really worked Benji up for a hot steamy night.
 
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