Brogan Tate #56 House crammed full of crap; Benji, blink three times if you are trapped!

What is your favourite Tattle phrase about Brogan?

  • Calling her house “Mooney Mansion”

    Votes: 63 12.8%
  • Calling Benji “MyBoyfriendBenjiBlessHim”

    Votes: 77 15.6%
  • BARK BARK *lazy bitch* BARK BARK

    Votes: 85 17.2%
  • Calling Binky “the Portuguese tart”

    Votes: 38 7.7%
  • Calling Julie “HoneyJ” or “MeJulie”

    Votes: 54 11.0%
  • Joking about the distance of her house from the beach

    Votes: 15 3.0%
  • Bonpaul

    Votes: 5 1.0%
  • Disneys’ “Inside Mooney Mansion” scenes 🤙🏼

    Votes: 15 3.0%
  • Joking about the way she pronounces words: “rum”, “Sainzbrizzz”, “fick”

    Votes: 140 28.4%
  • Other (post in the thread!)

    Votes: 1 0.2%

  • Total voters
    493
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2 hours and they only did 11k steps...

not being funny but that is a waddle. Really slow. My husband and I did a 2.5 hour walk at the weekend and did 19k steps 😅

also she said they want to do further once they build up fitness levels... she can’t be walking Bonnie very far if 2 hours and 11k steps is her current limit.
 
As a person of a similar size to Brogan I feel I can make an offical comment on shared baths - they suck when you're on the larger size. Honestly I've done it once and it was a big no. You can't have much water in it because of the water displacement and theres almost no room for both of you. Its not relaxing and its definitley not romantic. Maybe in a larger bath but I'd say hers is pretty standard?
 
2 hours and they only did 11k steps...

not being funny but that is a waddle. Really slow. My husband and I did a 2.5 hour walk at the weekend and did 19k steps 😅

also she said they want to do further once they build up fitness levels... she can’t be walking Bonnie very far if 2 hours and 11k steps is her current limit.
I looked it up and it was described as gentle... don’t forget that include eating time too
 
As a person of a similar size to Brogan I feel I can make an offical comment on shared baths - they suck when you're on the larger size. Honestly I've done it once and it was a big no. You can't have much water in it because of the water displacement and theres almost no room for both of you. Its not relaxing and its definitley not romantic. Maybe in a larger bath but I'd say hers is pretty standard?

as a person who’s bogies size I can say a bath on your own is bad enough nevermind another grown man child with a belly💀
 
Brogan telling us that her & Benji were having a bath together after their walk was not an image I needed in my head 🤢

It wouldn't be the first time, remember when they shared a trough hot tub during their "glamping" trip last year? I'm surprised Brogan didn't have Bonnie in with them too this time for good measure. Still, at least Bonnie's hair looks half decent and that's even after paddling in a river without using a tangle teezer (Brogan, take note).
 
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So she’s bought Vex King’s new book which states it is a ‘guide to overcoming emotional turmoil’ yet she said she’s never had any mental health issues?

Don’t know about you but I wouldn’t see the point in reading a book geared towards those things if I claimed I’d never experienced them?
 
It wouldn't be the first time, remember when they shared a trough bath during their "glamping" trip last year? I'm surprised Brogan didn't have Bonnie in with them too this time for good measure. Still, at least Bonnie's hair looks half decent and that's even after paddling in a river without using a tangle teezer (Brogan, take note).

If they’d turned the heat up in that trough hot tub they would’ve turned into a bloody campfire stew, couple of gammon joints they are
 
as a person who’s bogies size I can say a bath on your own is bad enough nevermind another grown man child with a belly💀
They'd be like two greased pigs in there together :sick:
 

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