Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

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'Benji and I do a lot of things that are not in the norm'

He is basically a scrounger but covers it up by saying he works for me and I love reminding everyone because it makes me feel like he is my slave and below me. We also planned our own engagement. We also spend a lot of our time trying to prove strangers online wrong because I'm so insecure I have to come off as the best even to people I don't know and who don't like me. We are so lazy and out of touch that I get 'burnt out' any time I actually have to do a bit of work. We left our dog so many times including when she was elderly and she actually died whilst we pissed off for 3 months (oh we also said we would come home if she got sick but obviously we lied- which is another thing we do!) We also never leave each others pockets because I'm so insecure and have such massive family issues that I see my husband as a parental figure and can't be without them for more than 5 minutes, he even brings me snackies! We do SOOOOO many things that aren't normal :)

Not forgetting the fact her "husband" is as straight as a bleeping roundabout.
 
'Benji and I do a lot of things that are not in the norm'

He is basically a scrounger but covers it up by saying he works for me and I love reminding everyone because it makes me feel like he is my slave and below me. We also planned our own engagement. We also spend a lot of our time trying to prove strangers online wrong because I'm so insecure I have to come off as the best even to people I don't know and who don't like me. We are so lazy and out of touch that I get 'burnt out' any time I actually have to do a bit of work. We left our dog so many times including when she was elderly and she actually died whilst we pissed off for 3 months (oh we also said we would come home if she got sick but obviously we lied- which is another thing we do!) We also never leave each others pockets because I'm so insecure and have such massive family issues that I see my husband as a parental figure and can't be without them for more than 5 minutes, he even brings me snackies! We do SOOOOO many things that aren't normal :)
💯 this!!!!
Also, how the hell is she so overwhelmed by her work? She has basically outsourced everything else out of her daily life to her gay lodger. Cooking/cleaning/food shopping/ washing/looking after the house. She doesn’t have kids or pets, no relatives relying on her to care for them or their children. She has a manager to beg for work for her, she appears to have a magic money tree so no financial worries. She doesn’t put any pressure on herself to get fit or lose weight. She has even managed to convince herself that she looks good leaving her hair a wet frizzy mess and thus eliminating the need to make the effort to blow dry and straighten it. Once a week (if that), she puts out a vlog of her daily life (which she has been doing for over 10 years so should be a piece of piss to do, especially as she has enough technical kit to produce a bleeping cinematic piece) Her life could not be easier, yet I have never heard anyone whinge as much as she does about burnout. What an utter head.
 
💯 this!!!!
Also, how the hell is she so overwhelmed by her work? She has basically outsourced everything else out of her daily life to her gay lodger. Cooking/cleaning/food shopping/ washing/looking after the house. She doesn’t have kids or pets, no relatives relying on her to care for them or their children. She has a manager to beg for work for her, she appears to have a magic money tree so no financial worries. She doesn’t put any pressure on herself to get fit or lose weight. She has even managed to convince herself that she looks good leaving her hair a wet frizzy mess and thus eliminating the need to make the effort to blow dry and straighten it. Once a week (if that), she puts out a vlog of her daily life (which she has been doing for over 10 years so should be a piece of piss to do, especially as she has enough technical kit to produce a bleeping cinematic piece) Her life could not be easier, yet I have never heard anyone whinge as much as she does about burnout. What an utter head.
And she's only just 30.
 
Just searched skiing with Brogan on Instagram… how is this the same couple?!
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I creeped on the skiing with brogan tag on IG. I noticed she didn’t get many comments on some posts - I think some only had 3 comments. I’m not sure of how many followers she had back then. It’s interesting when I check her latest posts some only have 40 some 80. Given she had just under 100,000 IG followers you’d think she would have more interaction? I wonder if she buys followers?
 
I creeped on the skiing with brogan tag on IG. I noticed she didn’t get many comments on some posts - I think some only had 3 comments. I’m not sure of how many followers she had back then. It’s interesting when I check her latest posts some only have 40 some 80. Given she had just under 100,000 IG followers you’d think she would have more interaction? I wonder if she buys followers?
She also deletes any comments that don't lick her hole
 
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