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'Benji and I do a lot of things that are not in the norm'
He is basically a scrounger but covers it up by saying he works for me and I love reminding everyone because it makes me feel like he is my slave and below me. We also planned our own engagement. We also spend a lot of our time trying to prove strangers online wrong because I'm so insecure I have to come off as the best even to people I don't know and who don't like me. We are so lazy and out of touch that I get 'burnt out' any time I actually have to do a bit of work. We left our dog so many times including when she was elderly and she actually died whilst we pissed off for 3 months (oh we also said we would come home if she got sick but obviously we lied- which is another thing we do!) We also never leave each others pockets because I'm so insecure and have such massive family issues that I see my husband as a parental figure and can't be without them for more than 5 minutes, he even brings me snackies! We do SOOOOO many things that aren't normal
Not forgetting the fact her "husband" is as straight as a bleeping roundabout.