Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

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What the hell is this! I swear she buys the most ugly things to stand out for attention...
 

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At this point just take the whole house with you because you don't know how to travel. iPad, Kindle, colouring books, Switch. Do they try talking to each other?
Good grief, I cannot believe she is bringing her bloody markers to do some colouring in whilst away skiing. This trip is going to be a goldmine.

Knocking back the booze, gorging on fatty, sugary food and staying in with their colouring books.

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I totally get bringing a few books (or your new kindle you simple HAD to have and then a short while later admit you haven't picked up in ages) and maybe even some games or the colouring book with a few pens (not the whole bloody set)- but the fact she feels that she HAS to pack everything when she's on holiday.....a holiday where in theory you should have plenty to do (skiing, exploring, enjoying the facilities your accommodation has etc) makes me think she terrified of being alone with her own thoughts which is crazy because she loves nothing more than sitting on her arse doing nothing. It's actually not only pathetic but a tad worrying! If you have to bring THAT much tit with you for a trip that actually isn't even that long then you need to sit down and wonder how much of a boring person you and your trip buddy must be for you to feel the need to bringing everything to keep yourself entertained. Is her brain really that childish and simple? It's giving 'I have to keep my toddler entertained throughout the joueney so I'm bringing all of the toys they've touched in the last week to keep them quiet'.
 
I’m not sure this is a list to be particularly excited about?

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Dermatica, P and O, Wild, Big Potato Games, Hello fresh- same old, nothing new, these companies would get any old tit influencers to promote them as we’ve seen.

Airalo- not impressive, especially as she had a full on meltdown when she was blocked from
Using her phone with EE.

Readly, who gives a crap (bog roll) and Westquay- who gives a tit, nothing impressive

I suppose the only shock / decent brand she got in 2024 was Waitrose, but I think Waitrose have gone down the shitter as of late especially getting S Club 7 to promote them (nothing wrong with S Club btw, just didn’t fit Waitrose IMO)

And the big question... WHERE IS VILLA RESORTS AT THE MALDIVES?
Not bleeping there because IT WASN'T A BRAND DEAL/PARTNERSHIP, lying Levers.
 
So if she is supposed to be making £80k to be part of that agency, and she only has 11 brands working with her, she needs to be charging over £7k for content over the year?! Obvs I am averaging, as there will be multiple posts etc not just one deal, but can any of us say she is worth spending £7k on to promote anything?!

And if she is making £80k, that's the salary for TWO people.
 
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Also lol the alcoholic drink in plain sight
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How can she be 30 and not know her own language
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She doesn't make sense. She's only taking 3 leggings for skying but 2 neck warmers, 2 scarves and 2 hats. Does she like the smell of her coochie that much she's willing to bath in her juicy leggings? She's so nasty.
I think it’s just orange squash. We use pint glasses in our house only because we like to drink plenty of water a day.

No idea why she needs straws though, is she five years old?
 
I think it’s just orange squash. We use pint glasses in our house only because we like to drink plenty of water a day.

No idea why she needs straws though, is she five years old?

To be honest the dentist told me to stop drinking anything other than water and squash and use straws to protect my teeth and keep them strong maybe after her dental work she was told the same about the straw thing 🤔
 
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