Brogan Tate #163 The only thing defying gravity is her gunt

[Accionoodles]

Why does she keep talking about a “curly hair journey” as though it’s some massive, life changing obstacle that she’s overcome. It’s such a bizarre thing to make your main personality trait.

Every picture she showed on that reel of what her hair looked like with growing up with the relaxed loose waves is 100% better than this 17th century men’s wig inspired look she’s failing to pull off. I just dont understand how she doesn’t see that loose waves suit her much more than tight curls with her hair stuck flat to her head.

 

[whatboggydidnext]

I just can’t understand how she can possibly think it looks nice now. The curls are ridiculous & look so forced & stiff. The flatness to the top of her head makes it look even worse. She really does look like some 15th century old boy with a wig on

 

[Popsicled]

The flat top/clapped down look makes her head/face look even wider (if that’s possible!)

 

[Drusilla]

Girl needs to bath in red correct face cream. Sailors can spot Bournemouth from Cape Town!

 

[Dragbag]

She just latches onto what’s popular - not because she actually likes it. Just for views and wants people too think she’s relatable or she seems to want people too idolize her in some weird way..

She’s still slow too act on trends though

I remember with the cruise for the wedding in a video she mentioned how she hadn’t seen anyone on YT get married on a cruise ship like that and document it for 2 months (or however long they were on it for) I remember her face lit up. She thought she was going too get millions of views. It was a bit of a fail let’s be honest

she likes Disney but not too the magnitude she makes out. Even then she only has Mickey and Minnie things very cliche. And yet she’s obsessed with Moana

congratulations on your little baby and I hope that you get some rest

She doesn’t deserve anything - she’s so lazy

Thank you so much; I won’t lie I’ve been waiting for a long time for her yes I think you summed up the Broglodite in your message

 

[CdnGirl77]

It is today… yesterday her personality was Wicked (despite never mentioning) and before was the Eras tour (despite never mentioning) and before that was a cruise she went on where she got married in the same room as they hold dominos contests. Tattlers please feel free to edit this; I’m very sleep deprived with a 9 day old baby so I’m sure I’ve missed some x

Congrats on the new babe! May all the caffeine and naps be forever in your favour.

You hit the 2024 Brogs recap perfectly!

 

[Dragbag]

Congrats on the new babe! May all the caffeine and naps be forever in your favour. ❤

You hit the 2024 Brogs recap perfectly!

Thank you so much been a very strange week as my father in law died suddenly the day before she was born; so it’s been a bittersweet time but just trying to soak up all this time with her while I can. Another reason bog has irritated me - much as I dislike the pair of them the contempt they have for Binjuices family disgusts me atm

 

[CdnGirl77]

If she thinks this is the best version of herself she is well and truly delulu.

I think that critiquing Brog’s shite hair has caused mine to revolt. Not sure if it was having Covid most of September, my other health issues, stress from that and losing my job, approaching menopause or a combination of all of it but my thick wavy/curly hair is falling out big time and has gone almost straight. I’ve not experienced this in my 47 years on the planet but am trying not to freak too much and am just biding my time until after my surgery to see what happens with the HRT meds and everything. Going for a cut and colour before I start my new job in a few weeks so hopefully that might perk things back up.

 

[TubeTired]

If you looked at 'versions' of Brogie, that changes every week between the curly hair, Swift, Moana (which she said she hated the new movie, but I guess not now that it's a hit), and any other fill in the blank thing that's popular for a couple of weeks.

 

[kazizzle]

Skiing will be her personality for the next few weeks.

 

[VirgoGossip]

Skiing will be her personality for the next few weeks.

Then in the New Year it'll be 'finding herself' or some bollocks about starting the new year with a new attitude (I'd laugh so much if part of the new attitude was 'putting herself first' because when isn't she ever doing that now anyway?!)

I personally think she will heavily lean into the 'being kinder to myself' tripe because it will give her an excuse to be even more mentally fragile and do even less than she does now.

 

[focusdochas]

I was researching skiing last night and everything I read emphasised how important being fit was, she’s not going to be skiing but plenty of food will be consumed

 

[TubeTired]

Skiing will be her personality for the next few weeks.

Really, it'll be posing in skiwear, eating, drinking, and "cosy ski vibes".

 

[lockdownlife1]

Who told this girl her curls look nice because they were 100% lying to her

 

[GossWhore]

When is she getting a new dog to love buy lots of crap for and leave with her mum?

I say around March

 

[VirgoGossip]

When is she getting a new dog to love buy lots of crap for and leave with her mum?

I say around March

Yeah that sounds about right. Then she will always be able to say she got the dog around her birthday so she can always mention herself and the day she was born when she talks about the poor dog.

 

[HeyBabes]

When is she getting a new dog to love buy lots of crap for and leave with her mum?

I say around March

Hopefully never

 

[SukiMing]

I’m not sure this is a list to be particularly excited about?

Dermatica, P and O, Wild, Big Potato Games, Hello fresh- same old, nothing new, these companies would get any old tit influencers to promote them as we’ve seen.

Airalo- not impressive, especially as she had a full on meltdown when she was blocked from
Using her phone with EE.

Readly, who gives a crap (bog roll) and Westquay- who gives a tit, nothing impressive

I suppose the only shock / decent brand she got in 2024 was Waitrose, but I think Waitrose have gone down the shitter as of late especially getting S Club 7 to promote them (nothing wrong with S Club btw, just didn’t fit Waitrose IMO)

 

[friendlyfire]

I’m not sure this is a list to be particularly excited about?

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Dermatica, P and O, Wild, Big Potato Games, Hello fresh- same old, nothing new, these companies would get any old tit influencers to promote them as we’ve seen.

Airalo- not impressive, especially as she had a full on meltdown when she was blocked from
Using her phone with EE.

Readly, who gives a crap (bog roll) and Westquay- who gives a tit, nothing impressive

I suppose the only shock / decent brand she got in 2024 was Waitrose, but I think Waitrose have gone down the shitter as of late especially getting S Club 7 to promote them (nothing wrong with S Club btw, just didn’t fit Waitrose IMO)

Didnt she share this before ? Why is she sharing it again ?

 

[queenamber]

I’m not sure this is a list to be particularly excited about?

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Dermatica, P and O, Wild, Big Potato Games, Hello fresh- same old, nothing new, these companies would get any old tit influencers to promote them as we’ve seen.

Airalo- not impressive, especially as she had a full on meltdown when she was blocked from
Using her phone with EE.

Readly, who gives a crap (bog roll) and Westquay- who gives a tit, nothing impressive

I suppose the only shock / decent brand she got in 2024 was Waitrose, but I think Waitrose have gone down the shitter as of late especially getting S Club 7 to promote them (nothing wrong with S Club btw, just didn’t fit Waitrose IMO)

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