Brogan Tate #143 The one where Flogan took over…

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People you are all being VERY mean about the newly married middle aged couple!

Have it on good authority (Clive is a family friend of my dog’s auntie) that the REAL dress did not fit (as I long suspected) and that Doris in cabin 325 is a dab hand with a needle and thread. Clive and Derek (Doris hubby) went post haste (or as quick as two old lads can go when one has a tricky hip and the other is on a walking frame) to see what they could find to assist.

After an hour with no luck whatsoever, Derek suggested stopping off in the smoking room so he could have a rollie. It was there that Clive got an absolute brainwave when he spotted the net curtains hanging there! Derek kept watch while Clive unhooked them all and off they toddled back to Doris so she could work her magic. The nets may have been extremely nicotine stained and looked like they’d been hanging in the room since 1963, but hey when you’re stuck you’re stuck! It was this or the bride’s Wifey robe which also did not fit.

Anyway, long story short Doris got to work while Derek and Clive went to find the groom to be. They finally tracked him down in Eduardo the barman’s cabin where himself and Eduardo were practicing wrestling moves in their grungy undies on Eduardo’s bed on top of the groom’s discarded faux linen suit. They helped him dress but sadly most of the buttons on his shirt had mysteriously pinged off previously, likely with excitement to get down and dirty wrestling.

They met up with the bride in the domino room and they all stayed to watch them get wed, the bride was SO happy that theyd saved the day that she agreed they could attend….but on the promise that they did not even attempt to have ANY of the 20person wedding cake.

So yeah….if you’ve got nothing nice to say*…..

*come sit by me
 
I checked her insta for when they first met and they have aged 10 years in the last few years.

No offence to large people but I really do blame social media for making very overweight people have such an ego they think they look good, deluded. It’s UNHEALTHY. Yet it’s all this “accept your body for what it is” crap. Yeah if you wanna die of a heart attack or diabetes. If she can’t lose weight for her wedding, knowing that she will look back on these
photos forever then she will never lose it.

As for the redness, what a fool…she was prancing around NZ without even a hat on, under blazing sun saying she’s melting. Benji wore one every day. She showed like 10 bottles of Sun Bum spf spray but I bet she never even used any of it!

Those 2 are just feeders and their life revolves around food. We will look back on their 5 year wedding anniversary and probably say how thin they looked on their wedding cruise haha.
 
Not wedding related but Brogan liked this, is she pretending to know what this post is about? Or is self pleasure the only pleasure she knows since her now husband is Grindr’s most frequent 🤔
 

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squishbish said:
Not wedding related but Brogan liked this, is she pretending to know what this post is about? Or is self pleasure the only pleasure she knows since her now husband is Grindr’s most frequent 🤔
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The image of him coming at BogBeast with a vibrator is too much to take and the image of her sweating through a self love session not much better. Clive and Clivette next door will be ringing guest services ''there's bees trapped in the ceiling, we can't sleep with the buzzing''
 
queenamber said:
I’m actually shocked at the simplicity of the caption. I would’ve thought she would’ve wanted to get at least 5-6 brags in there 😂

I get the tropical vibe Benjjjj was going for but all that fuss Brogan made, he couldn’t wear a tie?!?
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That's all to come! She couldn't do all that in one post she will instead drag it out over multiple so that she and her followers can focus on the wedding content to distract from the tit hole ship.

And he absolutely could've but that would've meant making more effort which is a no go in their book and don't forget they are soooo unconventional that of course he is above wearing a tie on his wedding day.
 
My 2 pennies worth is that this wasn't her original dress. She bought /paid a deposit for one - bought the shoes and arranged the flowers and then saw this dress and changed her mind. Maybe when they decided to have a party / meal or whatever they are doing in the UK.

The shoes and flowers do not match, no one would advise on a nude / beige dress and white flowers and shoes - they just look so out of place. There is deffo going to be a second dress for the reception back in the UK
 
The vision of Bogie and Bench getting down to any fun with toys is worse than the time I found a "neck massager" in my parents wardrobe when looking for Christmas presents and that took some therapy sessions 😫

On another note, the Photographer is based in London, so would they have flown her out for the wedding or is she freelance for Piano. No idea how these things work
 
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