Brogan Tate #143 The one where Flogan took over…

[opinions_on_minions]

Its on there heavily edited as predicted

 

[Meg1912]

Something like these would've looked soooo much better on her!! With a pair of strappy sandals!

 

[TØP21]

Biege wedding to match the tit food they always eat, their tit 'suite', the rust on the tit ship they're on and the attire of the rest of the passengers

Trust her to get Disney into the day with her Snow White sleeves

 

[Reader130987]

Something about the colour of the dress is off (for me anyway). Looks like she put it on one too many hot washes with Benji's skiddy undercrackers or summat.

 

[TeaTimeTreats]

You can put a pig in a dress but you can’t stop it oinking

 

[rejected]

I think she looks great I actually think it's horrible to insult someone in their wedding outfit. We aren't all oil paintings . I wonder if she knows about flogan

 

[cushtybert]

Doing the hard work so you don't have to
The dress is the Harper dress, this is how it's meant to look both on the model and on the girl in the dress shop
Alterations were the addition of the sleeves

So much better without the sleeves and the bright white shoes

 

[opinions_on_minions]

Just asked my OH how old he thought they were... late 30's was the reply. I howled and said nah they're 29 and he paused and said "f*cking hell, thats rough" this is them both looking their best

The dress is ok not because its Bogs but meh id be underwhelmed if i turned up to a wedding as hyped as that and saw it.

It looks odd because of the sleeves i think when they add sleeves to dresses like that it doesnt sit right and ends up making the person look top heavy, coupled with the fact she never wears a proper bra its totally in your face. When you look at ones that have the sleeves already the sewing angle is different not so square shape and flatters the bride.

He always looks a mess, didnt expect anything less and obviously the scar is out... has to stay relevant somehow!

 

[FancyNancy]

I'm going to be nice today and just say.... They look happy. (awful, but happy)

 

[CapnPancakes]

Interrupting the photo chat to ask if Bianca has her own thread? Can’t find one but I’m intrigued to read the tea on her. Shes moved to Ireland, where I’m from, and seems to think moving country is the hardest thing ever and she’s the first person to do it, so I think I’d enjoy reading a thread on her

I do like Brogans dress but I wouldn’t pick it for her- it’s too soft and feminine and I personally don’t think it suits her. I’d say it suits a more laid back, boho, outdoorsy bride. But I suppose the flowers distract from her size somewhat.

Benji though. Did no one tell him that day was his wedding day? He’s let them both down, scruffy bugger. Awful suit, looks like it’s from Downton Abbey (I looove DA, so no dig at that) but at least in those days they wore it properly, buttoned up with a fitted shirt, the right shoes and maybe a belt and wai. He looks awful. And that beard line, oh hunny no.

I think the issue with the flowers is that they’re so yellowy, they look stale almost- they’re contrasting really badly with her dress and his awful suit. There’s no colour in the photos, the flowers could have had a pop of colour and elevated the whole look.
Although I noticed they look whiter in the second photo than the other two, so maybe it’s bad contrast and saturation editing on the photographers behalf…

Its all so beige. Typical influencer, why are they all so obsessed with the beige style of things.

edit: because I feel bad just dissing them, I will say Brogans posture is great in that last photo!

 

[focusdochas]

for an ‘unconventional’ couple they are very wedding abroad Pinterest

 

[GossWhore]

I think she looks great I actually think it's horrible to insult someone in their wedding outfit. We aren't all oil paintings . I wonder if she knows about flogan

Well call me horrid Henry lol

 

[skintsocks]

The dress isn’t my taste but she looks nicer than she has for ages. Binjuice looks like a stray guest though. Could have done with a decent shave, and he’s looked better at other weddings. I can’t believe he had his scar out, and a black watch with brown shoes. Giving 80s man from Del Monte.

 

[Moonbeams26]

Well that's beige,can't think of anything else to say.

 

[bracket:bracket]

I don't dislike her dress but she looks huge. Would have been more flattering if she had lost some weight. I see Binjuice had to have his scar out

It looks like he has a cleavage

 

[emerald]

I think she looks great I actually think it's horrible to insult someone in their wedding outfit. We aren't all oil paintings . I wonder if she knows about flogan

You can't be "surprised Pikachu" about someone getting slated on a trash gossip thread. If you don't like people being big old meanies, don't read here.

 

[broganlol]

Probably a linen blend to wrinkle that badly.
It all kind of comes across as cheap

That's definitely a linen blend which creases in a second. Her makeup is even worse than I thought it would be and the hair is pretty typica. She needed a veil.
To be honest the lace style is a very on trend up the moment for the last couple of years it was in fashion five years ago when I got married.
I'm really glad she got the sleeves added because it would be disgusting with no sleeves. As everybody said the colour is absolutely awful on her she looks ruddy, obviously even worse so because she is sunburnt. The dress shape is very flattering cause it's huge lol no wonder she didn't worry about weight gain lol.
They look 45 for sure

 

[ot55]

People in the comments saying she looks like a princess and the photos have made them cry. Errrrr what ?!

She’s got the net curtain aesthetic going on. He looks like he was on his stag do the day before and has rocked up still smelling of whisky.

 

[frennofren]

he looks like he’s holding a cello, not his new wife.

when I say I howled at this I am not exaggerating

 

[BlueLou]

I can only imagine what this lump is going to look like at the end of this cruise, when she looks like this on her wedding day