Brittany Hockley

My daughter's name is Lola and she was born before Laura's Lola, at least a year before. My daughter is named after a family member. I'd forgotten about Laura's daughter but honestly it's hurts me 🤣 Her and Revie Jane took my name.
I have a Lola too, before it became popular again haha.

I feel Britt and Ben will go through the wedding and it will
Be like Olivia molly rogers and last less than a year
 
Oh goodness. This bingo card includes:
1. Several not-so-hidden barbs akin to ‘I told you so’.
2. Comparisons to her and Matty J.
3. Insults shrouded with ‘I’m saying this because I care about you.’
4. They mention penguins.
5. Fake crying.
6. Reference to Marlie and Lola being so cute to Britt just to drive home that Laura has kids and Britt doesn’t.
7. Flippant comment about getting back out there to lower importance of relationship.
8. Backtracking to say don’t get back out there because Britt needs to focus on herself (aka is a bit fucked when it comes to relationships).
9. Some quasi-inspirational garb that comes off nasty girl instead.
This 🙌 could literally be the show notes for almost every episode
 
Britt absolutely loving herself posing 😅 it just looks ridiculous. And posting a pic where she looks good and Laura looks bad. Probably because Laura posted one where she looked good and Britt looked bad. These two must actually hate each other. Too bad they now need each other for the pay check. Britt will never have anything else. She will never make it as an actress. Even when she reads out the ads on the podcast it sounds like the worst acting ever.
 
My god the australia post ads. Everyone knows aus post is the worst courier service we have. The lies that spill out of their mouths for a pay check 🤢
It’s Laura’s use of ‘verse’ instead of versus that gets me. Sounds so awkward!
I’m loving some of the podcast recommendations others shared here - I’m converted to Tortoise Media! Thank you!
 
You know you’re doing something wrong when people mistake you (as a 37 year old) for a 55 year old lol
 

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That Peleton ad…could it be any more obvious their parts were recorded separately and then pieced together 🙄
Laura’s constant claims to be an overachieving perfectionist really give me the ick 🙄 hate to yuck your yum Laura 🙄 but you are neither of those things, evident in so many ways. You just have issues and like to keep yourself busy so you can avoid facing them.
 
Everybody I know we were taking the piss out of Laura because she said "reform pilates" but unfortunately that's not completely incorrect. Ok their website GoodLife gyms call their reformER classes "reform pilates". As the shameless girls would say...egg on us.
 
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