Britney Spears #11

[Runninggems]

Sorry haven’t caught up yet, apologies if been mentioned - the teeth?! Hey, mine are far from perfect, but I can’t understand how hers are so drastically different to her early days? And she also looks like she needs a tongue scraper!

Braces, after they come off you wear a retainer at night. If you don't wear it the teeth slowly shift back.

 

[wthamidoinghere]

The knives add absolutely nothing to Shakira’s performance, and even less to Britney’s. A pointless prop which fails to add any excitement to an otherwise run of the mill dance routine.

Shakira is overrated and a general attention seeker and poor me merchant, so pretty similar to Britney imo. Just had to get that out

 

[Pumpkin84]

"Lighten up about the knives, I'm copying Shakira"

Yeah but Shakira isn't high on drugs or mentally unstable, nor did she cut herself because she knew what she was doing!

 

[Sea]

I think the knives thing is Britney trying to emulate Shakira who performed at the VMAs recently... she gets it so so wrong though obvs

Even Shakira couldn't pull of dancing with knives! Put the knives away love, cos your hips don't lie

 

[Pumpkin84]

Another long rambling post that she deleted

 

[wthamidoinghere]

Another long rambling post that she deleted

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"I never thought white would read well"

She wears white all the time, tf is she talking about. What is the colour white suppose to say to us exactly? Your eyes aren't wide open because you're off your bonce constantly, Brit. That might have something to do with it.

She's not turning up to any parties because she's not invited. And there's a reason for that. Maybe im just tired and cranky but duck me, the delusion is unreal. She's completely crackers.

'Fake knives'. We're still keeping this up, huh? Amazing.

 

[Pumpkin84]

"I never thought white would read well"

She wears white all the time, tf is she talking about. What is the colour white suppose to say to us exactly? Your eyes aren't wide open because you're off your bonce constantly, Brit. That might have something to do with it.

She's not turning up to any parties because she's not invited. And there's a reason for that. Maybe im just tired and cranky but duck me, the delusion is unreal. She's completely crackers.

'Fake knives'. We're still keeping this up, huh? Amazing.

"Not fishing for compliments" and where are all these incredible friends by her side everyday. She must think people are as dumb as her.

 

[wthamidoinghere]

"Not fishing for compliments" and where are all these incredible friends by her side everyday. She must think people are as dumb as her.

Seems to me these captions are desperate, incoherent attempts to explain the things people publicly comment on. The knives, her constantly dancing in her living room, the state of her eyes etc. She's just nuts so none of it comes across the way she wants it to. Aside from the dog tit her house looks pretty clean. She must have housekeepers or staff. I wonder what their day to day experiences are. Madness.

 

[Reversible Octopus]

Seems to me these captions are desperate, incoherent attempts to explain the things people publicly comment on. The knives, her constantly dancing in her living room, the state of her eyes etc. She's just nuts so none of it comes across the way she wants it to. Aside from the dog tit her house looks pretty clean. She must have housekeepers or staff. I wonder what their day to day experiences are. Madness.

Oh, to be a fly on that wall.. Buzz buzz!

 

[Beverley Macker]

Male members of staff get hit on, and female members of staff treated like tit I’m guessing. It appears to be the staffs jobs to look after the dogs and take them to the vets when she neglects them.
No wonder she can’t get staff.

 

[wthamidoinghere]

Oh, to be a fly on that wall.. Buzz buzz!

Don't know who I'd rather spy on, her or skanky

 

[donutwitch]

Another long rambling post that she deleted

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Okaaay. I assume the ‘witch’ disrespecting her at parties is back to Selena Gomez at her wedding again . Seems to me she’s threatening her by suggesting she’d bring knives to parties in the future… i think she’s got such rage inside her she seriously could be dangerous to people she has a grudge against.

Could that also be a scrambled reason she’s talking about wearing white?

 

[L3moning]

Another long rambling post that she deleted

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That many exclamation marks is not exactly a sign of sanity.

(Not 100% serious, its a reference to something Terry Pratchett wrote, but also not 0% serious either).

 

[wthamidoinghere]

Okaaay. I assume the ‘witch’ disrespecting her at parties is back to Selena Gomez at her wedding again . Seems to me she’s threatening her by suggesting she’d bring knives to parties in the future… i think she’s got such rage inside her she seriously could be dangerous to people she has a grudge against.

Could that also be a scrambled reason she’s talking about wearing white?

She's no danger to them because they're not inviting her to any parties. She's a liability. She could accuse anybody of anything at any time. Nobody is inviting her anywhere anytime soon. Keep seeing 'news' articles saying she's going back to Vegas to do another residency. Can you imagine? I very much doubt it.

 

[L3moning]

Keep seeing 'news' articles saying she's going back to Vegas to do another residency. Can you imagine? I very much doubt it.

She might try to. But if she successfully did it I'd be quite surprised.

 

[Whodofthunk]

"Lighten up about the knives, I'm copying Shakira"

Yeah but Shakira isn't high on drugs or mentally unstable, nor did she cut herself because she knew what she was doing!

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Besides the nasty hair, stupid tops and barely there bottoms, no one mentions her burned, red skin. She always looks like a lobster. Not a pretty tan, but burned. She better worry about melanoma.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Poor little dogs in the background look confused. And those are clearly real knives She is bleeping insane I have no sympathy anymore.

Those dogs are so cute
I want to steal them !
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She looks like she’s lost a lot of weight recently! Not surprised like as all she does it spin round!

she must be completely dizzy

 

[DairyleaD]

Can you imagine what she'll be like when the menopause hits (if she lives that long)

 

[Pumpkin84]

Okaaay. I assume the ‘witch’ disrespecting her at parties is back to Selena Gomez at her wedding again . Seems to me she’s threatening her by suggesting she’d bring knives to parties in the future… i think she’s got such rage inside her she seriously could be dangerous to people she has a grudge against.

Could that also be a scrambled reason she’s talking about wearing white?

She seems to really hate women, which is odd given that it's mostly men that have used her.

 

[Miss Havisham]

The weight loss is due to the increased drug use. Migraines? Try not spinning around if you are getting headaches - the drugs and booze won’t help the headaches either?