Brian Dowling #4Tiktoks, photoshoots and freebies galore, luckily Aoife is around to do all the chores.

[Murzo]

Constantly calling Aoife Aunty Effidy. Reminding us she's an aunty. They're so controlling and Arfoor thinks he's King of Ireland. Unfollowed.

 

[Dusty2020]

Is Brian godparent to any of pippas kids?

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

Is Brian godparent to any of pippas kids?

Definitely one. I'm gonna guess Louis cos I can't remember the other names

 

[Dusty2020]

Definitely one. I'm gonna guess Louis cos I can't remember the other names

Ah, kind of doesn’t make it as bad I suppose, still strange but not as strange lol

 

[Mrs Fluff]

If RTÉ are OK with paying Sinéad Kennedy a salary then I'd say they're OK with anything. My 9 Yr old is more clued in. Arthur always seems very shy and quiet on tv. And tugging on his clothes constantly. Sure sign he's uncomfortable with how he looks at the moment.

Sinead must be on a packet, everything she wears seems to be from Brown Thomas

 

[NanTheWiser]

Escape to Straffon with 2 queens, a baby and a free facial.

 

[HickoryDickoryDock]

Definitely one. I'm gonna guess Louis cos I can't remember the other names

Looks like you're spot on

 

[TikToc]

Christ how much do the spend on hair and make up weekly. It's bordering on manic. It's not normal

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

I think they’re actually trolling us at this stage.

MUA: What look do you want me to do for you today Brian?
Brian: You know in murder shows where the pathologist opens the fridge and rolls out a frozen body…that look please.
MUA: Say no more.

 

[tokamosh]

Christ how much do the spend on hair and make up weekly. It's bordering on manic. It's not normal

I know, it’s like they actually believe they are Kylie Jenner

 

[HickoryDickoryDock]

Holy Mother of God, the lips

 

[Gizmo123!]

Is it me but I actually don’t remember them ever getting this many hair & makeup makeovers before? It seems to be off the charts in the last 6mths.

 

[dreamteam1]

Holy Mother of God, the lips

Blowfish!! No responsible Aesthetics Nurse or Practitioner is making his lips look that ridiculous!

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Holy Mother of God, the lips

Those lips look swollen and sore

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Thread suggestion:
Swollen lips, non stop trips, Aoife seems to be joined to their hips.

 

[tokamosh]

Ok they definitely read here soooo…

Guys,

It’s gotten ridic. You live in Straffan, not Beverly Hills. Arthur, a haircut would really suit you. Brian, orange makeup doesn’t suit teenage girls nor you. Brian, your lips are also verging on cartoon character.
You were both gifted with the most beautiful baby girl and you’re missing the nicest days with her. You’ll never have this time back and it’s totally not worth missing for another lunch out and champagne for breakfast. She’ll want her daddy and her papa as she grows up and your indulgent lifestyle I fear will shorten that time again. This is not intended as a horrible trolling message, rather an attempt to consolidate the general opinion of those you choose to share your actions with.
Tattlers if i’m wrong, sorry for speaking on your behalf!
Ok I’m done, sorry for boring you all!!!

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

Fair play to Arthur for taking Aoife to Westlife even if it was gifted. She looked so happy and excited. What's Brian at? Some Circle K quiz show?

 

[Mrs Fluff]

This makes me ask. All for same sex marriages and their rights but is it possible they don't have that maternal instinct that any species needs? (Runs away)

 

[focusdochas]

You have to wonder, I mean I have friends who are firmly child free and those who will make fantastic parents. Did they start this journey because of pressure? Brian in particular seems to be only interested in the Disney dad aspects and not the sleepless nights and struggles of parenting

 

[lyrixs]

Honestly Arthur and Aoife would make a cute couple (his stories!)