Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

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Can you imagine having Bradley present to you in a corporate setting? My colleagues and I would be cackling at the “thank’s” typo alone… I can’t imagine the rest of the slide deck!
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Grapefruits712 said:
Can you imagine having Bradley present to you in a corporate setting? My colleagues and I would be cackling at the “thank’s” typo alone… I can’t imagine the rest of the slide deck! View attachment 2269787 q
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Well he does manage himself now so no one to proof read or sanity check anything he produces. That, in my opinion, is very dangerous for someone so inexperienced. Shows he won't pay the commission to a management company for their expertise, he would rather keep the £££ for himself and not worry about the details as all you need to do is Get It Done. Oh and pay Bradley for the benefit because his program is so unique
 
Grapefruits712 said:
Can you imagine having Bradley present to you in a corporate setting? My colleagues and I would be cackling at the “thank’s” typo alone… I can’t imagine the rest of the slide deck! View attachment 2269787 q
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Oh god! That is cringe!

It’s almost worth asking him to come and present at my work, just so we can laugh at his inevitable slide deck full of typos and grammatical errors.
 
I don't even understand how you can make a typo of out "thanks" though?! How is that even possible? I understand small typos or missing a letter or misspelling something (a difficult word) but "THANK'S" ? I'm not native and even I don't get it at all lol, it just doesn't make sense. How embarrassing. If he's bad at spelling, why not ask someone on his team or a friend or whatever to spell check it for him. I really wonder if he has dyslexia? (maybe un-diagnosed?)
 
Grapefruits712 said:
Can you imagine having Bradley present to you in a corporate setting? My colleagues and I would be cackling at the “thank’s” typo alone… I can’t imagine the rest of the slide deck! View attachment 2269787 q
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I sat in on a presentation like this once. It was Some Guy telling a roomful of middle-aged female healthcare workers that we should ALL intermittent fast and do Keto. That none of us needed any carbs, and all of us would benefit from fasting 18 hours a day.

We all smiled and clapped politely, ate the free sandwiches, and then talked soooooo much tit about him for days. Everyone in the room knew how ignorant he was, except for him.

(To be clear: Keto and intermittent fasting are both great for some people. Blanket recommendations, especially promoting such extreme diets, are stupid and damaging.)
 
Mrs.Scamander said:
I sat in on a presentation like this once. It was Some Guy telling a roomful of middle-aged female healthcare workers that we should ALL intermittent fast and do Keto. That none of us needed any carbs, and all of us would benefit from fasting 18 hours a day.

We all smiled and clapped politely, ate the free sandwiches, and then talked soooooo much tit about him for days. Everyone in the room knew how ignorant he was, except for him.

(To be clear: Keto and intermittent fasting are both great for some people. Blanket recommendations, especially promoting such extreme diets, are stupid and damaging.)
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Far out. Imagine telling a room full of healthcare professionals who probably routinely work long shifts on their feet that they should fast for 18 hours and not eat carbs. Bradley and people like him are actually scary because they are totally uneducated and spout complete bullshit. Luckily you & your colleagues know better, but people like him make their money by preying on people who don't.
 
Mrs.Scamander said:
I sat in on a presentation like this once. It was Some Guy telling a roomful of middle-aged female healthcare workers that we should ALL intermittent fast and do Keto. That none of us needed any carbs, and all of us would benefit from fasting 18 hours a day.

We all smiled and clapped politely, ate the free sandwiches, and then talked soooooo much tit about him for days. Everyone in the room knew how ignorant he was, except for him.

(To be clear: Keto and intermittent fasting are both great for some people. Blanket recommendations, especially promoting such extreme diets, are stupid and damaging.)
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This made me laugh, love how you all immediately ate the free carbs provided by your work (? i think?) after a presentation of some dude telling you all to not eat carbs 🤭 💜
I used to work in healthcare for quite some time as well and we always had to go to these kind of things as well. At the hospital these things were the worst, at least at the doctor's offices I was able to pick what kind of things I wanted to go to freely but at the hospital it was mandatory for everybody. They needed to give all their workers X amount of lessons/study/educational stuff for accreditation. I'm sure your work it was the same thing. They basically hire anyone who's willing to talk for quite some time for not too much money to cut down on the costs. Perfect for people like Bradley.
 
Mrs.Scamander said:
I sat in on a presentation like this once. It was Some Guy telling a roomful of middle-aged female healthcare workers that we should ALL intermittent fast and do Keto. That none of us needed any carbs, and all of us would benefit from fasting 18 hours a day.

We all smiled and clapped politely, ate the free sandwiches, and then talked soooooo much tit about him for days. Everyone in the room knew how ignorant he was, except for him.

(To be clear: Keto and intermittent fasting are both great for some people. Blanket recommendations, especially promoting such extreme diets, are stupid and damaging.)
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Did he really show up with delicious sandwiches and then suggested that you don't eat them or eat at all for 18 hours? What a buffoon!!
 
Wow Bradley, I hope the girl of your dreams never suffers from anything that may affect her mental health, weight or appearance any time down the track because it sounds like he would drop her like a hot potato and run a mile if she became depressed, gained weight or changed the way she dressed. He wants a vapid, airhead Barbie who looks good on his arm. Run girls run and run a bit further if Bradders ever comes near you, will be the best thing you ever do.
 

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Pilatesgirl said:
Wow Bradley, I hope the girl of your dreams never suffers from anything that may affect her mental health, weight or appearance any time down the track because it sounds like he would drop her like a hot potato and run a mile if she became depressed, gained weight or changed the way she dressed. He wants a vapid, airhead Barbie who looks good on his arm. Run girls run and run a bit further if Bradders ever comes near you, will be the best thing you ever do.
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Dude is so problematic, he seriously needs to die alone of old age. No woman needs to suffer with this d!ck.

The way he talks about mental health is truly digusting.

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