BowelBro #8 Where’s the book, Rich you crook?

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Patternmaker said:
I caught it in time to edit :LOL: Thank you for pointing that out, I think I allowed my annoyance with the situation to get in the way.
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Don’t blame you at all. He’s just a lying delusional fuckwit and I don’t think I’m alone in thinking what an absolute disgrace of a person he is. I’ve no feelings of sadness about his (NOT) imminent death 💀 we all know it’s not going to happen anytime soon or in the next few years which means he’s going to be thrilled he’s getting away with this tit. Well he’s not he will pay for this one way or another!!
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Patternmaker said:
I caught it in time to edit :LOL: Thank you for pointing that out, I think I allowed my annoyance with the situation to get in the way.
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Now my comment will be confusing lol
 
tea_is_life said:
Jesus he’s so full of himself - just read his chapter and OMG the way he described the consultant crying and having to take the rest of the day off because he was so shocked at what he found when he opened him up. Absolute load of rubbish.
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Omg i never read that! What an absolute liar. As if a CONSULTANT with years of experience would ever do that. I'm convinced he's simple and that Lisa is his carer.
 
It’s funny how Nurse Jemma was in the bay crying and angry Nurse Joan oblivious to Dr Ahmed, her colleague Jemma and all of the other patients in the land crying marches in and tells Lisa to dry her eyes. Good on Nurse Jemma and Joan working together to get that room sorted though!
I’ve listened to Doctors explain to us how my dad would die once certain things start happening and leave the room matter of factly. I’ve listened to a doctor over the phone ask my mother in law how her day has been when issuing a death certificate for her husband. They don’t cry.
 
Killie Krankie said:
It’s funny how Nurse Jemma was in the bay crying and angry Nurse Joan oblivious to Dr Ahmed, her colleague Jemma and all of the other patients in the land crying marches in and tells Lisa to dry her eyes. Good on Nurse Jemma and Joan working together to get that room sorted though!
I’ve listened to Doctors explain to us how my dad would die once certain things start happening and leave the room matter of factly. I’ve listened to a doctor over the phone ask my mother in law how her day has been when issuing a death certificate for her husband. They don’t cry.
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Andrea and Joan no mention of Jemma 🤔 not one word. A few days ago he mentioned Jemma writing an insert in his book and he says she sorted out the side room. Are we reading the same thing today ?
 
SO MANY THINGS!!!!!
1. “Nurse I haven’t been given the debrief from my surgery yet, can I read my own notes?” “Sure I don’t see the harm”…. Man discovers all details of his cancer and terminal diagnoses

2. Surgeon cancels all other surgeries and clinics that day because he is too sad. Sorry, John, I had meant to tell you your dx is terminal but I’m too sad to see you so you’ll have to wait until next week

3. “you have 3-6 months to live” and with that he turned and left. What???? No, so we will put you in contact with our nursing team or we will have an mdt this week and figure out a treatment plan

Apart from all the grammatical errors this gave me Serious lollssss - surely he is trolling us, right??
 
Talcadidas said:
SO MANY THINGS!!!!!
1. “Nurse I haven’t been given the debrief from my surgery yet, can I read my own notes?” “Sure I don’t see the harm”…. Man discovers all details of his cancer and terminal diagnoses

2. Surgeon cancels all other surgeries and clinics that day because he is too sad. Sorry, John, I had meant to tell you your dx is terminal but I’m too sad to see you so you’ll have to wait until next week

3. “you have 3-6 months to live” and with that he turned and left. What???? No, so we will put you in contact with our nursing team or we will have an mdt this week and figure out a treatment plan

Apart from all the grammatical errors this gave me Serious lollssss - surely he is trolling us, right??
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I know its so bad isnt it, its been poorly researched and so badly written. Its just a pack of lies, its all a figment of his imagination. It would be almost laughable if it wasnt such a serious subject matter. The guy is mentally disturbed and needs pysciatric intervention
 
Talcadidas said:
SO MANY THINGS!!!!!
1. “Nurse I haven’t been given the debrief from my surgery yet, can I read my own notes?” “Sure I don’t see the harm”…. Man discovers all details of his cancer and terminal diagnoses

2. Surgeon cancels all other surgeries and clinics that day because he is too sad. Sorry, John, I had meant to tell you your dx is terminal but I’m too sad to see you so you’ll have to wait until next week

3. “you have 3-6 months to live” and with that he turned and left. What???? No, so we will put you in contact with our nursing team or we will have an mdt this week and figure out a treatment plan

Apart from all the grammatical errors this gave me Serious lollssss - surely he is trolling us, right??
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Nope he really believes this he’s is mentally unstable.
 
Do his family members not read his Instagram and get confused by actions that never existed?

For example Mum and Dad wailing on the phone then jumping in the twatmobile to come see him straight away. If this was the case then why was it nearly over a year for the rest of the family or mum/dad to come back for a visit?

This sort of thing is what makes me think even more that Lisa is involved. Her private life/book is now out there for the public to view and she is shown as woman who can't feed herself. Breaks down then is staunch in approaching google searching. Goes to her extremely important gym class while her husband is checking availability at the local hospices. I am surprised she made it out of the bedroom without tripping over that completely put on bottom lip. I have never seen the lives he puts out there so have not even heard her voice but I still have a huge distrust for her.

Make it make sense please.
 
Also why was it five days before seeing visitors (that’s not even true on oncology or ICU wards for transplant patients when they literally have NO immune system- guy with stoma needs five days of isolation???) Sure he told us he was at his own wedding five days after surgery.

His own friends read tattle and can see us tearing the holes in his fictional fairytales - this release is going to cause quite a stir in the friend group me thinks.
 
Patternmaker said:
Maybe the AI got confused with names? :LOL:
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People who joke about this being written by AI, clearly do not use AI! ChatGPT would do a much better job at writing this. This is SO POORLY WRITTEN!
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Florence Nightingale said:
He’s a surgeon and they are known as Mr not Dr sorry not trying to be pedantic !!
They are actually really pissy about correct addressing of Dr’s and Mr’s and female surgeon’s are Miss regardless of being married or not. That is in the U.K. not sure about other countries ?
About the only thing he’s got right and not lied about !!
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That is only a UK thing. Surgeons are Drs in other countries.

This has an interesting origin in the UK. In the past, it was barbers who conducted surgeries such as amputations, not doctors. It was thought to make sense, as they were used to knives and razors which they used for cutting hair and shaving. The swirly red and white sign seen outside barbers shops represents what in the past would be bloody rags drying outside the shop.
 
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Talcadidas said:
Also why was it five days before seeing visitors (that’s not even true on oncology or ICU wards for transplant patients when they literally have NO immune system- guy with stoma needs five days of isolation???) Sure he told us he was at his own wedding five days after surgery.

His own friends read tattle and can see us tearing the holes in his fictional fairytales - this release is going to cause quite a stir in the friend group me thinks.
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I thought this was a complete crock of tit too. Last year my daughter had a colectomy and ileostomy, she didn't get keyhole BECAUSE they suspected cancer so she was opened from sternum to pubic bone, her surgery was late in the day but her husband got in while she was still in high dependency, I visited every day from the next day, so I've no idea where he's got this 5 days bullshit from.
 
Bahbahbah said:
Has he thought about the legal implications of writing and publishing this garbage with medical professionals’ names in it?? Not sure Mr Ahmed would be thrilled with Richard’s embellished version of events
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He won't be worried because he knows it's never going to be published/printed, hence why he's put so much of it on Instagram. I'd not be best pleased if I paid £25 for a book that thousands have actually read most of for free.
 
MariaMariaSoContrary said:
People who joke about this being written by AI, clearly do not use AI! ChatGPT would do a much better job at writing this. This is SO POORLY WRITTEN!
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That is only a UK thing. Surgeons are Drs in other countries.

This has an interesting origin in the UK. In the past, it was barbers who conducted surgeries such as amputations, not doctors. It was thought to make sense, as they were used to knives and razors which they used for cutting hair and shaving. The swirly red and white sign seen outside barbers shops represents what in the past would be bloody rags drying outside the shop.
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Oh wow, I never knew this about barbers. I find facts like this really interesting 😄
 
Oh my goodness what an absolute load of shite. As if a nurse would let him read his notes for starters but it’s the memory of just coming round from such surgery, recovering from anaesthetic yet he can remember everyone’s names and everything that happened - bullshit. It’s all totally made up
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I think we should let Dr Ahmed know he’s being plastered over Instagram as a weak unprofessional doctor. And Joan letting patients read their notes
 
Patternmaker said:
Do his family members not read his Instagram and get confused by actions that never existed?

For example Mum and Dad wailing on the phone then jumping in the twatmobile to come see him straight away. If this was the case then why was it nearly over a year for the rest of the family or mum/dad to come back for a visit?

This sort of thing is what makes me think even more that Lisa is involved. Her private life/book is now out there for the public to view and she is shown as woman who can't feed herself. Breaks down then is staunch in approaching google searching. Goes to her extremely important gym class while her husband is checking availability at the local hospices. I am surprised she made it out of the bedroom without tripping over that completely put on bottom lip. I have never seen the lives he puts out there so have not even heard her voice but I still have a huge distrust for her.

Make it make sense please.
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They might be on there but can’t see anything!!!
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arthur spooner said:
Oh my goodness what an absolute load of shite. As if a nurse would let him read his notes for starters but it’s the memory of just coming round from such surgery, recovering from anaesthetic yet he can remember everyone’s names and everything that happened - bullshit. It’s all totally made up
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I think we should let Dr Ahmed know he’s being plastered over Instagram as a weak unprofessional doctor. And Joan letting patients read their notes
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Some interesting reading and he specialises in MINIMALLY INVASIVE not cut open as Dick tries to portray 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
 

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