Boss_mummy_sale #25 Drunken mess in a leopard skin dress!

[Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner]

The more pictures she posts of her hair I’m convinced it’s a syrup..

 

[Madeofeyes]

What’s a syrup?! Like actual sauce?

 

[LeslieKnope]

What’s a syrup?! Like actual sauce?

Syrup of fig… a wig! It’s Cockney rhyming slang.

 

[karmadrama]

Why’s her hair so big all the time

 

[Feztive]

Why’s her hair so big all the time

It’s full of secrets

 

[ohdoris]

It’s full of secrets

Or in her case, full of lies !!

 

[Feztive]

Or in her case, full of lies !!

Or full of alcohol

 

[dizzydummy]

Syrup of fig… a wig! It’s Cockney rhyming slang.

I can’t say syrup without sounding like Derek trotter!
But yeah her hair certainly does look like a wig!

 

[cill2019]

Dry January she’s a bloody comedian that one!!!

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

She can’t even manage a dry week!

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

She can’t even manage a dry week!

She can’t even manage a dry day!
Fixed it for you

 

[Hastaggifted]

She probably means dry white wine instead

 

[Pivot]

I mean we all know there's not a chance in hell she is doing dry Jan but I find it interesting that she thinks she can do it. The same person who actually can't adult for more than a day without an alcoholic drink to help her cope.

 

[Burda]

Dry January only manageable if she lies

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

First time Scott is away she'll downing a bottle of wine!

 

[Madeofeyes]

She can afford the £18 fake gin so will no doubt be downing that and nosecco.
I just don’t understand personally.
Also I think it’s criminal companies charge the same for the non alcoholic stuff as alcohol. Mad.

 

[kelly123]

She can afford the £18 fake gin so will no doubt be downing that and nosecco.
I just don’t understand personally.
Also I think it’s criminal companies charge the same for the non alcoholic stuff as alcohol. Mad.

She’ll pretend she’s drinking non alcoholic wine but it’ll 100% be the real deal

 

[conrea37]

How long until a photo of booze with the caption “needed”

 

[Leoed92]

We all doing a sweepstake on how many days in she’ll crack

 

[dizzydummy]

We all doing a sweepstake on how many days in she’ll crack

Perhaps change that to hours instead of days!