Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[neroli]

Am so relieved...Now just go away..

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

yes indeed, thank duck for that!

 

[MadameOvary]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[PeteM]

102 nominations, my arse.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I don’t think he ever had any intention of running again. It looks like he has quite a nice life travelling to all these lovely places, this was all for attention.

 

[neroli]

His serfs/sycophants will be having a hard time today reassuring him that he is still Top Dog and much loved by the Great British Public...

Rees Mogg will be clearing his desk along with Zahawi, Coffey and Cleverley.

 

[neroli]

Taxi for Jacob!

Boris has been offered Special Envoy for the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

Rishi's good points:
He appears to be quite grown up
He can count.

Um, can't think of any more really, but I look forward to "hope every day", assuming he doesnt just mean hoping he doesnt get the bum's rush in the next 45 days.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

@MrMichaelSpicer
Just for the record, I've been in the same room as Suella Braverman and she is a thundering volcanic halfwit. She shouldn't be left alone near a toaster by herself never mind the home office.

Looks like Rishi's already bleeping up his new cabinet. Bodes well for us mere plebs, not.

 

[MadameOvary]

@MrMichaelSpicer
Just for the record, I've been in the same room as Suella Braverman and she is a thundering volcanic halfwit. She shouldn't be left alone near a toaster by herself never mind the home office.

Looks like Rishi's already bleeping up his new cabinet. Bodes well for us mere plebs, not.

'Good' to see this confirmed firsthand - she certainly seems to have the charm and intelligence of an angry wasp. Even Daily Mail comments are highlighting that it's the same old crowd, just in different roles. Deputy Dominic 'the sea was closed' Raab, ffs.

 

[neroli]

Sir Gavin is back as well... as Minister without Brains ..sorry Portfolio. Has he lost it already (the portfolio)?

 

[Boom Boom!!]

Carrie giving Boris a “duck you smile “

 

[monga]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

 

[L3moning]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

Slightly better than the rumours he was going to give his dad an hereditary peerage.

 

[monga]

Slightly better than the rumours he was going to give his dad an hereditary peerage.

They need to get rid of the House of Lords some unsavoury characters given that honour.

 

[Miss Begotten]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

Johnson has already shoved his brother into the House of Lords. Completely by coincidence it was just after Jo Johnson had resigned from the Commons in protest at the government’s Brexit plans.

 

[Clytemnestra]

Who are the other 99 on the list? All his children?

 

[neroli]

https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-nominates-father-for-a-knighthood-report-12827101Boris Johnson nominates his father Stanley for a knighthood, report says

Services rendered entail providing half of the gene pool which created Our Greatest Ever PM...

 

[Miss Begotten]

Who are the other 99 on the list? All his children?

They’re more likely to be all the people he shagged while in office, the people who covered up for him, providers of brown envelopes full of cash and assorted arse lickers.
On second thoughts that’s going to be way more than 99.

 

[Humblebrag]

Such a dark and depressing moment in British history that this twit was Prime Minister