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goldie341 said:
I didn’t even start it, it was someone else saying she was a well hung lesbian 😭😭 it stuck in my head like fake tan does to bison

Ruined my morning and it’s not even 8 yet
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If I woke up next to her after a night out I genuinely think it would be enough to send me back to therapy
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My ex girlfriend and I would always go to Maccies of an evening - literally like 4 times a week. I imagine that's what a relationship with Bison would be like.

Although she did fly to another country to cheat on me, doubt Beckatron would have the brains to cheat.
 
kayefeluu20 said:
My ex girlfriend and I would always go to Maccies of an evening - literally like 4 times a week. I imagine that's what a relationship with Bison would be like.

Although she did fly to another country to cheat on me, doubt Beckatron would have the brains to cheat.
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I swear there’s a connection between cheaters & maccies 🤡

Flying to another country to cheat is astounding. I think I’d actually have to applaud the effort?? Mine just cheated several times, got us kicked out a month after moving in and kept threatening to kill herself every time I tried to break up with her. Great times.

When I finally managed to leave she left 200 calls/texts while I was at work and said she was on the bathroom floor after a suicide attempt (she wasn’t, she’d gone to work lmaoooo)
 
goldie341 said:
I swear there’s a connection between cheaters & maccies 🤡

Flying to another country to cheat is astounding. I think I’d actually have to applaud the effort?? Mine just cheated several times, got us kicked out a month after moving in and kept threatening to kill herself every time I tried to break up with her. Great times.

When I finally managed to leave she left 200 calls/texts while I was at work and said she was on the bathroom floor after a suicide attempt (she wasn’t, she’d gone to work lmaoooo)
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Not making light of mental health issues or shaming them but didn’t you also have the musty mushroom garlic woman who threatened suicide?! Why do you attract these passionate disturbed women 🤭
 
goldie341 said:
I swear there’s a connection between cheaters & maccies 🤡

Flying to another country to cheat is astounding. I think I’d actually have to applaud the effort?? Mine just cheated several times, got us kicked out a month after moving in and kept threatening to kill herself every time I tried to break up with her. Great times.

When I finally managed to leave she left 200 calls/texts while I was at work and said she was on the bathroom floor after a suicide attempt (she wasn’t, she’d gone to work lmaoooo)
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The worst part was her calling me on the day of my maths GCSE to say she was stranded in said country 💀

That is clinically insane. It's giving mental illness. What's your star sign why do you attract mentalists
 
soph30 said:
Not making light of mental health issues or shaming them but didn’t you also have the musty mushroom garlic woman who threatened suicide?! Why do you attract these passionate disturbed women 🤭
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Musty mushroom garlic woman 😭😭

Yes that was another of mine. I’m hopeful for the future 🤡
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kayefeluu20 said:
The worst part was her calling me on the day of my maths GCSE to say she was stranded in said country 💀

That is clinically insane. It's giving mental illness. What's your star sign why do you attract mentalists
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How old was she?? Please tell me you told her to go ride Rickets into eternal doom.

Aquarius. I used to be very into astrology because I was desperately looking for an explanation as to why this sort of tit happens to me lmao.
 
goldie341 said:
Musty mushroom garlic woman 😭😭

Yes that was another of mine. I’m hopeful for the future 🤡
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How old was she?? Please tell me you told her to go ride Rickets into eternal doom.

Aquarius. I used to be very into astrology because I was desperately looking for an explanation as to why this sort of tit happens to me lmao.
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She was 18 💀 I was 15... we'd been going out since I was 14. I got over her by listening to copious amounts of MCR & Passenger, I was embarassingly into this girl. The skinny emo n.

I'm a Leo - apparently we're magnetic and dynamic together 🤪
 
kayefeluu20 said:
She was 18 💀 I was 15... we'd been going out since I was 14. I got over her by listening to copious amounts of MCR & Passenger, I was embarassingly into this girl. The skinny emo n.

I'm a Leo - apparently we're magnetic and dynamic together 🤪
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15 😭

Did she have the Shane haircut? I feel like she did. MCR and Passenger still slap so at least something good came from it. Maybe? Kind of?

I have a Leo moon so obvs a match made in heaven. I don’t think I’m dynamic in any way, shape or form and would just like to chill out eating decent food and doing creative stuff until I die if that’s alright
 
goldie341 said:
15 😭

Did she have the Shane haircut? I feel like she did. MCR and Passenger still slap so at least something good came from it. Maybe? Kind of?

I have a Leo moon so obvs a match made in heaven. I don’t think I’m dynamic in any way, shape or form and would just like to chill out eating decent food and doing creative stuff until I die if that’s alright
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She did 😭😭 I can't believe I got cheated on by a noncey L word lesbian

I'm not dynamic either and am at my happiest when on my sofa watching Parks & Rec for the 6th millionth time 🫡 I'm an excellent chef btw x
 
kayefeluu20 said:
She did 😭😭 I can't believe I got cheated on by a noncey L word lesbian

I'm not dynamic either and am at my happiest when on my sofa watching Parks & Rec for the 6th millionth time 🫡 I'm an excellent chef btw x
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Noncey L word lesbian lmaooo. It’s a lesbian right of passage that you either had the haircut or dated someone who did. And at least it wasn’t like a Julia Zelg/Eileen gap.

What’s your favourite thing to cook? And to eat?
 
goldie341 said:
Noncey L word lesbian lmaooo. It’s a lesbian right of passage that you either had the haircut or dated someone who did. And at least it wasn’t like a Julia Zelg/Eileen gap.

What’s your favourite thing to cook? And to eat?
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I got the obligatory quiff at 17, started dyeing it mental colours toum 😭

I like a good sausage & peppers but since I fink you're a vegetarian (?), my fav veggie dish to cook is cheese & leek pasta or red pepper & wensleydale soup. What's your fav meal? Chicken and chep? Cresp?

Other Bisonettes feel free to reply, this just looks like Goldie & I on a first date 💀
 
kayefeluu20 said:
Other Bisonettes feel free to reply, this just looks like Goldie & I on a first date 💀
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I was gonna say that. I was like this feels suspiciously like tinder. At what point do you tell me you’re suicidal or let slip you’re a 54 year old bloke name Michael

Veggie lasagne is my favourite. Today I had a vegan pizza and it was vile. This was after coming home from the leisure centre where we couldn’t go swimming because a kid had tit in the pool. Bad day.
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soph30 said:
🤣 I know, it’s like a thread of fanny obsessives, a couple of lesbians and me
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You are the most flap obsessed straight gurl ever tyvm.

I think you need to have a look deep within (yourself, not a vagina).
 
goldie341 said:
I was gonna say that. I was like this feels suspiciously like tinder. At what point do you tell me you’re suicidal or let slip you’re a 54 year old bloke name Michael

Veggie lasagne is my favourite. Today I had a vegan pizza and it was vile. This was after coming home from the leisure centre where we couldn’t go swimming because a kid had tit in the pool. Bad day.
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You are the most flap obsessed straight gurl ever tyvm.

I think you need to have a look deep within (yourself, not a vagina).
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And that kid, was Becki Jones. I've never made veggie lasagna but I'd defo try <3 I can make it for you for my 55th birthday celebrations?

I fink Soph needs an experimental phase with a Shane haircut, Teagan & Sara loving lesbian. That'd get her over her flap complex.
 
Bisonettes:

a) what did you last eat?
b) what is your favourite snack?
c) what food has Bison Jones ruined for you?
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kayefeluu20 said:
And that kid, was Becki Jones. I've never made veggie lasagna but I'd defo try <3 I can make it for you for my 55th birthday celebrations?

I fink Soph needs an experimental phase with a Shane haircut, Teagan & Sara loving lesbian. That'd get her over her flap complex.
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I guess I can wait til August for lasagne. The amount of cheese has to be bison worthy though.

Or get her deeper into it 👀
 
This was after coming home from the leisure centre where we couldn’t go swimming because a kid had tit in the pool. Bad day.

How school holidays. A kid tit in my local pool as well. 🤣
 
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