Omg don't, I've witnessed a 3 year old with a pint of Pepsi in a SpoonsI feel that. I’m so hopeful for this new generation but then I see some off the parents and I’m like ah duck maybe not.
Saw a kid last week having Sprite poured into a bottle by a woman I’m assuming was the grandmother
I’m praying to Rickets the beard forgets it.
Maybe the toddler was hanging. You don’t know the full story ok?Omg don't, I've witnessed a 3 year old with a pint of Pepsi in a Spoons
Wouldn't bank on praying to Rickets, he's got a one way ticket to the Rainbow Bridge, the tortured little racist.
Stick a chomp in the freezer for 5 minutes, give her that, it ends all teething related dramas
She's only 3 ½ monfs
I'm not even sure it's teething, at this age there's growth spurts & leaps and sleep regressions so she might just be being a mardy cow. She's got a red cheek and is shoving everyfing in her gob. Am exhausted 
duck knows how you manage 5
I always think this whenever it comes up lolAm exhausted
Red cheek and biting probs is teeving, if you can run your little finger over the top of her gums, there might be a bit of swelling if it’s her teef. Has she got a dummy cos I used to put that in the fridge if they were too young for food, or them water teething rings are good, I always found with mine they were only really arsey before the first lot of teef, after that it got abit more manageable especially if there’s solid food involved cos you can just give em frozen curly wurlys and chomps. I mean carrots for any almond mummiesShe's only 3 ½ monfs
She has got a dummy - will try that, fank youm! She's mega arsey lmao I respect it but also pls stop screaming in my face I don't have enough easter eggs to cope xx
it's my fav thing to learn.
I was going to say James Arthur as a joke but I actually couldn’t bring myself to do itDouble posting because I want to knoum people's music tastes
Hangovers usually helpWhy am I awake when it's school holidays and I am on annual leave
I am so tit at lie ins.
Hozier and Lord Huron... a woman after my own heart.
Love the Lumineers! Cleopatra is always in my Spotify wrapped. Also partial to a bit of Lana.View attachment 2852147 q
I don’t think I get can down with the One Direction love but full appreciation for the others.
Also like Yungblud, the Lumineers and a bit of Lana
she can't actually like him, it must be a bit
Maybe she’s having us on and her entire life is a bit. She drives to her real home, drags off the fat suit and sits with a bottle of gin wondering where she’s gone so wrong. Rickets is actually a child in a ‘dog’ suit.Love the Lumineers! Cleopatra is always in my Spotify wrapped. Also partial to a bit of Lana.
I also thought about making a joke about liking Olly Murs but could you imagine
duck off
could you imagine? Her husband comes in and hangs the fatsuit up on the hanger, "alright Sharon? Tough day at the office?" "Hiya Darren, yeah was mental, had to pretend I didn't know how to pronounce pain au chocolat"
Ahahahaduck off
@goldie341 long slender fingers or fat girthy sausages?
