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I don’t drink coffee. I’m strictly a tea girl.
Tbh I kind of got that vibe from you
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Unfortunately I can’t drink coffee because my tastebuds work.

Joke. I can only drink it if it’s basically not coffee though. I had a caramel latte this morning and it was lovely and did not taste of coffee in the slightest.
That's an incredibly bisexual thing to say. In Winter I just have a black coffee bc I'm hard x
 
Ah does milk not agree with you? Mine’s latte one pump sugar free vanilla or caramel one pump peppermint ☕
Indeed, I am lactose intolerant. I take the hit on milk and yoghurt but refuse to compromise on chocolate or cheese.

Rate the peppermint, a bold choice. Luv it.
 
Tbh I kind of got that vibe from you
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That's an incredibly bisexual thing to say. In Winter I just have a black coffee bc I'm hard x
Black coffee feels the same as a shot of vodka.

Last time I had a cappuccino (years ago) I slept for the entire afternoon
 
When I was 14 I went to a house party. I’d never had vodka before but thought it would be really sweet for some reason so when I was given a double vodka and coke I thought they were trying to poison me by giving me nail polish remover 😭😭
Oh. Oh no. This was a painful read, that is an unfortunate introduction to vodka. In my hard-core depression edgy teen era I used to take a water bottle with vodka in everywhere I went. Used to sip it in college. Proper sad little bleep I was 😭 mortifying behaviour.
 
Just walked home with baby Bison crying in the pram and some bleeping prehistoric woman comes over and says "Aw, she crying is she?" Yeah she bleeping is Margaret and if you don't toddle off rapid you will be as well
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I have echolalia so certain words & phrases will just repeat repeat repeat in my head. All night I had ‘What do you MEAN by burger cry’ and I don’t think it’s ever going to leave me.

Anyway morning
Glad to have had an impact xx
 
Morning Bisonettes 🍔😢
No burger no cry
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Just walked home with baby Bison crying in the pram and some bleeping prehistoric woman comes over and says "Aw, she crying is she?" Yeah she bleeping is Margaret and if you don't toddle off rapid you will be as well
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So unnecessary! Statistically she’s probably a mum too- like, babies cry, you know that…
 
How many bites would it take Beluga to eat this cheesecake I've made?

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