Beth Sandland #7 So beige. So bland. So sandland.

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Oh she’s taken the ‘adventurous family travel’ out of her bio. She must have realised an all inclusive resort in Thailand with two kids is the same as an all inclusive resort in Greece with two kids. Beth thinks being on a plane over 4 hours makes her different and quirky.
Don't mention the recent holiday when they had to come early cos she couldn't cope with her children away from home and actually had to parent them , instead of leaving it all to her teacher husband
 
Don't mention the recent holiday when they had to come early cos she couldn't cope with her children away from home and actually had to parent them , instead of leaving it all to her teacher husband

She reminds me so much of my SIL who has literally never parented her child by herself for a day. She’s either with her husband or her parents. It’s insane. She can’t even put the child to bed herself.
 
She actually looks dosed up on drugs in her fashion reels, I can’t ever remember her being this “bubbly” so it seemed really fake. (I could be mistaken - it’s been years of complaining about motherhood so I can’t remember if she was ever any different)
 
Another life changing "hack" from Beth this morning...keep on top of washing by doing it every day. How did we ever cope before influencers. I never would have worked that one out for myself.

Spoken by someone with a drier and garden space too lol. My laundry only gets so overwhelming because I rent a crappy flat with no garden and no drier space and we all know how long an airer takes
 
She's not in the least bit relatable...either as a mum or a 28 year old!
One of Beth's reels popped up in my explore page recently an she'd included her age and it genuinely surprised me. I had forgotten she's still only 28! Her style/manner really ages her. But also as you say - she's not relatable to anyone whether they're a Mum or not and whatever age they are.
 
Spoken by someone with a drier and garden space too lol. My laundry only gets so overwhelming because I rent a crappy flat with no garden and no drier space and we all know how long an airer takes
I have a drier and garden space and still can't keep on top of it and it's just me and my husband 🤣🤣

But that's the reality of actually working for a living but Beth wouldn't know anything about that.
 
Spoken by someone with a drier and garden space too lol. My laundry only gets so overwhelming because I rent a crappy flat with no garden and no drier space and we all know how long an airer takes
Dehumidifier with laundry mode changed my life. Without a doubt the best money I have EVER spent.
I’m not even influencing you here - I genuinely think they should come with every flat / house that has no space or garden
 
She must be forever packing and unpacking! What a nightmare with two little kids. She already thinks washing is only manageable when she does it daily, probably because she's always got holiday loads that need doing!

The other thing that gets me is if outfit reels are "out of her comfort zone" then why doesn’t she just stop making them?

(Also hi, regular lurker overhere 👋 )
 
Okay she's changed her bio again so I'm going to add in screenshots to keep up 😂
 

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