Best Life & Beyond #56 KT Slockbower & Spencer Emmons Magic Keys are renewed so put on your griftin shoes

[Peachy Cobbler]

4 hours and 58 minutes…

Okay, sun’s down. Time for @KingLlama ‘s Tattle After Dark birthday celebrations.

Here, I got you a new pop-top opener. She said she can do bottles too, but she’d have to have a minute to switch out her belly button ring. She’s been booked for the weekend so between her and the truckload of cans that someone else sent, you should be set for the next couple of days.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Time to get your new BLOB merch everyone!

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The funny thing about this is that it looks like something we would make to mock them. As a matter of fact that's the same thing I traced and made into a PNG when Spencer was doodling it. Are they going to make SERF merchandise next?

 

[Nytemare105]

Well at least she's right about the witch part.

Hey witch here is proof you did indeed filter that picture. Stop bleeping lying about every damn thing and grow the hell up.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

More like BARF

 

[MonicaW42]

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

i threw "blab" into an online graffiti generator. it took two minutes and looks a million times better.

 

[MonicaW42]

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Seriously this is waaaaaaaay better. They should be ashamed of that crap they list.

 

[tgerlily]

She’s never had beef wellington? Um didn’t they have it a few times at DCA during a festival of holidays food fest?

And he’s never had scallops?!?

 

[UncleLester]

Did Fresh Baked’s Wife and Ordinary Adventure’s Wife do a glowing birthday post for KT?

I haven’t seen anything from Adam The Woo or Natalie YET. Unless, they both just sent a private text…

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Maybe she’s in a giving mood for her birthday because I just saw this on her IG story.

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I'm screaming... The "EXCLUSIVE" BLAB merchandise is just something anyone can make by writing "Besties" with a sharpie. Why did I expect anything more?

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

W in TF would want to wear that tit shirt?

 

[UncleLester]

W in TF would want to wear that tit shirt?

I am sure she bought one:

 

[NotGrift-licia]

All of the reposed pics, she’s wearing actual outfits. So those pics are OLD OLD.

 

[missychrissy21]

wtf is this response. They called her a liar. What does that have to do with wasting time?

 

[AnaheimGangLeader]

This one is for @MonicaW42 to photoshop in whatever fits your mood.

I will give some positive feedback, at least she has make up on, brushed her hair, and wore something colorful to the HK dinner. That I'll give her. I don't want to be a complete asshole like KT

 

[Jackprot!]

 

[Ellen Griswold]

I know I recently requested that she take a little time to put some makeup on before going out to film, but I didn’t think she’d take it to this extreme. Yikes! Find a natural balance, KT, please.

Also, how sad is it that even their fans take note when they wear something other than their worn out tan and black T-shirts. Looks like this one is trying to use positive reinforcement so they won’t always look like slobs who just rolled out of bed.

Finally, I didn’t think her laugh could annoy me anymore than it did, but oh my, I was wrong. There were several odd guttural moments in this video that made me cringe! ((Shudder))

 

[Kat5280]

Now I want to hear about all the mistakes Adam stopped!

Obviously not his biggest mistake, because she's still around.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Old Sp-anksy at it again. He's a real tagger you guys, but - as he's noted - none of us will really understand that world, unless you know it... like he... knows it.

Spanksy you say?

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

Thank you for all that you do? Um... she don’t do tit.