BeckiJones4 #129 She has the IQ of a chicken paste sandwich

[JW80]

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I shoved into my gob,
Twelve chicken drumsticks,
Eleven packed suitcases,
Ten cheps and chicken,
Nine breakfast muffins,
Eight chocolate milkshakes,
Seven battered sausage,
Six corned beef pasties,
Five beef koftas,
Four hot chocolates,
Three french fries,
Two doner kebabs,
And a big wank over Cory

I love you!!!

 

[Wophie]

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They look like dentures

 

[aldiwaitrose]

The slippers…

 

[K4040]

The slippers…

What in the sideshow bob are those

 

[tellmewhy]

The slippers…

No they’re so thin plantar fasciitis here she comesssss

 

[rosslee1987]

The slippers…

They look cheap, tacky and out of shape…..much like beluga herself!

 

[Wildrosesez]

“ON route”

dumbass

 

[Houseofbane29]

I commented on her hair advice video with try washing it more than once a month and stop putting products in it. Just waiting to be blocked now.

It is that simple though. She's acting like her greasy hair is some big mystery but all she needs to do is wash it, the big minger

She sprays her perfume all over it too so won't help

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

She’s on route like salmon on crôute! (Ask “foodie” Becki what that is)

And why the duck is she wearing slippers OUT to travel halfway across the country

 

[Sorrybutno]

No they’re so thin plantar fasciitis here she comesssss

Ive never in my life seen the word ‘thin’ on this thread.

 

[takingthemickmick]

How is she not embarrassed to go out in public wearing those ugly saggy slippers? They probably stink too

 

[Chloe123456]

U know you’ve stopped caring about yourself when u shuffle about in public in slippers.
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I hope one of the Welsh lot bring up the slippers.. if it’s rains she’s fcked. Where are her crocs or trainers ??

 

[mmmmomo]

Hateeee how she calls a baguette “french bread” yeah she’s not technically wrong it is french bread who calls it that??? its a baguette

 

[tellmewhy]

Hateeee how she calls a baguette “french bread” yeah she’s not technically wrong it is french bread who calls it that??? its a baguette

I say French stick maybe regional

 

[yellowmellow]

I say French stick maybe regional

What do they call it in Greggs

 

[bububean]

I say French stick maybe regional

my mum also says french stick , i was shooketh when i first heard it

 

[takingthemickmick]

I also say french stick but I've never seen a corned beef pasty

 

[Jumpindesia]

The slippers…

The cankles guys...its giving 600lb life

 

[jiggy_girl]

Fucks me off when she says ‘remember guys, you only see a snippet of my life on here. You don’t see what happens the rest of the time’

no becki……you show us what you eat in a day, every day of the week. So whatever happens outside of those videos is just more food.

Not me coming across old videos and getting annoyed
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I know - I saw Kyra won. I guess TikTok would rather be associated with someone using the platform while travelling the world and sharing their travel, than a fatso from Ellesmere Port shovelling food in her mouth and films her 1 shower each month.

If a snippet of her life is 6000+ calories a day, imagine what we don't see!

 

[4yogits]

The slippers…

Somehow extremely long and thin but no filters
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I say French stick maybe regional

I call it Long Bread as i dont like to assume its French and i have to be inclusive