BeckiJones4 #129 She has the IQ of a chicken paste sandwich

[NellieBoo]

That advent calendar is defo an undisclosed freebie. Loads of TikTok no bodies have got them

Yeah. I've never seen her scoffing Tony's chocolate before on a WIEIAD. Unless she's lying, of course .

 

[Havingalookgirls]

October - 31 days - 36 takeaways
November - 30 days - 34 takeaways
1st December starting strong with 2 kebabs, chips and a garlic wheel. Let's go December!

She's had more take aways here than I've had all year! Absolute bleeping ridiculous fat bleep.

 

[arcanine]

I never watch this oaf on TikTok. But seeing as she claims to support Liverpool, does she ever comment on good games? For example, would she normally gloat when they’ve just beaten Man City? I think I know the answer though...not a real fan

Nope, she only mentions Liverpool when there’s a big game on. I think Ian is a red and she supports them by default. Us true reds do NOT claim her x

 

[Emmapism]

A chocolate loner INDEED.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

She’s never, ever going to change, is she? What will her rock-bottom wake up call be?

Death.

I’m not even being a smart-arse. She has no desire to change so she’ll keep eating herself to death. Her health is very obviously deteriorating at a rapid rate- in her Gruffalo walk video, she was breathless the whole time and beetroot red.

I’ll wager that she has either a stroke or heart attack within the next two years.

 

[megx]

December (birfday month) takeaway tracker

01.12 - Large (a guess) chicken kebab, large (another guess) doner kebab meat with chips and cheesy garlic bread = £24.97

Total so far = £24.97 (no fees)

 

[x.x.x]

I got a portion of donna meat & youm get chep undernef it... yeah so you ordered donna and chep then? Slack cow a year on and she still hasnt learnt that ordering two kebabms is the same as a combination kebab

 

[yellowmellow]

Nope, she only mentions Liverpool when there’s a big game on. I think Ian is a red and she supports them by default. Us true reds do NOT claim her x

Excuse youm but when she was in Liverpool the other week, she got the whole pub to cheer when Liverpool scored?? That doesn’t just happen on its own youm knowm.

 

[x.x.x]

Not had a takeaway this week

 

[emeraldswifi]

Also, chicken tikka from Subway is bleeping grim.

I got a portion of donna meat & youm get chep undernef it... yeah so you ordered donna and chep then? Slack cow a year on and she still hasnt learnt that ordering two kebabms is the same as a combination kebab

She said she thought this was better than ordering a combination. I.e. she finks she's well helfum and wanted to eat enough for 3 people.

 

[Blueblue123]

I'm newish to Becki, why does she get two kebabs and not just one mixed meat doner?

 

[Lonewolf]

I bet she'd be an insufferable bleep aswell if she was hospitalised, you could imagine, her sat in the bed like a big fat Henry the eyyffff having crackbun running up & down the gaff with snacks and fizzy drinks, proper milking it!!!

 

[LibertyLourise]

I'm newish to Becki, why does she get two kebabs and not just one mixed meat doner?

Because she's fat

 

[Helmac79]

New to Becki and i cant stop watching her- she fascinates the life out of me! Id love for someone to take a look at her and find out why she is the way she is- that white plate with the lip all around is like a serving tray! So much unnecessary food

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

I'm newish to Becki, why does she get two kebabs and not just one mixed meat doner?

Because she’s a greedy witch

 

[Kissinger]

That’s no friend. A friend wouldnt allow you to eat yourself into an early grave.
Becki clearly sees no issue with what she’s doing because she surrounds herself with enablers. Not one person in her life cares enough about her to say “don’t you think enough is enough?”
It’s quite sad really, that she actually has no one.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

NOOTMARE ON ELM STREET ( double feature with Noot of the living dead )

 

[yellowmellow]

“My friend who I used to work with got me that. She lives in Australia now”

Did anyone else think this was just completely random/complete bullshit

 

[NellieBoo]

I bet she'd be an insufferable bleep aswell if she was hospitalised, you could imagine, her sat in the bed like a big fat Henry the eyyffff having crackbun running up & down the gaff with snacks and fizzy drinks, proper milking it!!!

Yes! Like whatshisface who fell off the golf cart on Dr Now .

 

[tattlysquid]

bleeping pack it in. The noots make me want to commit war crimes