BeckiJones4 #129 She has the IQ of a chicken paste sandwich

[hunhunhun1]

A DOUBLE KEBAB! she’s back on the takeaways with an almighty bang. Would it hurt her to have some bleeping salid with her pitta and meat?

 

[WellJenelle]

The way I ran here kuhbab

 

[Kissinger]

I bet her toilet bleeping reeks after she’s been, with all the kebabs she eats.
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A DOUBLE KEBAB! she’s back on the takeaways with an almighty bang. Would it hurt her to have some bleeping salid with her pitta and meat?

She had unnyunsss. Makes it healthy

 

[Venom]

She's back on the takeaways after seeing cory having a hangover day, so fickle bison.

 

[Kaybethkay]

Where does she get the confidence from?

 

[rosslee1987]

A DOUBLE KEBAB! she’s back on the takeaways with an almighty bang. Would it hurt her to have some bleeping salid with her pitta and meat?

Too fragrant for our double kuhhhhhbab wiv oooooooonyooooooons kweeeeeen!
Hope this helps x

 

[emeraldswifi]

Two kebabs? One isn't enough? No less, the sides too. Her idea of health is so humbling. She might as well sign a DNR now.

 

[yellowmellow]

The only person Becki is sharing that takeaway with is… Becki.

 

[Havingalookgirls]

I honestly don't see how she can eat all of that, she truly is absolutely disgusting.

 

[dietcokelover11]

Other than her being a PDF file (which although funny to joke about, I don't think she is actually attracted to kids, she only burger and chep) why would a 32 year old childless woman choose to go on the Gruffalo trail rather than an actual walk? I'm thinking of childless women I know, even those who want kids and i couldn't picture any of them choosing that.

Also @sertralinequeen I was ordering my repeat prescription of Sertraline last week and my phone suggested 'Queen' after I typed the word Sertraline youve entered the public consciousness hahaha

I've not got children and I'll definitely do a longer walk about 3 miles at least.

 

[Wophie]

I thought as much too

 

[twinkleunicorn]

tit man, I’ve been down an Aimee and vav rabbit hole and forgot about bec til I saw her dish up 2 kebabs on tiktok. Legged it here and realised I’ve missed 2 whole freds

 

[user726]

A DOUBLE KEBAB! she’s back on the takeaways with an almighty bang. Would it hurt her to have some bleeping salid with her pitta and meat?

She got onions. Stop being a troll, she’s doing small changes xx

 

[Potato_waffle]

October - 31 days - 36 takeaways
November - 30 days - 34 takeaways
1st December starting strong with 2 kebabs, chips and a garlic wheel. Let's go December!

 

[Retro80s]

I thought as much too


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Haha, spot on

 

[Tastygirl]

Having a kebab because she hasn't had takeaway ALL WEEK. But she had subway for lunch one day and went out twice for dinner in the last week. She has more cronuts inside her than brain cells and she has milkybar dessert pots running through her veins. Small changes.

 

[Sjo1804]

Why does she go mmmm and nod the moment she puts it in her gob? Surely at that point your taste buds haven’t even had chance to take in the flavour. She makes me sick

 

[hakunamatata11111]

NOOT ALERT

 

[getbackinyourlane]

She’s never, ever going to change, is she? What will her rock-bottom wake up call be?

 

[Moodles]

In 2 months she's had more takeaways than the combined total of waddles around the local forest and so called workouts in her living room over the past year. How the hell can she not see that this is not ok. She's a complete lost cause and is gonna be a stone heavier by the end of the year. She must feel like crap all the time yet won't even attempt to do anything about it. Always an excuse.