BeckiJones4 #126 "Life is a Like Tuna Potatum Cleanse" — Forrest Plump

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Diddikins said:
New Thread - Title courtesy of @4yogits

Recap:
Still fat
Still a bleep
Met up with the Welsh cunts again and ate her body weight in
Said she was going to calorie count but firstly made a load of excuses and said she would still have treats and then gave up after a day after people were holding her to account and telling her she was doing it wrong because she wasn’t measuring everything.
Doesn’t have a CPAP
Doesn’t have a learning disability

have I missed anything?
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Hates shopping
 
Diddikins said:
New Thread - Title courtesy of @4yogits

Recap:
Still fat
Still a bleep
Met up with the Welsh cunts again and ate her body weight in
Said she was going to calorie count but firstly made a load of excuses and said she would still have treats and then gave up after a day after people were holding her to account and telling her she was doing it wrong because she wasn’t measuring everything.
Doesn’t have a CPAP
Doesn’t have a learning disability

have I missed anything?
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Resembles an obese TeenWolf by the amount of hair she’s growing!
 
Just a thought, is she throwing all of these so called personality traits out there to see which ones stick or get her the most attention. I mean what have we had:

* Doesn’t like cheese (then changed it to doesn’t like stringy melted cheese) despite 75% of her meals having some element of cheese included
* Doesn’t like tuna or fish (fear foods)
* Harry Potter
* Doesn’t like shopping
* Being a “dance aunty” - although the Nellie thing put paid to that which is good because every time she said it I wanted to punch her in the throat
* Doesn’t like poppadoms
* Doesn’t like roasts
 
November takeaway tracker

01.11 - A hotdog and a drink from Costco = £1.50 (how is it that cheap??)
02.11 - Chicken kebab, chips and a can deal from Cheshire kebab house = £11.99
05.11 - Butterfly chicken Fanta burger, chips, garlic bread, peri mac & cheese and halloumi sticks and a refillable coke at Nando’s = £31
06.11 - Kebab, chips and garlic bread = £16.98 but she probably paid for all of their food
07.11 - Sainsbury's meal deal = £3.75
07.11 - Sausage roll from Greggs = £1.25
07.11 - Fish and chips with a coke at a pub = £16.50 + whatever the coke cost
08.11 - Foot long chicken tikka subway, crisps, a cookie and a coke from Subway = £14.39 + £4 delivery she mentioned
08.11 - Ranch bbq pizza, chicken strips, wedges and a coke zero from Domino's = £24.96 with a deal
09.11 - Fudge brownie hot chocolate from Starbucks = £4.70
09.11 - Egg, hash brown and cheese roll at Lea's race = £5
09.11 - Loaded fries & garlic bread parcels at Roxy Ballroom = 3 for £15
09.11 - Double smashed cheese burger, chicken tenders, fries, gravy and a drink from somewhere in Liverpool = Not sure of the place or price
10.11 - Lamb kofta kebab with loaded halloumi fries and a drink from Baltic Market = £22 not including the drink
10.11 - Salted caramel Galaxy bubble waffle from Baltic Market = £7.50
10.11 - Milky stars, coke zero and a tango ice blast at the cinema = ??
10.11 - Double cheeseburger from McDonald's = £2.29
11.11 - Tuna mayo jacket potato and a drink at Costco = £4.18
11.11 - Grinch hot chocolate in Primark = £4.25
11.11 - Fanta butterfly chicken, mash, garlic bread, grilled halloumi and a coke at Nando's = £21.10
14.11 - Chilli con carne loaded fries and a bubble tea at Cheshire Christmas village = ??
15.11 - Mango bubble tea = £4.70
15.11 - Chinese chicken curry, egg fried rice, chicken balls with dips and a drink at Chopstix = £9.77

Total so far = £215.77 (no fees)
 
megx said:
November takeaway tracker

01.11 - A hotdog and a drink from Costco = £1.50 (how is it that cheap??)
02.11 - Chicken kebab, chips and a can deal from Cheshire kebab house = £11.99
05.11 - Butterfly chicken Fanta burger, chips, garlic bread, peri mac & cheese and halloumi sticks and a refillable coke at Nando’s = £31
06.11 - Kebab, chips and garlic bread = £16.98 but she probably paid for all of their food
07.11 - Sainsbury's meal deal = £3.75
07.11 - Sausage roll from Greggs = £1.25
07.11 - Fish and chips with a coke at a pub = £16.50 + whatever the coke cost
08.11 - Foot long chicken tikka subway, crisps, a cookie and a coke from Subway = £14.39 + £4 delivery she mentioned
08.11 - Ranch bbq pizza, chicken strips, wedges and a coke zero from Domino's = £24.96 with a deal
09.11 - Fudge brownie hot chocolate from Starbucks = £4.70
09.11 - Egg, hash brown and cheese roll at Lea's race = £5
09.11 - Loaded fries & garlic bread parcels at Roxy Ballroom = 3 for £15
09.11 - Double smashed cheese burger, chicken tenders, fries, gravy and a drink from somewhere in Liverpool = Not sure of the place or price
10.11 - Lamb kofta kebab with loaded halloumi fries and a drink from Baltic Market = £22 not including the drink
10.11 - Salted caramel Galaxy bubble waffle from Baltic Market = £7.50
10.11 - Milky stars, coke zero and a tango ice blast at the cinema = ??
10.11 - Double cheeseburger from McDonald's = £2.29
11.11 - Tuna mayo jacket potato and a drink at Costco = £4.18
11.11 - Grinch hot chocolate in Primark = £4.25
11.11 - Fanta butterfly chicken, mash, garlic bread, grilled halloumi and a coke at Nando's = £21.10
14.11 - Chilli con carne loaded fries and a bubble tea at Cheshire Christmas village = ??
15.11 - Mango bubble tea = £4.70
15.11 - Chinese chicken curry, egg fried rice, chicken balls with dips and a drink at Chopstix = £9.77

Total so far = £215.77 (no fees)
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23 takeaways in 15 days is wild!
 
megx said:
November takeaway tracker

01.11 - A hotdog and a drink from Costco = £1.50 (how is it that cheap??)
02.11 - Chicken kebab, chips and a can deal from Cheshire kebab house = £11.99
05.11 - Butterfly chicken Fanta burger, chips, garlic bread, peri mac & cheese and halloumi sticks and a refillable coke at Nando’s = £31
06.11 - Kebab, chips and garlic bread = £16.98 but she probably paid for all of their food
07.11 - Sainsbury's meal deal = £3.75
07.11 - Sausage roll from Greggs = £1.25
07.11 - Fish and chips with a coke at a pub = £16.50 + whatever the coke cost
08.11 - Foot long chicken tikka subway, crisps, a cookie and a coke from Subway = £14.39 + £4 delivery she mentioned
08.11 - Ranch bbq pizza, chicken strips, wedges and a coke zero from Domino's = £24.96 with a deal
09.11 - Fudge brownie hot chocolate from Starbucks = £4.70
09.11 - Egg, hash brown and cheese roll at Lea's race = £5
09.11 - Loaded fries & garlic bread parcels at Roxy Ballroom = 3 for £15
09.11 - Double smashed cheese burger, chicken tenders, fries, gravy and a drink from somewhere in Liverpool = Not sure of the place or price
10.11 - Lamb kofta kebab with loaded halloumi fries and a drink from Baltic Market = £22 not including the drink
10.11 - Salted caramel Galaxy bubble waffle from Baltic Market = £7.50
10.11 - Milky stars, coke zero and a tango ice blast at the cinema = ??
10.11 - Double cheeseburger from McDonald's = £2.29
11.11 - Tuna mayo jacket potato and a drink at Costco = £4.18
11.11 - Grinch hot chocolate in Primark = £4.25
11.11 - Fanta butterfly chicken, mash, garlic bread, grilled halloumi and a coke at Nando's = £21.10
14.11 - Chilli con carne loaded fries and a bubble tea at Cheshire Christmas village = ??
15.11 - Mango bubble tea = £4.70
15.11 - Chinese chicken curry, egg fried rice, chicken balls with dips and a drink at Chopstix = £9.77

Total so far = £215.77 (no fees)
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Will we beat October
 
Diddikins said:
Just a thought, is she throwing all of these so called personality traits out there to see which ones stick or get her the most attention. I mean what have we had:

* Doesn’t like cheese (then changed it to doesn’t like stringy melted cheese) despite 75% of her meals having some element of cheese included
* Doesn’t like tuna or fish (fear foods)
* Harry Potter
* Doesn’t like shopping
* Being a “dance aunty” - although the Nellie thing put paid to that which is good because every time she said it I wanted to punch her in the throat
* Doesn’t like poppadoms
* Doesn’t like roasts
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Is not liking poppadoms a personality trait? 🤔
 
Diddikins said:
Just a thought, is she throwing all of these so called personality traits out there to see which ones stick or get her the most attention. I mean what have we had:

* Doesn’t like cheese (then changed it to doesn’t like stringy melted cheese) despite 75% of her meals having some element of cheese included
* Doesn’t like tuna or fish (fear foods)
* Harry Potter
* Doesn’t like shopping
* Being a “dance aunty” - although the Nellie thing put paid to that which is good because every time she said it I wanted to punch her in the throat
* Doesn’t like poppadoms
* Doesn’t like roasts
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Doesn’t like showers
 
This Katy Robertson one who claims she slept with Tommy Fury looks exactly how I imagine our Becks would after a gastric sleeve
 

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