Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!
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Pennypennypenny
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It’s like they are playing at grown ups , I can’t explain it.
His always looks like it needs a bloody good washThe veil is the only thing I like.
What’s with the wide unflattering straps on her dress, gives me sundress vibes and does not look elegant at all.
Just realised that they both have terrible hair, wtf! His needs a quick freshen up and tidy, and hers is just a bit trailer trash, like she forgot to get it done? Is it in a ponytail?
Stillwater
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Oh my dayz that dress is so underwhelming.
Silverback
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All that pomp for a 23 year old to marry some bird he has only known for 5 mins. The marriage won’t last. Neither of them look happy.
What a waste of money.
And I agree, it is like theyre playing at being grown ups.
What a waste of money.
And I agree, it is like theyre playing at being grown ups.
bubbadabut
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The train looks like a big bit of rolled-out pastry. Makes me want to get my cookie cutters out. The gloves are tacky and baggy.
witchofwestbyfleet
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I do kind of get the feeling David and Victoria wanted him to have a big wedding and be married young as a supposed sign of success and / or commitment to family. If Brooklyn had wanted to wait till he was a little older and spend more time with Nicola before thinking about marriage, would Romeo be preparing for a wedding now? I think he might
1001 others
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I know @fusspot has provided a great explanation, but look at this photo:
I wonder how many times she's had to support him after a few too many pints? He looks seriously pissed off. Surely there was a back door they could have left via?
A closer look at the wet patch:
An article about the incident (and some really good photos of Brooklyn - he looked far better than he does nowadays):
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...s-joins-David-Mayfair-boutique-LFW-party.html
Eureka
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I'd say leaving by the front door in full view of the paps was a very deliberate act on David's part to humiliate her.
Mariamariamariarose
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He’s not exactly holding her up is he? She’s clinging onto him for dear life as he’s marches off!
Fear of history repeating!
Georgia1970
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Very similar to how Vic always draped herself over the boys, there's an age where that should start becoming less obvious, especially in pubic photos.
Georgia1970
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The dress is a bit, erm, inappropriate for a young girl (or is that just me?)
Why have all the boys got 'serious' girlfriends at such a young age?
Especially a 23 year old with the world at his feet? No bills to worry about, no financial restrictions, doors opened for him yet he wants to settle down with a girl 3 years older than him and just pose in bathroom mirrors together. None of the kids seem to have any real friends, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of BB out with just lads his own age. His tatts are carbon copies of his dads (or her dead family members names). It's been obvious for years he's desperate to be his dad sadly every one of them inherited the piggy-faced VB looks of the 90s so no amount of moody half stare (makes him look drunk/thick) and bandy legs with make that happen.
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Or leaving by the front door was a deliberate act because it was nothing more than a drink spillage
witchofwestbyfleet
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It's a bit much IMO, she is still a child as the school photos clearly show. There'll be plenty of time for her to experiment with a more mature look when she is a teenager ...
Cruz broke up with his girlfriend: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/victoria-beckham-putting-family-first-26479923 His now-ex is 15 years old and he is 17 but this article makes it sound like they were adults who made the difficult decision to break up after years together and a mortgage. Maybe that's just down to the tabloid tone but still, it does seem like at very young ages they are all in these serious relationships and on the path to marriage at an age where other lads their age are just out enjoying life. (I have nothing against young marriage, but it's one thing if you happen to find the right person at a young age or have religious/cultural reasons. It's another when they are all "settling down" basically because they're in the public eye)
turtleneck10
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Leave it to Brooklyn to marry into a family that much richer than his that they even refuse to take his last name alone .
Also, I saw a comment that somebody said the Beckhams are working class? OKay, I can believe a few things but not that! They have have always had way way more $$ than the working class. I'm not saying they're billionaires but you can't compare them to people who go to work 40 hours a week and live paycheck to paycheck, living in a modest home, etc.
. Also, I saw a comment that somebody said the Beckhams are working class? OKay, I can believe a few things but not that! They have have always had way way more $$ than the working class. I'm not saying they're billionaires but you can't compare them to people who go to work 40 hours a week and live paycheck to paycheck, living in a modest home, etc.
Georgia1970
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Nice natural boobs going on there... dress is gorgeous though.
GoldSilver
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They’ve had a massive wedding, are supposedly in love, never have to worry about money and have the world at their feet. Yet they look miserable?!
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