Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!

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Lady_H said:
David Beckham is emotional as he sends Harper, 10, off for her first day back at school | Daily Mail Online

I clicked on this. It made me feel ill. Why does he have to drape himself over her like that? Just leave the poor girl to cut up her pear for God's sake. That is a weird look he gives the camera at the end.
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Never mind that - why is he so red? He looks like a Brit abroad on Benidorm beach - 358 days of rain, followed by a massive blast of UV.
 
Now that she’s a beckham (sorry peltz-beckham 🙄) I think this is the right place to say I find her absolutely insufferable

Also I don’t get how they’ve had a Jewish wedding when Brooklyn was baptised? I’m not sure a lot of the more religious Jewish people would consider him or Nicola Jewish because judaism is matrilineal. Reform movements would consider them Jewish if they had a Jewish mother or father and had been raised Jewish. Nicola has a Jewish father and was raised Jewish but despite David’s Jewish origins, Brooklyn wasn’t raised Jewish.
 
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HairyWeeTerrier said:
I have just read that David asked for donations to be sent to the Ukraine. Perhaps instead of doing that, he could have bought the newly weds a smaller cheaper car and sent the excess to the Ukraine.
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Did David and Victoria really buy the newlyweds that sweet little sports car, or was it purely a plug for his investment in the company?

Earlier articles stated it was a present, but later articles said it was a promo thing ...

Brooklyn and Nicola recently sold their US$10.5m "starter house" (in Hollywood) - I wonder where they'll buy next?

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I've seen a lot of comments saying how mean Nicola looks. Obviously I don't know her, but the rumours were strong about her mistreatment of the domestic staff when she was young. I think Brooklyn's in for a hell of a ride!

avb00 said:
I personally don’t see the attraction in Brooklyn whatsoever. Not because he changes his preferences to career/has no stability, but just his personality is shady, possessive, needy, etc.

He’s obviously very afraid of being alone, very in the mindset that he needs a relationship/someone at every point in life since he was a teenager to be complete, as he’s had many serious, not-so serious, once-offs up until him and Nicole got together in 2019.
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I think David and Victoria were really hoping he'd marry Chloe Grace Moretz (rumours were that it was a showmance anyway though).

Mooms said:
How did Romeo’s model girlfriend get away with wearing tatty old Birkenstock clogs ??? That has got to be a joke 😭 she comes from money too, went to private school in bath
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She gives me weird vibes. Looks too much like a female version of Romeo for a start! She was among the first to break the 'no social media' rule Brooklyn and Nicola imposed, and just seems smarmy. Sorry, not sorry.

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That's a stunning cut! Love it. Far nicer than Beckham's mother's pant suit.
 
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I think the difficulty in the fashions we saw there were because it was an evening wedding in a hot country . DB Stepmum, for example, would have looked fine if the wedding was on a beach in Barbados.
Also then men were obviously Black Tie but the women just didn’t get the memo.

Would like to see what the siblings of VB and DB wore . Feel sorry for DBs Mum, she missed the mark entirely.

Also for a showbiz wedding , billed as Wedding of the year/decade whatever, it was seriously lacking in celebs .
I get that they couldn’t really win, if it were packed with their parents mates they would have been accused of selling out but really between The Beckhams and The Peltz all they could must up is two Spice girls, The Williams sisters and Eva Longoria ?!?!
Just shows social media is all smoke and mirrors.
 
NH14 said:
I think the difficulty in the fashions we saw there were because it was an evening wedding in a hot country . DB Stepmum, for example, would have looked fine if the wedding was on a beach in Barbados.
Also then men were obviously Black Tie but the women just didn’t get the memo.

Would like to see what the siblings of VB and DB wore . Feel sorry for DBs Mum, she missed the mark entirely.

Also for a showbiz wedding , billed as Wedding of the year/decade whatever, it was seriously lacking in celebs .
I get that they couldn’t really win, if it were packed with their parents mates they would have been accused of selling out but really between The Beckhams and The Peltz all they could must up is two Spice girls, The Williams sisters and Eva Longoria ?!?!
Just shows social media is all smoke and mirrors.
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Imagine looking at the wedding photos in a few years and not knowing or recognising a good three quarters of your closest friends?
 
NH14 said:
I think the difficulty in the fashions we saw there were because it was an evening wedding in a hot country . DB Stepmum, for example, would have looked fine if the wedding was on a beach in Barbados.
Also then men were obviously Black Tie but the women just didn’t get the memo.

Would like to see what the siblings of VB and DB wore . Feel sorry for DBs Mum, she missed the mark entirely.

Also for a showbiz wedding , billed as Wedding of the year/decade whatever, it was seriously lacking in celebs .
I get that they couldn’t really win, if it were packed with their parents mates they would have been accused of selling out but really between The Beckhams and The Peltz all they could must up is two Spice girls, The Williams sisters and Eva Longoria ?!?!
Just shows social media is all smoke and mirrors.
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And Kim K's mate Jonathon. You know the guy that's only notable for being mates with her. Yeah, he was there too.
I hope the rest of the guest list was made up of the couple's actual friends but it doesn't really look like it.
Also David B's stepmum's dress wasn't really appropriate for any wedding when worn with visible Spanx. Maybe for a beach wedding if she could cover her undies fully 🤭
 
NH14 said:
Oops how could I forget Jonathan Cheban

You’d have thought there’d have been some e footballers or something 🤷‍♀️
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Don't forget Gordon Ramsey and his family - they were all well dressed.
I thought that Phil Neville would be there as he manages Inter Miami and is well know to all the Beckham kids plus a few of the footballers Brooklyn grew up with. Roco Richie is another I didn't see in the photos and he was one of the only friends Brooklyn was ever photographed with in London.
 
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