Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

[Sage245]

Different phases are harder for different people. I thought the newborn phase was so tough. The point is Ashley has completely absolved herself of all responsibility and is desperate to get rid of Alf at every chance. What’s most baffling is she’s going to have another baby in 7 months or so time. Clearly she’s just got $ in her eyes, otherwise there’s no way she’d do this.

 

[kiraaarrrr]

She used to just annoy me but now I’m utterly disgusted with her.
mum another person that was blocked for pointing out the dangers of cot bumpers, I knew she’d be stand off ish so I said some tit about me using them too until I saw the small print saying for decoration only and not for use with the baby ( although I’ve NEVER used cot bumpers because I’m not a bleeping idiot).
mid it wasn’t for Alfs grandparents I’d be really worried for him.

 

[ToolaRoola]

I think we should have a sweepstake for when Thumbalina is due, winner gets a virtual plum pie

- I'm going for mid March 2023

 

[shovemytitsinyourface]

im going with early april 2023.
alf will shipped off to boarding school as soon as possible

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Yep mid March 2023! She will schedule a c section on the back of her being traumatised.

 

[littlepup]

Late March. Perfectly timed, elective c-section as close as possible to Mother's day for maximum engagement. Perhaps not on Mother's day because that would be too triggering to others and our Ash is 'kind'.

 

[Ss-ldn]

Had to get the hairdresser back to take her plaits out for her

 

[Ebazza]

Thumbalina

 

[willowtree2]

Says the woman whose garden and home refurb is funded by Instagram engagement and affiliate links Not here to debate about Meghan but she’s really played the head card around Diana’s anniversary. Thought Trash would’ve thought about that after her crying selfies the other night. Get off your high horse Ashley; owner of £1m home and self watering flowers.

 

[LoTiLu]

Dyson air wrap can’t do basic curls hey Ashley? Or have they stopped paying you so you don’t mention it anymore?! Also, perfectly timed mid blink screenshot

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

You can tell she’s had her hair done again, the ridiculous blinking is back (though she’s obviously desperately trying not to!)

 

[StaClarita]

So it’s 6pm and after a long day of work Ashley has finally found five minutes to play with Alf. Poor little boy doesn’t even engage with her as she’s talking to him, not surprising really as she’s looking at the camera the whole time, not once does she look directly at him…

 

[ToolaRoola]

Showing herself off, whilst trying to hide her tummy, in the pretence of showing off Alf who doesn't give a tit.

This Michael hairdresser must be laughing, counting the £££s everytime her name pops up on his phone.

Don't worry Ash, your property portfolio is only £8.6m behind the Royals. Do a few more ads, you'll soon close the gap.

Same old boring tit, she's honestly so dull.

 

[mailegmouse]

Dyson air wrap can’t do basic curls hey Ashley? Or have they stopped paying you so you don’t mention it anymore?! Also, perfectly timed mid blink screenshot

I can’t believe she needs a professional to do 2 little plaits in her hair and to curl it a bit with an iron.
Tell us again how you’re a spokesperson for the working classes Ash.

 

[ToolaRoola]

His fee's and considering the amount of time she uses him, he doesn't even name her on his website

 

[Lala1231]

Same old boring tit,

I read that to the tune of A1 'same old brand new you'

 

[Jaybtee]

God she’s so non maternal it’s crazy? Is she not embarasssed posting those stories of her and Alf

 

[Houseoflearneddoctors]

She’s blatantly either been told to, or decided to, be nicer about Alf… she must have got a lotttt of back lash recently

 

[ketchupmayo17]

Long day and now playing with Alf. At 6pm. Where’s dinner time? Wind down time? Bath time? Surely normal things to be doing at 6pm rather than playing!!

 

[Nutmeg]

God she’s so non maternal it’s crazy? Is she not embarasssed posting those stories of her and Alf

literally just thought the exact same. It was painful to watch her with him so stiff and forced.