Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

[ToolaRoola]

Emergency meeting with the agent to discuss what's the plan to cope with this...

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I don’t mind hinch so I think Ashley is worse. At least hinch has to go finger some cleaning products in Tesco when her kids at nursery unlike Ashley who just takes pics of herself in her underwear.
and they have a garden and playhouse and play room; unlike alfs concrete self watering garden and one book
(Also my kids were in a parent facing pushchair far longer than Ronnie was )
Hinches attempts at kids meals actually looks like more food than Ashley’s pre cut watermelon and pre grated cheese. And Ashley has never spent a whole day with Alf, there’s always a grandparent/sister/mum friend

 

[DoctorFlocci]

Hi Ashley ! Hope you’re learning something here?

Not that long ago (#8), I surmised she’d made a “rod for her own back” - here she is, in today’s heavily moderated Q&A, denying it…

Also: clothes that fit???

 

[ToolaRoola]

Bullshit Ash - you were filming morning, noon and night!

 

[NutellaFix]

Touchy touchy. Also, calling someone else passive aggressive with these responses? Pot, meet kettle.

 

[Toffeebythesea]

Touchy touchy. Also, calling someone else passive aggressive with these responses? Pot, meet kettle.

Alf is out for me. I'm shaking in my boots.

 

[NutellaFix]

Alf is out for me. I'm shaking in my boots.

He’ll pelt you with Parmesan and watermelon!

 

[ToolaRoola]

"He'll be delighted to have photos to look back on"

My first family holiday abroad, my parents didn't own a camera. But I remember having fun with my brother, I remember getting stuck in a lift, I remember staying up late dancing to cheesy entertainment. I remember spending time together without it being captured.

She is beyond ridiculous. I'm sure Alf would just love to spend time with his parents who gave him their undivided attention and not have to be performing for the 'gram every minute of the day.

Is he going to sit and watch a slide show like an episode of "This is your life" when he's 10 of his trip to Cyprus, France, Maldives etc.

I'm pretty sure Alf won't care less.

 

[mamatowildboys]

100% you don’t need to film all the time and you can take the pics without sharing them. It’s the constant sharing that’s weird right? My dad died last year and I would give anything to have more photos of us. I can’t remember the first holiday we had and I don’t think any pics have survived. He wasn’t one for being in pictures and it makes me sad now. So I do kinda agree with her that it’s good to have them as I suspect at some point sadly Alf will really want those pics. But yeah, they could just be stored in a drop box, not on daily updates on Instagram.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Plus, you surely want memories of real things? Not staged walks to a pool or to dinner? Genuine moments of fun or spontaneous pleasure are what I look back on my childhood photos and remember? Not my mum standing still waiting for my dad to say ‘go’ so she can start her fake walk wherever we’re going.

 

[Toffeebythesea]

100% you don’t need to film all the time and you can take the pics without sharing them. It’s the constant sharing that’s weird right? My dad died last year and I would give anything to have more photos of us. I can’t remember the first holiday we had and I don’t think any pics have survived. He wasn’t one for being in pictures and it makes me sad now. So I do kinda agree with her that it’s good to have them as I suspect at some point sadly Alf will really want those pics. But yeah, they could just be stored in a drop box, not on daily updates on Instagram.

Oh absolutely. I meant the videoing him just trying to enjoy himself or the videoing when he's returned from kids club because he was crying. She had her phone out videoing as she greeted him! And even in the sea she had it videoing. Like a take a minute, breathe it in, enjoy the moment. I take loads of pictures and videos of my children but I think all of us on here know when a special moment just needs to be a special moment. I literally cannot believe how much she was uploading whilst on holiday too. Literally like 20 stories a day. He spent so much time with that phone camera facing him.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I love photos and take loads. And in them we are laughing, smiling, sulking, pulling faces etc. not pouting and eye bleeping ourselves with the MySpace angle

 

[Wildflower18]

I remember she filmed him crying one evening when she was leaving to go to work. She's such a vile human.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Her passive aggressive responses always amplify when he’s getting stuck for something too I’ve noticed (cot bumpers, anyone?), so I’d say judging from the couple of messages she’s shared she’s probably had quite a lot of bad engagement from this latest shitshow holiday.

Shes*

Stick**

 

[Wildflower18]

Such a dull Q&A apart from her biting at some of the comments

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Q&A is also pretty standard tactic when they want to up their engagement, too? So I think that she’s definitely bidding (if that’s the right lingo?) for new work.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Adding: and now she’s quiet. Either sulking, or another deliberate ploy so her ‘fans’ ask if she’s ok. Again increasing engagement.

 

[Ss-ldn]

So, as expected she chose the holiday solely based on the kids club hoping she could ‘shove’ her kid in there for a break since she does so much parenting the rest of the time.

This is the link she shared when asked how they chose the hotel.

Lots of desperate tagging of the hotel going on, no sign of a partnership just yet

 

[rockhoppernroll]

So, as expected she chose the holiday solely based on the kids club hoping she could ‘shove’ her kid in there for a break since she does so much parenting the rest of the time.

This is the link she shared when asked how they chose the hotel.

Lots of desperate tagging of the hotel going on, no sign of a partnership just yet

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Wow! Attachment parenting at its peak there then Ash

 

[willowtree2]

Wow that Q&A is hilarious. Basically she’s recieved a load of tit about the holiday and she did the Q&A to get her engagement up/justify her tit parenting to get people to like her again She’s blatantly asked most of the questions herself

‘Alf will find you and he will ask you for proper food, a loving mother, a phone free day and a garden that isn’t a concrete jungle kill you with kindness’.

Atleast Alf will kill you with kindness unlike his stupid mother who will kill you by blinking and moaning about her tit life.