Ashley James #9 All About Ashley

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Oh god here she goes with her holiday packing guide.. 10 overpriced dresses for mum, 3/4 overpriced bikinis for mum, 1/2 books for mum to read round the pool depending on how much you get to shove your toddler in to kids club, a crappy kids game to play at any opportunity you’re not with your kid, phone charger to make sure your phone is on 100% charge at all times because god forbid you can’t go on your phone while on holiday and there you have it!… oh forgot about the child, silly me! 2 outfits that are 3 sizes too big so they can fit them for the next few years holidays, any shoes you can get your hands on regardless of whether they fit them or not and some revolutionary stacking cups, these will change your life and nobody’s ever seen them before until Ashley showed us them
Don't forget the pack of Uno 🙄....cos that's why you go on holiday innit?
 
His nappies must be horrid, no fibre at all. She could adapt it to a cheese sandwich! And maybe change the fruit up, add a yoghurt, give him some cereal or toast for breakfast but she just seems too lazy. My kids aren’t great eaters but they eat more than 2 foods
 
That nappy he’s wearing in the pool looks like a normal nappy that will literally soak all the water in and be so uncomfortable- not designed for water at all.

Bless Alf having a good time dancing- it’s the happiest I’ve seen him on the holiday- on the last day 😥
 

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Interesting that Trash & No Balls took Alf with them to the village square dinner last night… just two days ago she was saying they’d booked a babysitter for the last 2 nights as they wanted to try the adults’ only restaurant & attend the village square dinner “without him as we didn’t get to enjoy it last time”.

I wonder whether the outcry has made her rethink or whether poor Alf has been sad & crying quite a bit and perhaps that did the trick. Either way, lovely to see him enjoying himself (all be it briefly) and having a bit of a boogie. Fingers crossed he had a nutritious dinner. Ideally, I’d like to think he was allowed to feed himself but given the pristine-Prince-William-as-a-toddler outfit, that seems unlikely…
 
That nappy he’s wearing in the pool looks like a normal nappy that will literally soak all the water in and be so uncomfortable- not designed for water at all.

Bless Alf having a good time dancing- it’s the happiest I’ve seen him on the holiday- on the last day 😥
I thought that too about the nappy

Sadly Alf will grow up being another one of these influencer's children with a camera in his face ALL of the time. Its so sad. Just enjoy the moment.
 
Absolutely groundbreaking Ashley, a set of plastic stacking cups that literally every single toddler in the country has had for the past 30 years. Never would’ve thought of those, thanks for much for the recommendation and all your hard work searching the internet when you didn’t know what they’d be called (wtf) and finding that £3 sainsburys link.
(I’m holiday now with my 18 month old, have two sets at home- one for bath and one for dry, and a new set for holiday).
How can she have never heard of them before?
 
Who’s going to take one for the team & ask her:-

A) How much, including flights, transfers, meals, childcare - Kids’ Club & babysitting - plus supplements for adults only restaurants did your holiday cost?

B) Do you wish you’d left Alf with his grandparents in the UK?
 

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