Don't forget the pack of Uno ....cos that's why you go on holiday innit?Oh god here she goes with her holiday packing guide.. 10 overpriced dresses for mum, 3/4 overpriced bikinis for mum, 1/2 books for mum to read round the pool depending on how much you get to shove your toddler in to kids club, a crappy kids game to play at any opportunity you’re not with your kid, phone charger to make sure your phone is on 100% charge at all times because god forbid you can’t go on your phone while on holiday and there you have it!… oh forgot about the child, silly me! 2 outfits that are 3 sizes too big so they can fit them for the next few years holidays, any shoes you can get your hands on regardless of whether they fit them or not and some revolutionary stacking cups, these will change your life and nobody’s ever seen them before until Ashley showed us them
I bet solid chunks of watermelon come back outHis nappies must be horrid, no fibre at all. She could adapt it to a cheese sandwich! And maybe change the fruit up, add a yoghurt or something but she just seems too lazy
This cracked me upI threw my Uno in the bin last night. That game just reminds me of her and I never want to play it again
I thought that too about the nappyThat nappy he’s wearing in the pool looks like a normal nappy that will literally soak all the water in and be so uncomfortable- not designed for water at all.
Bless Alf having a good time dancing- it’s the happiest I’ve seen him on the holiday- on the last day
I remember ages ago she used to take Alf swimming (well. I recall the bikini shots) - surely she had Alf in swim nappies then? ImbecileOmg that nappy. If it is a normal one won’t they have to clean out the pool cos they just explode Clearly she hasn’t had one caught in her washing machine yet… that’s if she actually the laundry herself
Imagine the audacity if she goes back to her ‘motherhood’ podcast after this holiday lovely day x
How can she have never heard of them before?