Ashley James #6 Ageing like a fine wine? More like a cosmetic surgery cocktail.

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So apart from toast, baby biscuits and a bit of pitta, all he’s eaten today is fruit and cheese…?

Poor boy must be hungry!


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I had fruit for breakfast today, 90 mins later I was ravenous and had to make myself a bacon bagel.

We know he has a ready meal to look forward to when he gets home thanks to that bizarre show and tell of the fridge last week.
 
God she’s a drain isn’t she 😴
You 100% know that no man has said that to her, she just fabricates these conversations in her weird head.
Also, does anyone else think that childminder sounds a bit dim the way she writes these updates? She sounds so illiterate! ‘Dinner finished it all cheese’ so odd
 
I am laughing so much that the penny still hasn’t dropped regarding the giveaway regulations. ‘Tommy will probs pick the winner’ STILL.

Wow 😂
She really doesn’t get it. Or is denser than I’d thought

The ASA: “We are concerned about how you will collate entries and ensure that a winner is picked at random from everyone who believes they have correctly entered the prize draw”

Ashley: “I will announce the winner at random” (eh?)
“I will flick through the posts and randomly select a comment. Probably get Tommy to do it”

She clearly doesn’t get that “I’ll pick a random comment” (‘more than likely from someone fawning over her and not a hate follower) is not the same as “collate all the qualifying entries and use a random number generator to pick a winner”. Tempted to report her myself!
 
Surely she is not THAT foolish that she doesn’t realise that, in a post about the dangers of generalising women, she has generalised all men, based on one comment from one old man?

Makes you wonder whether she ever reads this stuff before she presses post. I’m assuming she gets nothing but stick for stuff like that.

I’m 100% feminist, but you don’t further the cause by simply slagging off men, that’s really not how it works (if you have a brain in your head). I never ever engage with her - because what’s the point - but she must bring a lot of ‘trolls’ on herself with stuff that, if you changed one word, could easily be reported as hateful or discriminatory
 
Alf in that death trap of a cot makes me SHIVER! So feckin irresponsible and I blame Tommy for that too

literally just came here to say this 😩 honestly gives me anxiety.

I hate when people pick her up on things like cot bumpers etc and she literally calls them trolls and says “this is just what I do, do your own research”

Ashley hun if you had done YOUR own research you’d realise how incredibly dangerous Alf’s sleep space is!
 
It actually makes me sick. My 16mo sleeps in a light sleeping bag even when his bag is 22-24c!! 17c is FREEZING. What the actual duck is wrong with her? The way she says ‘oh he’s playing with his monkey toys in his cot’ like it’s normal to sleep with a cot full of toys! What bleeping planet is she on?
 
It actually makes me sick. My 16mo sleeps in a light sleeping bag even when his bag is 22-24c!! 17c is FREEZING. What the actual duck is wrong with her? The way she says ‘oh he’s playing with his monkey toys in his cot’ like it’s normal to sleep with a cot full of toys! What bleeping planet is she on?
I can’t believe she is any kind of “coach”. The one thing she should really be coaching herself on is HOW TO KEEP HER FLESH AND BLOOD SAFE. Find it totally mental how she thinks cot bumper warnings are basically just from trolls. duck me. It’s beyond a joke with her
 
The benefits of cot bumpers (legs getting stuck I suppose 🤷‍♀️) definitely do not outweigh the dangers!! How any mother can leave her child in that cot and be able to walk away unworried is beyond me! Bumpers, toys, a canopy over head.. 😭
She’s definitely one of those people who appear to be somewhat intelligent on first appearance (well spoken etc) but is actually a complete airhead who fails to grasp the simplest of notions. twit.
 
The benefits of cot bumpers (legs getting stuck I suppose 🤷‍♀️) definitely do not outweigh the dangers!! How any mother can leave her child in that cot and be able to walk away unworried is beyond me! Bumpers, toys, a canopy over head.. 😭
She’s definitely one of those people who appear to be somewhat intelligent on first appearance (well spoken etc) but is actually a complete airhead who fails to grasp the simplest of notions. twit.
The whole cot set up is bizarre, millions of blankets, canopy bumpers etc
She’s always said he’s been up several times through the night I don’t know why you wouldn’t look at what the cot is like and change that
I.e no bumpers, his sleeping space must be tiny! My LO moves around all over during night she’d be waking herself up all the time constantly ‘bumping’ into the bumpers
Sleeping bag so he’s warm?!
The canopy is so unnecessary and don’t get how he hasn’t pulled it down yet ha
 
The whole cot set up is bizarre, millions of blankets, canopy bumpers etc
She’s always said he’s been up several times through the night I don’t know why you wouldn’t look at what the cot is like and change that
I.e no bumpers, his sleeping space must be tiny! My LO moves around all over during night she’d be waking herself up all the time constantly ‘bumping’ into the bumpers
Sleeping bag so he’s warm?!
The canopy is so unnecessary and don’t get how he hasn’t pulled it down yet ha
And the bookshelf above the cot....my lot would have pulled that stuff off pronto!
my younger daughter once started stripping lovely Laura Ashley wallpaper from the wall next to her cot when she was meant to be down for an afternoon nap! ....then when she stayed at her gran's house and was in travel cot, she started "writing" on the wall with the metal blind chain , meaning my mum had to redecorate!
 
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